Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
September 1, 2018
Today’s morning name: stick insect (creatures from my insect-collecting childhood):
(#1) The strong stick insect, Anchiale briareus
Fascinating creatures, with long bodies and camouflage coloration — brown like sticks, green like leaves.
Probably in my mind from a Facebook query by Georgia Morgan on the 30th about a long-bodied brownish insect that had turned up on a screen in her Brattleboro VT house. Which, as it turned out, was a tree cricket, not a stick insect.
A celebrated kid riddle:
Q: What’s long, brown, and sticky?
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May 14, 2018
… at King Features Syndicate, or so it seems. In my feed today, three cartoons (of my five regulars from King) with a psychoanalyst and his couch: a Bizarro/Wayno with an empty couch; a Zippy with Zippy on the couch; and a Mother Goose and Grimm with the dog Grimm on the couch.
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Posted in Books, Comic conventions, Gender and sexuality, Jokes, Language and medicine, Language and religion, Language in advertising, Linguistics in the comics, Morphology and syntax, Phallicity, Understanding comics | Leave a Comment »
March 25, 2018
An Instagram site that searches for posted material that can be treated as a haiku (a 3-line poetic form with 5, 7, and 5 syllables in the lines). Recently, the robot took on sex between men (not at all graphically).
An example of a found haiku, based on a posting that went:
I suppose ant-man’s boss could be considered a micromanager
— to which the robot responded with the 5-7-5 version:
i suppose ant-man’s
boss could be considered a
micromanager
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Posted in Gender and sexuality, Implicature, Jokes, Memes, Movies, Poetic form, Relevance, Semantics, Variation | Leave a Comment »
March 4, 2018
For today: a Zippy playing on the Walk Into Bar joke format and a Bizarro that combines three cartoon memes: the Psychiatrist, Multiple Personality, and Batman:
(#1)
(#2) For National Multiple Personality Day, March 5th
(If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 4 in this strip — see this Page.)
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Posted in Holidays, Jokes, Language and medicine, Linguistics in the comics, Mathematics, Movies and tv, Puns | Leave a Comment »
September 17, 2017
Yesterday, a posting on the story of a joke (Not Lady: Wife, NL:W for short) whose canonical form is
A: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
B: That was no lady; that was my wife.
The vector for the spread of the joke seems to have been the vaudeville team Weber & Fields, who allegedly used it in their stage routines over a century ago. But I found no first-hand reports, so I appealed to the hounds of ADS-L for attestations. This netted a clear occurrence from 1859, but embedded in a long and complex back story (though again with the stage German accent of W&F). And an earlier British antecedent.
Then Larry Horn chimed in with some astute observations on the semantics and pragmatics of NL:W.
All will be reproduced here.
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Posted in Formulaic language, Implicature, Jokes, Language and the sexes, Pragmatics, Quotations, Semantics | Leave a Comment »
September 16, 2017
The lead-in tag to my recent posting on marmots:
That’s no beaver, that’s my marmot!
A take-off on a punchline to a vaudeville joke from long ago, a line that’s been played with many thousands of times in the last century. The No Lady: Wife (NL:W) formula, in two common instantiations in a two-man exchange:
1 A: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
B: She was no lady. She was my wife.
2 A: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
B: That was no lady; that was my wife.
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Posted in Formulaic language, Jokes, Language and the sexes, Quotations | 3 Comments »
August 13, 2017
Two days ago, I set a competition for readers:
Compose a follow-up to the following lead-in to a joke:
Tom, Taylor, and Jonathan Swift walk into a bar…
Three matters, having to do with reduced coordination, joke forms, and sociocultural categories.
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August 11, 2017
It’s been another distressing news week. Folded in there was a story about Taylor Swift on the witness stand. So a diversion, an amusing competition:
Compose a follow-up to the following lead-in to a joke:
Tom, Taylor, and Jonathan Swift walk into a bar…
Post entries as comments on this posting on my blog (http://arnoldzwicky.org).
Posted in Jokes | 1 Comment »
