masturbation postings, some about the practices, some about the vocabulary

1/26/10: What’s P YOUR N?

What’s P YOUR N?

the Fleshjack masturbation sleeve

2/7/10: The meta-euphemism:

The meta-euphemism

verbing the noun

7/26/10: Notes: euphemisms 7/26/10:

Notes: euphemisms 7/26/10

gay porn flicks are a species of functional art, the specific function being to serve as a masturbatory aid (as the video equivalent of “one-handed literature”, or “boner books”) by aiding arousal, so that a gay porn film has served its purpose when the viewer ejaculates (somewhere during the course of the action, not necessarily at the very end; the films are, after all, intended to provide a number of occasions for viewer fulfillment, a number of “happy endings”, every 10-15 minutes)

1/3/11: Metaphorical circle jerks:

Metaphorical circle jerks

actual circle jerks (showing off in front of other males and reinforcing each other’s arousal); as worthless, unproductive activity; deprecated mutual admiration or influence or reciprocal activity

1/4/11: David Rakoff on commercial portmanteaus

David Rakoff on commercial portmanteaus

Rakoff description of Nicholas Cage masturbating; dribbling raher than spraying; masturbation as a trope for useless and unproductive activity.

2/7/12: monkey-spank:


the masturbatory slang

7/27/12: Ask Emma Grice:

Ask Emma Grice

“Ask Emma” column on what a woman should do about a husband masturbating in the bathroom

10/10/12: Andy Singer:

Andy Singer

[cartoon] incorporates a powerful cultural prejudice against masturbation (on the grounds that it’s non-procreative sex, and therefore unproductive, wasted effort — and, if you adhere to certain religious beliefs, against God’s law)

2/19/13: wank:


noun and verb

3/10/13: More sexual terminology:

More sexual terminology

masturbation used to achieve external ejaculation in porn

3/24/13: Cyanide and Happiness roundup:

Cyanide and Happiness roundup

positions for masturbation, hand used for it

5/12/13: Pub(l)ic notice:

Pub(l)ic notice

warning against masturbation in the showers at UMass Amherst

5/13/13: Annals of ejaculation:

Annals of ejaculation

volume of ejaculate; college practice of masturbation

6/2/13 : A holiday I missed:

A holiday I missed

National Masturbation Month (May) and Day (May 7th); attitudes about masturbation

9/28/13: X job:

X job

hand job

8/25/14: Cowboy rub:

Cowboy Rub

masturbatory rub

9/10/14: Further annals of sexual slang:

Further annals of sexual slang

fap(p) ‘to masturbate furiously’

12/29/14: Santa jack:

Santa jack

section on masturbatory verbs and their syntax

3/8/15: Bromancing the Bone:

Bromancing the Bone

batebuds, buddies in masturbation — either jacking off together or jacking each other off

4/20/15: On the double entendre watch:

On the double entendre watch

slang pull and rub for ‘masturbate’

4/30/16: The masturbation sleeve:

The masturbation sleeve

the Accu-Jac / Accujac, the electrically-operated male masturbation device; Prince and jacking off; other masturbation devices

5/13/16: stroke:


masturbation and its vocabulary; masturbation sleeves

6/13/16: Rainbows and b8r bate:

Rainbows and b8r bait

the Tumblr site “hairyb8r’s bate fuel”, devoted to hairy men masturbating

3/24/17: Hand jobs:

3/24/17: The invention of the X job:

The invention of the X job

taking off from the idea that the hand job was an invention

5/13/17: Months and days:

Months and days

why May for National Masturbation Month?

6/12/17: Anniversaries: 50, 55, and more:

Anniversaries: 50, 55, and more

The story of Nora masturbating James makes Bloomsday a candidate for an official day to celebrate masturbating someone else (Rub-Off Day? Rubbing Day? Stroking Day? Finger-Loving Day?).

3/11/17: hyperbaton, hypermasturbation:

hyperbaton, hypermasturbation

hypermasturbation is frequent masturbation that disrupts daily functioning. Not just frequent masturbation, but masturbation that actually gets in the way of your daily life. I stress this as a general proponent of masturbation and as someone who this January revived my old standard New Year resolution, to masturbate more often: regular stroke breaks are good for the spirit and good for the body. Especially if you lead a solitary life.
… a remarkable Tumblr site, depicting HyperNexus Men, comic-like art showing absolutely gigantic male genitals (far beyond the exaggerations of Tom of Finland). I’ve assembled eight of these in a posting on AZBlogX

7/2/17: The patriotic fig leaf:

The patriotic fig leaf

cumrag ‘piece of fabric used by a male to clean semen from himself after masturbation’

5/1/19: Here we come a-frankerin’:

Here we come a-frankerin’

BrE slang tosser ‘a person who masturbates’, general term of abuse, like wanker

5/7/19: It’s come round again:

It’s come around again

National Masturbation Day and Month; chirosexuality; movie comedies featuring masturbation

1/28/20: Humongous tops Adonis:

Humongous tops Adonis

jacking off as recreation, as an action for pleasure; and gay porn as an aid to the practice

5/29/20: Josh Rider bakes raw:
NakedSword’s Naked Baking, with a jack-off finale

5/29/20: Masturbation May finale: the naked brownies:

Masturbation May finale: the naked brownies

regular-blog version of the preceding

12/30/20: Manual labor:

Manual labor

Jacques, me, and masturbation

12/30/20: The lexicon of masturbation:

The lexicon of masturbation

usages in this semantic domain

12/30/20: Masturbatory side notes:

Masturbatory side notes

comments on Jacques, Arnold, masturbation, and more

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