Masturbation
masturbation postings, some about the practices, some about the vocabulary
1/26/10: What’s P YOUR N?
the Fleshjack masturbation sleeve
2/7/10: The meta-euphemism:
verbing the noun
7/26/10: Notes: euphemisms 7/26/10:
gay porn flicks are a species of functional art, the specific function being to serve as a masturbatory aid (as the video equivalent of “one-handed literature”, or “boner books”) by aiding arousal, so that a gay porn film has served its purpose when the viewer ejaculates (somewhere during the course of the action, not necessarily at the very end; the films are, after all, intended to provide a number of occasions for viewer fulfillment, a number of “happy endings”, every 10-15 minutes)
1/3/11: Metaphorical circle jerks:
actual circle jerks (showing off in front of other males and reinforcing each other’s arousal); as worthless, unproductive activity; deprecated mutual admiration or influence or reciprocal activity
1/4/11: David Rakoff on commercial portmanteaus
Rakoff description of Nicholas Cage masturbating; dribbling raher than spraying; masturbation as a trope for useless and unproductive activity.
2/7/12: monkey-spank:
the masturbatory slang
7/27/12: Ask Emma Grice:
“Ask Emma” column on what a woman should do about a husband masturbating in the bathroom
10/10/12: Andy Singer:
[cartoon] incorporates a powerful cultural prejudice against masturbation (on the grounds that it’s non-procreative sex, and therefore unproductive, wasted effort — and, if you adhere to certain religious beliefs, against God’s law)
2/19/13: wank:
noun and verb
3/10/13: More sexual terminology:
masturbation used to achieve external ejaculation in porn
3/24/13: Cyanide and Happiness roundup:
positions for masturbation, hand used for it
5/12/13: Pub(l)ic notice:
warning against masturbation in the showers at UMass Amherst
5/13/13: Annals of ejaculation:
volume of ejaculate; college practice of masturbation
6/2/13 : A holiday I missed:
National Masturbation Month (May) and Day (May 7th); attitudes about masturbation
9/28/13: X job:
hand job
8/25/14: Cowboy rub:
masturbatory rub
9/10/14: Further annals of sexual slang:
fap(p) ‘to masturbate furiously’
12/29/14: Santa jack:
section on masturbatory verbs and their syntax
3/8/15: Bromancing the Bone:
batebuds, buddies in masturbation — either jacking off together or jacking each other off
4/20/15: On the double entendre watch:
slang pull and rub for ‘masturbate’
4/30/16: The masturbation sleeve:
the Accu-Jac / Accujac, the electrically-operated male masturbation device; Prince and jacking off; other masturbation devices
5/13/16: stroke:
masturbation and its vocabulary; masturbation sleeves
6/13/16: Rainbows and b8r bate:
the Tumblr site “hairyb8r’s bate fuel”, devoted to hairy men masturbating
3/24/17: Hand jobs:
http://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/138866.html
3/24/17: The invention of the X job:
taking off from the idea that the hand job was an invention
5/13/17: Months and days:
why May for National Masturbation Month?
6/12/17: Anniversaries: 50, 55, and more:
The story of Nora masturbating James makes Bloomsday a candidate for an official day to celebrate masturbating someone else (Rub-Off Day? Rubbing Day? Stroking Day? Finger-Loving Day?).
3/11/17: hyperbaton, hypermasturbation:
hypermasturbation is frequent masturbation that disrupts daily functioning. Not just frequent masturbation, but masturbation that actually gets in the way of your daily life. I stress this as a general proponent of masturbation and as someone who this January revived my old standard New Year resolution, to masturbate more often: regular stroke breaks are good for the spirit and good for the body. Especially if you lead a solitary life.
… a remarkable Tumblr site, depicting HyperNexus Men, comic-like art showing absolutely gigantic male genitals (far beyond the exaggerations of Tom of Finland). I’ve assembled eight of these in a posting on AZBlogX
7/2/17: The patriotic fig leaf:
cumrag ‘piece of fabric used by a male to clean semen from himself after masturbation’
5/1/19: Here we come a-frankerin’:
BrE slang tosser ‘a person who masturbates’, general term of abuse, like wanker
5/7/19: It’s come round again:
National Masturbation Day and Month; chirosexuality; movie comedies featuring masturbation
1/28/20: Humongous tops Adonis:
jacking off as recreation, as an action for pleasure; and gay porn as an aid to the practice
5/29/20: Josh Rider bakes raw:
https://arnold-x-zwicky.livejournal.com/158904.html
NakedSword’s Naked Baking, with a jack-off finale
5/29/20: Masturbation May finale: the naked brownies:
regular-blog version of the preceding
12/30/20: Manual labor:
Jacques, me, and masturbation
12/30/20: The lexicon of masturbation:
usages in this semantic domain
12/30/20: Masturbatory side notes:
comments on Jacques, Arnold, masturbation, and more