Underwear Sex

(The usual warning: not for kids or the sexually modest)

Two recent ads from Daily Jocks, both with double entendres (for Teamm8, in the header for the ad; for C-IN2, in the body of the ad), which I have of course expanded on in my captions.

Come Down Under

(#1)

Sex in shorts

They exhorted him to
Come Down Under, so he
Came in his shorts, right there in
Public, and it felt fan-bloody-
Fuckin’-tastic, but it was
Damn messy, and he got a lot of
Dirty looks.

(#2)

Hard time

Nasty boys, committed to
Underwear Jail, where you
Fought hard in the yard, no hands on
Dicks allowed, until one of you
Came – White always came
Rabbit-quick, so aroused by Black’s
Body, the smell of his
Sweat, knowing that Black would soon
Fuck him delirious.

C-IN2’s Underwear Jail, showing new inmates — fish — being initiated into the ways of the institution. (This is genuinely from C-IN2. The company’s website is a riot of sexiness. And jokiness.)

(#3)

Ad copy for #1:

Teamm8 2016 has been released with hot new swimwear and shorts now available. Featuring Teamm8’s innovative print technology, new colour combinations and designs to make you look good.

And for #2:

C-IN2 Men’s H+A+R+D Lowest Punt Trunk: Bold C-IN2 logo repeating around waistband and leg-straps contoured pouch with center seam and functional fly [in black, white, and grey]

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