In today’s Wayno / Piraro Bizarro, a Blutonic dialogue: an encounter in which a young woman discusses a platonic relationship with an apparently tamed (and clearly dismayed) incarnation of the villainous and brutal Bluto from the Popeye comics and animations:
(#1) A pun on platonic relationship (NOAD: adj. platonic: (of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual) (if you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 3 in this strip — see this Page)
Wayno’s title: “The Mistaken Mariner” — simple friendship not being what Bluto had in mind.
Meanwhile, there’s my Blutonic dialogue, a pun on Platonic dialogue:
Plato wrote approximately 35 dialogues, in most of which Socrates is the main character. (Wikipedia link)