(Some crude sexual talk, but some humor, too, and plants, several plants. Use your judgment.) (Notice: Prunella vulgaris and Orchis mascula are real plants, and what I say about them and their names is, to the best of my knowledge, accurate. As for the rest, caveat lector.) (#1) Hunky Herb hides his Puffy purple penis, … Continue reading The Mystery Man of Crotch Beach