Phallicity: general

Phallicity postings: general

(The notation penis means that an actual penis is depicted. But, in general, postings on gay porn are not included on this list; penises are routine in that context.)

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☛ 8/23/10: Data points: sentential portmanteaus:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2010/08/23/data-points-sentential-portmanteaus-82310/

☛ 9/5/10: Phallicity: the introduction:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/9664.html

☛ 9/13/10: Phallicity: innocent? (1):
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/10067.html

☛ 9/13/10: Phallicity: innocent? (2):
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/10359.html

☛ 9/14/10: Guns and fountain pens:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2010/09/14/guns-and-fountain-pens/

☛ 9/15/10: Phallicity: not at all innocent:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/10700.html

☛ 9/15/10: Phallicity: the symbolic and the real, joined:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/10792.html
penis

☛ 10/25/10: Phallicity: high-macho displays:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/13314.html

☛ 11/12/10: Phallicity: Rocket to Uranus:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/15004.html

☛ 11/16/10: Phallicity: the salt/pepper shaker:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/15466.html

☛ 11/16/10: Phallicity: the penisaurus:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/16019.html

☛ 11/9/10: Lives of the pornstars:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/14706.html
dildos

☛ 11/30/10: Phallicity: Falcon SuperCocks:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/16395.html
dildos

☛ 12/12/10: The racy Xmas card:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2010/12/12/the-racy-xmas-card/

☛ 12/14/10: Phallicity: the 16th century:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/16846.html

☛ 12/21/10: The Xmas package 4:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2010/12/21/the-xmas-package-4/

☛ 12/23/10: The Xmas package 5:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2010/12/23/the-xmas-package-5/

☛ 1/2/11: Phallicity: Reese Rideout:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/18962.html

☛ 1/9/11: Showoff:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/20108.html

☛ 1/21/11: Valentine gift:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/21317.html

☛ 1/22/11: J. C. Leyendecker:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/j-c-leyendecker/

☛ 3/28/11: Magic realism:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/03/28/magic-realism/

☛ 3/30/11: Male vanity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/03/30/male-vanity/

☛ 4/9/11: Phallicity: the nose:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/25222.html

☛ 4/11/11: In my e-mail today:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/25470.html
penis; porn

☛ 4/12/11: Phallicity: George Condo’s Uncle Joe:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/25639.html
penis; art

☛ 4/12/11: Phallicity: anatomically correct paper dolls:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/25857.html

☛ 4/17/11: Bulges:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/04/17/bulges/
underwear

☛ 4/24/11: The sexual connection:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/04/24/the-sexual-connection/

☛ 5/6/11: Seven from Jockstrap Central
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/30403.html

☛ 5/8/11: Maypole and big guns:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/05/08/maypole-and-big-guns/

☛ 5/11/11: Mel Roberts boys:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/30683.html
penis

☛ 5/12/11: Dick decorating:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/31213.html
penis

☛ 5/16/11: On the slur patrol:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/05/16/on-the-slur-patrol/
comic (The Flaming Carrot)

☛ 5/20/11: Crotch, or basket, shots:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/33694.html

6/7/11: Package deal:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2011/06/07/package-deal/
the Weinergate episode

☛ 7/12/11: Two phallic follow-ups:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/36358.html

☛ 7/15/11: Annals of phallicity:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/36693.html

☛ 9/14/11: Phallicity: Josephtailor works:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/43060.html
art

☛ 9/14/11: The news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/the-news-for-penises/

☛ 10/3/11: Two bits of phallic play:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/45463.html

☛ 11/1/11: Hallowphallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2011/11/01/hallowphallicity/

☛ 11/9/11: Mouthing it:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/47124.htm

☛ 1/10/12: Light bulb photo:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/50024.html

☛ 1/14/12: Mien men:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/52174.html
penis

☛ 2/18/12: Penis lamps:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/53453.html

☛ 2/18/12: Dildo lamps?:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/dildo-lamps/

☛ 4/22/12: Chemistry, phallicity, and (anti-)Rockwellism:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/55777.html

☛ 5/7/12: Missile phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/05/07/missile-phallicity/

☛ 5/19/12: Annals of garment phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/05/19/annals-of-garment-phallicity/

☛ 8/1/12: Olympic sex silliness:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/01/olympic-sex-silliness/

☛ 8/5/12: Snakes, worms, fish, clams, slugs:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/snakes-worms-fish-clams-slugs/

☛ 8/8/12: Olympic exposure:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/olympic-exposure/

☛ 8/8/12: More vintage comics:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/more-vintage-comics/
phallic weaponry in the last two

☛ 8/11/12: Annals of phallicity: Wienermobile, banana slug split:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/11/annals-of-phallicity-wienermobile-banana-slug-split/

☛ 8/15/12: VPL:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/vpl/
link to Visible Penis Line site

☛ 8/17/12: Denim peekaboo:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/61079.html

☛ 8/18/12: On the banana watch:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/18/on-the-banana-watch/
banana, carrot

☛ 8/22/12: Forbidden Planet:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/forbidden-planet/
Leslie Nielsen with a space gun in Forbidden Planet

☛ 8/24/12: Nicknames and mascots:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/nicknames-and-mascots/

☛ 10/13/12: Celeriphilia:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2012/10/13/celeriphilia/
celery

☛ 1/18/13: Annals of phallicity: The carrot connection:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/annals-of-phallicity-the-carrot-connection/

☛ 1/20/13: Annals of phallicity: the light switch:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/01/20/annals-of-phallicity-the-light-switch/

☛ 1/28/13: Annals of phallicity: the breadstuffs:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/01/28/annals-of-phallicity-the-breadstuffs/

☛ 1/29/13: Annals of phallicity: toy guns:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/annals-of-phallicity-toy-guns/

☛ 2/4/13: Annals of phallicity: or are you just happy to see me?:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/annals-of-phallicity-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me/

☛ 2/5/13: Annals of obscene gestures:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/annals-of-obscene-gestures/

☛ 2/10/13: Lunar New Year: the snake:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/02/10/lunar-new-year-the-snake/

☛ 3/12/13: Fruit phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/fruit-phallicity/

☛ 3/21/13: The Hamm knuckle:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/the-hamm-knuckle/

☛ 4/23/13: More news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/more-news-for-penises/

☛ 4/30/13: Mounties with guns:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/mounties-with-guns/

☛ 5/5/13: A five-pack:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/05/a-five-pack/
Eel Man is #2

☛ 5/7/13: The protean Colby Keller:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/the-protean-colby-keller/

☛ 5/10/13: From the annals of unintended phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/from-the-annals-of-unintended-phallicity/
People’s Daily building

☛ 5/18/13: More shaker phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/18/more-shaker-phallicity

☛ 5/19/13: X or not?:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/19/x-or-not/

☛ 5/23/13: Annals of phallic animation:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/23/annals-of-phallic-animation/
(medieval) flying penis monster

☛ 5/24/13: News on the edible penis front:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/24/news-on-the-edible-penis-front/

☛ 5/25/13: Departments: Amazing food:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/departments-amazing-food/
cockolate

☛ 5/27/31: raw sex:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/raw-sex/
Raw Sex band’s phallic logo

☛ 6/2/13: A holiday I missed:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/06/02/a-holiday-i-missed/
National Masturbation Month, Masturbate-a-thons (with logos)

☛ 6/10/13: Cigarette phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/06/10/cigarette-phallicity/

☛ 6/18/13: Annals of phallicity: the penis cake pan:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/annals-of-phallicity-the-penis-cake-pan/

☛ 6/23/13: Zesty Anderson Davis:
https://arnoldzwicky.wordpress.com/2013/06/23/zesty-anderson-davis/

☛ 6/30/13: Penis from Heaven:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/01/penis-from-heaven

☛ 7/14/13: Sex on the magazine cover:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/14/sex-on-the-magazine-cover/
Bloomberg Businessweek

☛ 7/19/13: pizzle:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/19/pizzle/

☛ 7/27/13: Annals of phallicity: Carlos Danger at bay:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/27/annals-of-phallicity-carlos-danger-at-bay/

☛ 7/28/13: Ice cream time:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/28/ice-cream-time/

☛ 7/30/13: Annals of phallicity: the drill crotch:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/07/30/annals-of-phallicity-the-drill-crotch/

8/3/13: The Weinerfest rolls on:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/08/03/the-weinerfest-rolls-on/
New Yorker Weiner cartoon

8/4/13: On the Weiner watch:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/08/04/on-the-weiner-watch/
gay porn parody flick Anthony’s Weener

☛ 8/10/13: Annals of phallicity: the palm error:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/08/10/annals-of-phallicity-the-palm-error/

☛ 8/24/13: Men and their pickles:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/08/24/men-and-their-pickles/

☛ 8/29/13: Kissing the rose:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/08/29/kissing-the-rose/
poster for Querelle

☛ 9/12/13: Nine Inches:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/09/12/nine-inches/

☛ 10/3/13: Alan Ritchson (and Justin Hartley):
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/10/03/alan-ritchson-and-justin-hartley/

☛ 11/5/13: On the phallic church watch:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/11/05/on-the-phallic-church-watch/

☛ 12/17/13: Xmas phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/12/17/xmas-phallicity/

☛ 12/20/13: Sexy stuff:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/12/20/sexy-stuff/

☛ 1/10/14: Banana candle:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/01/10/banana-candle/

☛ 1/25/14: Plant phallicity:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/01/25/plant-phallicity/

☛ 4/4/14: Cock in a sock:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/04/04/cock-in-a-sock/

☛ 5/3/4: Tom of Smurfland:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/05/03/tom-of-smurfland/

☛ 5/31/14: Anthony Gormley:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/05/31/anthony-gormley/

☛ 7/10/14: Today’s phallicity find: Seltzer Sisters
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/07/10/todays-phallicity-find/

☛ 7/10/14: Dubious disavowals?: Dirty Bird logo
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/08/22/dubious-disavowals/

☛ 9/10/14: Red devil: phallic statue in Vancouver
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/09/10/red-devil/

☛ 9/17/14: Today’s phallic ad: paste-up of a Kellogg’s ad:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/09/17/todays-phallic-ad/

☛ 9/21/14: The cock cushion: stitchery cock
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/09/21/the-cock-cushion/

☛ 10/4/14: Homage to Marky / Mark: Nick Jonas grabbing his crotch
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/10/04/homage-to-marky-mark/

☛ 10/18/14: No word for it: ‘erectioned’: ithyphallic
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/10/18/no-word-for-it-erectioned/

☛ 11/10/14: Monday quartet: Multiverse in #2, on cigars:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/11/10/monday-quartet-2/

☛ 11/24/14: Phallic art: artwork on AZBlogX
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/11/24/phallic-art/

☛ 12/3/14: “just happy to see me”: the unicorn
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/12/03/just-happy-to-see-me/

☛ 12/13/14: Burger King phallicity
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2014/12/13/burger-king-phallicity/

☛ 1/15/15: Shed your inhibitions: Manneken Pis
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/01/15/shed-your-inhibitions/

☛ 2/14/15: A forest of symbols in a time of love: sexualized Valentine’s card
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/02/14/a-forest-of-symbols-in-a-time-of-love/

☛ 2/18/15: Saint Phalle phallic philately: phallic stamp and poster in a condom-use campaign
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/02/18/saint-phalle-phallic-philately/

☛ 3/19/15: Back to edible penises: gummi penises
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/03/19/back-to-edible-penises/

☛ 3/30/15: Still more news for penises
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/03/30/still-more-news-for-penises/

☛ 4/5/15: Big and small: penis size
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/110192.html
penis

☛ 4/5/15: Compare: male couples comparing their penises
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/110476.html
penis

☛ 4/6/15: Dirk Caber
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/04/06/dirk-caber/

☛ 4/15/15: Magnum:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/04/15/magnum/
assorted phallic symbols

☛ 4/17/15: Annals of phallic reference: a real fireman’s nozzle
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/04/17/annals-of-phallic-reference-a-real-firemans-nozzle/

☛ 6/9/15: Annals of advertising: patriotism, sex, and overwhelming mouthfuls of food:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/06/09/annals-of-advertising-patriotism-sex-and-overwhelming-mouthfuls-of-food/
burger as phallus

6/20/15: Screaming for ice cream:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/06/20/screaming-for-ice-cream/
link to Cazwell performance of “Ice Cream Truck”

6/25/15: The news for penises, including accidental ones:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/06/25/the-news-for-penises-including-accidental-ones/
two examples of accidental phallicity

6/27/15: The news for penises, Norwegian edition:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/06/27/the-news-for-penises-norwegian-edition/
penis costume

7/4/15: Full frontal tv:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/112594.html
full-frontal nudity in two television shows; penis

7/4/15: Embrace of the televised penis:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/07/04/embrace-of-the-televised-penis/
full-frontal nudity in two television shows

7/11/15: Outrageous art:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/07/11/outrageous-art/
Giger poster with Penis Landscape

7/14/15: Jeri Ryan and Luke Perry and more:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/07/14/jeri-ryan-and-luke-perry-and-more/
#5 Luke Perry wielding a phallic gun

8/8/15: Phallicity watch: the mushrooms:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/08/08/phallicity-watch-the-mushrooms/
phallic mushrooms

8/14/15: Annals of phallicity: the hardness score:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/08/14/annals-of-phallicity-the-hardness-score/
the Erection Hardness Score; tv programs with phallic names

9/7/15: Returning to your roots:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/09/07/returning-to-your-roots/
phallic sweet potato root

9/24/15: Another medieval penis monster:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/09/24/another-medieval-penis-monster/
from a medieval manuscript: a dragon with a penis hat

10/7/15: Two recurrent themes:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/10/07/two-recurrent-themes/
phallic ironwork

10/10/15: Annals of phallicity: nozzles (and glycerin, lubes, and posing oils):
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/10/10/annals-of-phallicity-nozzles-and-glycerin-lubes-and-posing-oils/
nozzles

10/25/15: Sunday penis notes: #2 the news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/10/25/sunday-penis-notes-2-the-news-for-penises/
inflatable penis

10/25/15: Sunday penis notes: #3 phallic food
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/10/25/sunday-penis-notes-3-phallic-food/

10/28/15: Wednesday news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/10/28/wednesday-news-for-penises/
two phallic images in French comics

11/7/15: Adventures in food, fun with hot dogs:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/11/07/adventures-in-food-vintage-betty-crocker-fun-with-hot-dogs/
phallic food: bananas

11/8/15: ExtenZe:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/11/08/extenze/
plants with phallic parts as ingredients in the male enhancement product

11/17/15: Alaskan-cod-pieces:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/11/17/alaskan-cod-pieces/
codpieces as phallic symbols

12/26/15: The sounds don’t quite match:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/12/26/the-sounds-dont-quite-match/
Scott Metzger cartoon in #1: dildos

12/28/15: Extreme underwear, some in rainbow:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2015/12/28/extreme-underwear-some-in-rainbow/
StevenEven Pikante line, the second item with an enormously long penile pouch

1/5/16: The news for penises, issue #1 of 2016:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/01/05/the-news-for-penises-issue-1-of-2016/

1/17/16: Classless but far from sexless:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/01/17/classless-but-far-from-sexless/
phallic Marcuse logo

1/26/16: Huge News For Men!:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/01/26/huge-news-for-men/
Penuma silicone penis implant

2/4/16: Some news not for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/04/some-news-not-for-penises/
phallic cock and many expressions that do not contain it

2/7/16: The news for, um, monkeys:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/07/the-news-for-um-monkeys/
two phallic designs with a monkey in them

2/11/16: The news for testicles (and, oh yes, penises):
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/11/the-news-for-testicles-and-oh-yes-penises/
phallic folk art, genitaliac symbols

2/17/16: A passion for pickles:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/17/a-passion-for-pickles/
cucumbers and pickles as phallic symbols

2/19/16: The grief of priapism:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/19/the-grief-of-ulnarism/
Priapus and priapism

2/19/16: Mid-February news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/19/mid-february-news-for-penises/
phallic pickles

2/25/16: a katakana para:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/02/25/a-katakana-para/
bananas and malangas; flutes and drumsticks as phallic symbols, drums as vaginal and anal symbols

3/7/16: Double male proficency:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/03/07/double-male-proficiency/
rods, lances, staffs; names Rod and Lance; “Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me”

3/10/16: The news for penises: hot dogs for 5, carrots for 2:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/03/10/the-news-for-penises-hot-dogs-for-5-carrots-for-2/
carrot in a graphic

3/25/16: The news for penises: a flower garden:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/03/25/the-news-for-penises-a-flower-garden/
penis flower print fabric

4/14/16: The knitwear news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/04/14/the-knitwear-news-for-penises/
knit men’s underwear with elephant trunks, snakes

4/18/16: 70s Cleaverwear:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/04/18/70s-cleaverwear/
overtly phallic pants

4/23/16: The news for penises, snickerboy edition:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/04/23/the-news-for-penises-snickerboy-edition/
preoccupation with the word penis

5/1/16: Mint, Flint, Slate, Brick:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/05/01/mint-flint-slate-brick/
extreme pouchwear

5/8/16: The knotted gun:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/05/08/the-knotted-gun/
Reutersward gun sculpture

5/13/16: stroke:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/05/13/stroke/
masturbation sleeves

5/20/16: Old fashioned Super Duck:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/05/20/old-fashioned-super-duck/
Super Dick (superhero penis), Super Dickmann’s (phallic) candies

5/22/16: Male Art: two views:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/05/22/male-art-two-views/
#7: gun standing in directly for a penis

6/13/16: The news for penises: wrap it in a bagpipe:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/06/13/the-news-for-penises-wrap-it-in-a-bagpipe/
condom bagpipe

6/14/16: Crate labels:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/06/14/crate-labels/
#1 and #2 (possibly subliminal) penis and testicles

6/17/16: Pleasures of patriotic penetration:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/06/17/pleasures-of-patriotic-penetration/
dildos and vibrators

6/28/16: Michael DiMotta:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/06/28/michael-dimotta/
#3 elephant’s trunk in gay cartoon

7/8/16: Someone old, someone new:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/07/08/someone-old-someone-new/
#2 penis cartoon by Edward Steed

8/9/16: Dick’s rhyme:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/09/dicks-rhyme/
#2 banana in underwear ad

8/14/16: News for penises: the Orgy logo:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/14/news-for-penises-the-orgy-logo/
penis-letter logo for the gay porn flick

8/15/16: Falcon trading cards: the bodies:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/128848.html
8/15/16: Falcon trading cards: the faces:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/15/falcon-trading-cards-the-faces/
it’s all about the cocks

8/16/16: News for penises: dick pic advice from Eric André:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/16/news-for-penises-dick-pic-advice-from-eric-andre/

8/22/16: The Fine Art Exemption:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/22/the-fine-art-exemption/
Michelangelo’s David and its penis

8/23/16: More on the David:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/23/more-on-the-david/
continuation of the previous, plus Anthony Weiner

8/26/16: Linguistics and its orthographically related disciplines:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/26/linguistics-and-its-orthographically-related-disciplines/
invented portmanteau lingus (lingam + phallus)

8/26/16: Two impressively eccentric artists:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/26/two-impressively-eccentric-artists/
Lynda Benglis: double penis as a smile, in bronze

8/26/16: Sylvia Sleigh’s male art
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/129328.html
five paintings by Sleigh of male nudes, with flaccid penises

8/26/16: Sylvia Sleigh’s male art:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/08/26/sylvia-sleighs-male-art/
discussion of images in previous

9/11/16: The Mystery Man of Crotch Beach:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/09/11/the-mystery-man-of-crotch-beach/
phallic (and testicular) plants

9/19/16: Horns:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/09/19/horns/
Almond Horns, cuckold’s horns

9/23/16: News for penises and their simulacra:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/09/23/news-for-penises-and-their-simulacra/
phallic public art

10/9/16: Briefly noted: ribbed, for her pleasure:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/10/09/briefly-noted-ribbed-for-her-pleasure/
phallic funeral monuments

10/11/16: News for penises: NCOD, Portlandia:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/10/11/news-for-penises-ncod-portlandia/
Marky Mark, finger pointing, neckties

10/16/15: … and his fruit was sweet to my taste:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/10/16/and-his-fruit-was-sweet-to-my-taste/
the sausage tree and its fruit

11/6/16: Vases for phallophiles:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/06/vases-for-phallophiles/
4 penis vases

11/8/16: Perverted tastes:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/08/perverted-tastes/
#2 phallic asparagus

11/8/16: A planter for phallophiles:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/08/a-planter-for-phallophiles/
“crotch planter” with cactus in it

11/9/16: Eliding the black penis:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/09/eliding-the-black-penis/

11/14/16: Trisyllabic feet in tetrametrical orgy:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/14/trisyllabic-feet-in-tetrametrical-orgy/
iron ‘penis’

11/17/16: No cigar:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/17/no-cigar/
cigars, asparagus spear, wiener, banana

11/18/16: The news for cigars:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/18/the-news-for-cigars/

11/19/16: Gluten log at the Bluebird Diner in Brooklyn:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/19/gluten-log-at-the-bluebird-diner-in-brooklyn/
gluten logs, cigars

11/23/16: Two Stanford adventures:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/23/two-stanford-adventures/
agave flower stalks

11/25/16: Swish Zwicky:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/11/25/swish-zwicky/
#1 weapon

12/6/26: Penguins among the aspsragus:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/12/06/penguins-among-the-asparagus/

12/7/16: More news for cigars:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/12/07/more-news-for-cigars/

12/18/16: The Yule log:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/12/18/the-yule-log/
logs

12/21/16: The advancing horde of shelf elves:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/12/21/the-advancing-horde-of-shelf-elves/
toothbrush, wooden spoon, candy cane

12/26/16: The Christmas pickle:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/12/26/the-christmas-pickle/
pickles

1/21/17: Annals of double entendre:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/01/21/annals-of-double-entendre/
cigarettes

2/12/17: Chocolates for Valentine’s Day:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/02/12/chocolates-for-valentines-day/
#4 toy penis

2/15/17: The news for penguins and, oh yes, penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/02/15/the-news-for-penguins-and-oh-yes-penises/
rockets and rocket ships; love X compounds ‘penis’

2/19/17: Art of the penis:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/02/19/art-of-the-penis/
images of penises in art

2/28/17: The little man with the laundry:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/02/28/the-little-man-with-the-laundry/
the clothespin as phallic symbol

2/28/17: Plant packages:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/02/28/plant-packages/
phallic evergreen, phallic cactus

3/1/17: A codgerie of shaggy men:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/03/01/a-codgerie-of-shaggy-men/
another phallic cactus

3/6/17: Bruce Nauman:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/03/06/bruce-nauman/
Nauman’s phallic artworks

3/10/17: Friday cartoon 3: more news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/03/10/friday-cartoon-3-more-news-for-penises/
Mr. Potato Head with detachable genitals

3/13/17: Risible (faux-)commercial name:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/03/13/risible-faux-commercial-name/
penis jokes, penis cartoons

3/14/17: Pop, ejaculated the weasel:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/03/14/pop-ejaculated-the-weasel/
the nose

4/10/17: The news for penises: Wanksy:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/04/10/the-news-for-penises-wanksy/
the penis graffiti artist

4/21/17: rest stop:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/04/21/rest-stop/
#7 flying golden penis award

4/25/17: You can call me Al:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/04/25/you-can-call-me-al/
#1 mini-phallus

4/26/17: Saint Phalle:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/04/26/saint-phalle/
Fr. phalle; Tinguely phallic construction

5/13/17: From the alien agriculture desk of the News for Penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/13/from-the-alien-agriculture-desk-of-the-news-for-penises/
Bob Eckstein cartoon (giant penis crop circles); Helsinki man in giant penis suit; penis park in Samcheok, South Korea

5/13/17: Months and days:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/13/months-and-days/
phallic and vaginal symbols in Masturbation Month poster

5/14/17: Fags Before Flags, and other in-your-face t-shirts:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/14/fags-before-flags-and-other-in-your-face-t-shirts/
3 phallic t-shirts

5/17/17: Red hots, getcher red hots!:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/17/red-hots-getcher-red-hots-here/
phallic fruit skewers

5/20/17: Brainless Tales, with more news for penises:
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2017/05/20/brainless-tales-with-more-news-for-penises/
#1 a baniener, banana + wiener

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