(Not about language. No direct discussion of sexual acts either.)
The most recent Daily Jocks ad, showing a model wearing a Supawear jock in the Supacharge line, with Lightning theme (there’s also a Thunder theme, but Lightning has the more startling colors):
Jonas adored his
Lightning-themed
Jock strap, and
Pranced around in it
All day long, though he was
Reluctant to get
Plugged by that
Two-pronged
Electric monster.