Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category

Towards the high end of the hardness scale

August 4, 2020

(All I need to tell you is that this posting takes off from a line of Cumdump jockstraps offered by the Breedwell company in deliberately provocative ads, and you should see that it’s totally not for kids or the sexually modest.)

A Daily Jocks ad from 11/4/19 shows us the jock in red, with a model presented faux-naturalistically as a tough working-class guy in a blue-collar setting (a railyard, shipyard, or truckyard). Ad copy for the jock:

The new Breedwell Cumdump Jock [available in white, black, red, yellow, and blue] is a take on the classic, old-school woven jock.

Features a black centre patch with the Breedwell logo and signature “Dirty By Choice” motto. The back of the jock features ‘Breedwell’ across the entire back.

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Santa jack

December 29, 2014

(This posting has a fair amount of linguistic content, but also pretty much gay sexual content, in sometimes very plain language, plus an image at the edge of X-rated. If such material is offensive to you, or merely unwelcome, please pass on this posting.)

It starts with a bit of language play, turing on an ambiguity in the verb come: between the motion verb (as in Santa Claus came to our house on Wednesday night) and the orgasm verb (as in He came like a fountain).

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Another pornstar for Xmas

December 24, 2014

Ten days ago it was the gigantically endowed Dato Foland in a Santa hat, shilling for Lucas Studios (cropped version here). Today it’s the more realistically endowed Johnny Hazzard in a Santa hat, shilling for Channel 1 Releasing: X-rated version on AZBlogX, here; cropped version below:

Pornstars get intense in the holiday season.

[Added later: the text in the full ad is a little festival of apostrophe problems: t’was for ’twas (apostrophe misplaced); boys for boys’ (apostrophe omitted). Apparently sexual arousal messes with your apostrophes.]

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Pornstars for Xmas

December 14, 2014

As Christmas approaches, the gay porn companies break out in holiday sales. From Lucas studios, this ad:

Well, this is the WordPressable part; the full image is on AZBlogX, here. Strange Xmas sheen on the pornstars’ skin, two guys with somewhat false smiles, one (Dato Foland — 28-year-old gay man of Russian/Georgian descent, with website here) with Trick of Death stare. Well, the holidays are different in Pornland.

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