AZ captions

AZ captions (and similar amendments) for ads, porn photos, male photography, and other images (most are slyly or flagrantly gay; many are X-rated)

see collages as well; almost all are captioned

…..

9/23/09: Lifting shirts:
[http://arnoldzwicky.org/2009/09/23/lifting-shirts/]

8/14/10: Pits ’n’ Tits: the captioned series:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/4559.html]

9/13/10: Phallicity: innocent? (2):
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/10359.html]

6/30/11: The mirror photo:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/35570.html]
“I think of my captions as little poems”

7/1/11: Wrapped in the flag:
[http://arnoldzwicky.org/2011/07/01/wrapped-in-the-flag/]

7/15/11: Male couples:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/37055.html]

12/6/11: Photo shoot 1:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/48679.html]

12/6/11: Photo shoot 2:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/48904.html]

12/14/12: Tell us a story:
[http://arnoldzwicky.org/2012/12/14/tell-us-a-story/]

12/28/12: French infestations:
[http://arnoldzwicky.org/2012/12/28/french-infestations/]

1/7/13: Falcons at Fallingwater:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/66506.html]
pornstar photos with Fallingwater stickers and captions

1/30/13: Snarky fashion:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/69775.html]
snarkily captioned images from vintage men’s fashion layouts

1/31/13: More Falcons at Fallingwater:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/69912.html]

2/8/13: More snarky fashion:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/70311.html]

3/21/13: Maximum availability:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/75845.html]

3/23/13: More captioned Bjorn:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/76174.html]

3/29/13: Crimplene:
[http://arnoldzwicky.org/2013/03/29/crimplene/]

4/11/13: Pornstars at play, with their beetles:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/80787.html]

5/13/13: Cattions 1: Michael Taubenheim:
[http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/85867.html]
male photography, with B. Kliban cat stickers and captions

5/13/13: Cattions 2: Benno Thoma:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/86175.html

5/14/13: Cattions 3: Reh, Bjorn, Sekigushi:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/86740.html

5/26/13: The four Bare Boys, captioned:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/88031.html

5/29/13: Cattions: a miscellany:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/88902.html

6/9/13: Cattions 5: ten more:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/90174.html

7/16/13: Captioned croppings:

Captioned croppings


fuck scenes, cropped so as to be technically non-X, with captions

7/24/13: Asterixions:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/95673.html
male photography, with Asterix stickers and captions

8/13/13: Asterixions 2:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/97800.html

9/9/13: Asterixions 3:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/99190.html

9/19/13: Snarky fashion 4:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/101213.html

9/30/13: Snarky fashion 5:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/103008.html

10/1/13: Asterixions 4:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/103381.html

10/8/13: Snarky fashion 6:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/103586.html

2/7/15: Captioned bookends:

Captioned bookends

2/7/15: Captioned bookend 1:

Captioned bookend 1

4/22/15: Poem for hot February day:

Poem for hot February day


poem added to Daily Jocks ad

5/25/15: The abs/junk buddies:

The abs/junk buddies


story added to Daily Jocks ad

6/3/15: The Diamond Sweat Short, with caption:

The Diamond Sweat Short, with caption


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

6/11/15: Get ready for an ambush…:

Get ready for an ambush…


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

6/23/15: It just got bigger:

It just got bigger


captions added to Daily Jocks ad

6/26/15: Happy Ending:

Happy Ending


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

7/5/15: Surprise!:

Surprise!


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

7/5/15: Blowjob, handjob:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/112837.html
caption for male photo

7/12/15: Waterside trio:

Waterside trio


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

7/24/15: Three on the prowl:

Three on the prowl


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

8/11/15: The Monthly Underwear Club:

The Monthly Underwear Club


captions added to Daily Jocks ads

8/28/15: To exist:

To exist


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

9/7/15: The power of shorts:

The power of shorts


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

9/8/15: Marxuse:

Marxuse


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

9/17/15: The steely cruise of the Voltron Blaster:

The steely cruise of the Voltron Blaster


caption added to Daily Jocks ad

9/28/15: On display:

On display


captions added to 2 Daily Jocks ads

10/7/15: Taking the third:

Taking the third


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/11/15: The Exotic of the North Country:

The Exotic of the North Country


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/15/15: Lightning strike:

Lightning strike


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/19/15: Rafe on display:

Rafe on display


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/23/15: Depilation Row:

Depilation Row


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/29/15: The liquor of your laughter / And the lacquer of your limbs:

To the liquor of your laughter / And the lacquer of your limbs


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

10/31/15: The Halloween sale:

The Halloween sale


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

11/5/15:On the cellblock, in the gugout, at an ambush:

On the cellblock, in the dugout, at an ambush


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

11/9/15: PUMP! Boys and Trojans:

PUMP! Boys and Trojans


captions added to a Daily Jocks ad and to four images of PUMP! models

11/19/15: Rushing Sugar:

Rushing Sugar


caption added to a Daily Jocks ad

11/25/15: An underwear Thanksgiving:

An underwear Thanksgiving


two captions added to a Daily Jocks ad

11/28/15: The revolution in men’s underwear:

The revolution in men’s underwear


brief caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/2/15: I love my Jack Adams:

I love my Jack Adams


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/4/15: Perplexed:

Perplexed


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/11/12: BCNÜ:

BCNÜ


(long) caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/16/15: Go H+A+R+D:

Go H+A+R+D


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/19/15: Obviously Lumber:

Obviously Lumber


captions for four Obviously Apparel images, from a Daily Jocks ad

12/25/15: Pockets in his trunks:

Pockets in his trunks


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

12/30/15: Today’s double entendre:

Today’s double entendre


caption for a Lucas Film ad

12/31/15: The Crew with packages and boxes:

The Crew with packages and boxes


(long) caption for a porn site ad

1/10/16: Get Sporty:

Get Sporty


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

1/13/16: Head scratcher:

Head scratcher


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

1/17/16: Classless but far from sexless:

Classless but far from sexless


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

1/24/16: Sporty pro:

Sporty pro


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

1/27/16: Bruce Bruce Bruce:

Bruce Bruce Bruce


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

1/31/16: Cruise Jogger:

Cruise Jogger


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/10/16: Underwear sex>:

Underwear Sex


captions for two Daily Jocks ads

2/13/16: Mandrake:

Mandrake


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/18/16: Ben, advertising:

Ben, advertising


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/20/16: The fearful exhibitionist:

The fearful exhibitionist


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/25/16: A family thing:

A family thing


captions for Daily Jocks ads

3/5/16: Tinging the scalene triangle:

Tinging the scalene triangle


captions for 3 Daily Jocks ads

3/6/16: Sex in the shadows:

Sex in the shadows


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

3/11/16: Boxer in shorts:

Boxer in shorts


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

3/17/16: Boxer:

Boxing


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

3/19/16: Smooth operator:

Smooth operator


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

4/2/16: Color schemes:

Color scheme


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

4/10/16: Magnitude boys:

Magnitude boys


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

5/1/16: Mint, Flint, Slate, Brick:

Mint, Flint, Slate, Brick


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

5/25/16: Ballad of beef:

Ballad of beef


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

6/18/16: At the Head of the Wolf:

At the Head of the Wolf


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

7/7/16: Celebrations:

Celebrations


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

7/18/16: The Insolence and the Ecstasy:

The Insolence and the Ecstasy


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

8/9/16: Dick’s rhyme:

Dick’s rhyme


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

8/13/16: Lance the versatile:

Lance the versatile


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

9/11/16: The Mystery Man of Crotch Beach:

The Mystery Man of Crotch Beach


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

10/8/16: Naming his Essence:

Naming his Essence


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

10/8/16: Film fantasy:

Film fantasy


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

10/13/16: Bring in ‘da Boyz, Bring in ‘da Funk:

Bring in ‘da Boyz, Bring in ‘da Funk


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

10/26/16: Made for you:

Made for you


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

11/6/16: True Confessions Ripped from the Tabloids:

True Confessions Ripped from the Tabloids


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

11/6/16: Wearing the 1970s:

Wearing the 1970s


captions for 6 1970s men’s fashion ads

11/11/16: Pump it up:

Pump it up


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

11/13/16: Lukas is back!:

Lukas is back!


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

11/14/16: Trisyllabic feet in tetrametrical oregy:

Trisyllabic feet in tetrametrical orgy


caption for a scene in BuckleRoos

11/17/16: The superb object of his affection:

The superb object of his attention


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

11/22/16: Poised to prong, psyched to suck:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/134522.html
captions for 10 images of cocksucking in gay porn publicity

12/5/16: Ex ūnō plūrēs:

Ex ūnō plūrēs


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/3/17: Geometric Joe:

Geometric Joe


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/9/17: ReFo and K-Man:

ReFo and K-Man


caption for a Daily Jocks ad

2/16/17: Flagrant figures:

Flagrant figures


long-line captions for a DJ ad and a figma

2/23/17: Coded!:

Coded!


caption for a DJ ad

2/23/17: Beautiful immortal:

The beautiful immortal


caption for a DJ ad

3/3/17: Family names:

Family names


caption for a DJ ad

3/3/17: Marco Marco teases:

Marco Marco teases


captions for 4 underwear ads

3/31/17: He bloomed in March:

He bloomed in March


caption for a flower photo

4/8/17: The Bronzed Horseman:

The Bronzed Horseman


caption for a DJ ad

5/19/17: Marco, Marco, Marco:

Marco, Marco, Marco


caption for a DJ ad

5/30/17: Flagging America:

Flagging America


caption for a DJ ad

7/4/17: Stuff your stuff in the flag:

Stuff your stuff in the flag


caption for a DJ ad

7/16/17: The company darling:

The company darling


caption for a DJ ad

7/19/17: On offer at Daily Jocks:

On offer at Daily Jocks


4 captions for DJ ads

7/21/17: Getting into harness:

Getting into harness


2 captions for underwear ads

7/23/17: Codpieces on Cellblock 13:

Codpieces on Cellblock 13


caption for DJ ad

8/1/17: Capitulum in corpore magno:

Capitulum in corpore magno


caption for DJ ad

8/11/17: Bill the Berlin Barboy:

Billy the Berlin Barboy


caption for DJ ad

8/23/17: Blut says: join or else:

Bluto says: join or else


captions for 5 DJ ads

8/28/17: The cop and the gunner’s mate:

The cop and the gunner’s mate


caption for a DJ ad

8/28/17: Solid Chet abd lean Bo:

Solid Chet and lean Bo


captions for 2 DJ ads

9/15/17: The many and the one:

The many and the one


caption for a DJ ad

10/3/17: Doorman of the underworld:

Doorman of the underworld


caption for a DJ ad

10/14/17: Angel Eagle’s knights:

Angel Eagle’s knights


captions for DJ ads, one other image

11/14/17: Igor®, the Siberian shape-shifter:

Igor®, the Siberian shape-shifter


caption for DJ Muskulo ad

12/11/17: Er ist der Schönste in Berlin:

Er ist der Schönste in Berlin


caption for DJ Berlin Barcode ad

12/31/17: El Bruto commands:

El Bruto commands


caption for DJ Pump! ad

1/22/18: An infestation of rodentiphobia:

An infestation of rodentiphobia


caption for a DJ Jack Adams ad

2/8/18: The Sex Games:

The Sex Games


caption for a DJ Garçon Model ad

2/25/18: Camo Traplat poses:

Camo Traplat poses


caption for a DJ Code 22 ad

2/27/18: In service to Erebus:

In service to Erebus


caption for a DJ 2Eros ad

3/20/18: Perfectionist in pink sequin:

Perfectionist in pink sequin


caption for a DJ Marco Marco ad

3/30/18: Pride Time #5: On Barceloneta beach:

Pride Time #5: on Barceloneta beach


captions for NIT underwear ads

4/4/18: More 1970s underwear:

More 1970s underwear


captions for 4 1970s underwear ads

4/19/18: Erective affinities:

Erective affinities


caption for a DJ swimwear sale ad

5/2/18: He’s got the moves:

He’s got the moves


caption for a DJ ad

5/8/18: My skivvies are my lifestyle:

My skivvies are my lifestyle


caption for a DJ ad

5/12/18: Down and dirty underwear for Mothers Day:

Down and dirty underwear for Mothers Day


caption for a DJ ad

5/20/18: Blue light special:

Blue light special


caption for a DJ ad

6/21/18: Up in the ar, sky-high, sky-high:

Up in the air, sky-high, sky-high


caption for a DJ ad

6/26/18: JOR: LATINO SPIRIT:

JOR: LATINO SPIRIT


caption for a DJ ad

7/27/18: I Am Your Bottom:

I Am Your Bottom


caption for a DJ ad

8/21/18: Jo Flamingo:

Jo Flamingo


captions for DJ ads

9/3/18: Union strong!:

Union strong!


caption for a DJ ad

10/26/18: At duty on the moors:

At duty on the moors


caption for photos of a post box graveyard

11/5/18: Mandala swimmer, Kali tat, Banksia stamp:

Mandala swimmer, Kali tat, Banksia stamp


caption for a DJ ad

1/25/19: Blue roses:

Blue roses


caption for a DJ ad

2/13/19: Captain of our fairy band:

Captain of our fairy band


caption for a DJ ad

2/13/19: Mesh Man: Always Open for Business®:

Mesh Man: Always Open for Business®


caption for a DJ ad

2/20/19: News for penises: notes on phallophilia:

News for penises: notes on phallophilia


(parody) caption for a DJ ad

3/31/19: Moon shorts 1: the Moons:

Moon shorts 1: the Moons


caption for a DJ ad

4/10/19: Crunching the festive rabbits:

Crunching the festive rabbits


caption for a Godzilla/Peeps construction

4/21/19: Let’s have a kiki … in me:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/04/21/lets-have-a-kiki-in-me/]
caption for a DJ ad

5/24/19: The ballet of Mango Meshman:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/05/24/the-ballet-of-mango-meshman/]
brief caption for DJ ads

6/19/19: The Magnificent WaterSports:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/06/19/the-magnificent-watersports/]
extended free-verse caption for a DJ ad

7/22/19: The boys of Boris Beauville:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/07/22/the-boys-of-boris-beauville/]
parodic caption for a DJ Supawear ad

7/27/19: Wary:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/07/27/wary/]
caption for a Lucas Studio gay porn film

8/14/19: Il Leopardo di Sparta:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/08/14/il-leopardo-di-sparta/]
caption for a DJ Sparta’s harness ad

9/24/19: In the cowboys’ locker room:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/09/24/in-the-cowboys-locker-room/]
caption for a DJ Locker Gear jockstrap ad

11/18/19: HardSoft:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/11/18/hardsoft/]
caption for a DJ CellBlock 13 Covert jockstrap ad

12/17/19: All I want for XXXmas:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/12/17/all-i-want-for-xxxmas/]
captions for Cellblock 13, Helsinki Athletica DJ ads

1/6/20: Yo Day 3: side-eye at the circuit party:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/01/06/yo-day-3-side-eye-at-the-circuit-party/]
captions for DJX Circuit ads

2/19/20: Trough Pride:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/02/19/trough-pride/]
captions for DJX Trough ads

3/5/20: Avant l’orgie:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/03/05/avant-lorgie/]
caption for a DJX Helsinki Athletica ad

3/16/20: Bearfly boy:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/03/16/bearfly-boy/]
caption for joke boxer briefs

4/2/20: Astride the Jockstrap Trail:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/04/02/astride-the-jockstrap-trail/]
caption for a DJ jockstrap sale

5/5/20: Play me, Sam:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/05/05/play-me-sam/]
caption for a DJ fetishwear sale

6/12/20: Bad Chico:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/06/12/bad-chico/]
parody caption for a Bad Chico underwear ad

6/20/20: Duolingo’s Latin cheese:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/06/20/duolingos-latin-cheese/]
caption for a Duolingo translation

9/16/20: Waiting for my man:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/09/16/waiting-for-my-man/]
caption for a DJ underwear sale

9/30/20: An offer of the body:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2020/09/30/an-offer-of-the-body/]
caption for a DJ underwear sale

2/6/21: Is that an American flag in your crotch?:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2021/02/06/is-that-an-american-flag-in-your-crotch/]
#1 caption for an underwear ad

2/27/21: Golden Boy does a cock tease:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2021/02/27/golden-boy-does-a-cock-tease/]
caption for a DJ underwear sale

3/1/21:
[https://arnoldzwicky.org/2021/03/01/fired-up-for-the-grand-finale/]
caption for a DJ underwear sale

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