Arnold Zwicky's Blog

(Hunky guy in skimpy swinsuits, mildly racy talk. That’s all.)

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Born
SwimWear GrabCock,
Of a long-ago line of
Poultry thieves,
In an eccentric
Underwear-oriented
Family, with his
Brother JockStrap and his
Sister SportsBra,

SwimWear traded his natal
Surname in for
GrabBag,
Because it wasn’t necessarily
Sexual, and he liked to
Scratch his balls

A recent Daily Jocks ad, featuring a formidably upper-bodied model, with the rest of the equipment to match (especially those thighs).

Here he is on another part of the beach, amidst the black volcanic rocks, sliding a hand into a pocket  to dig for nuts:

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