Family names

(Hunky guy in skimpy swinsuits, mildly racy talk. That’s all.)


SwimWear GrabCock,
Of a long-ago line of
Poultry thieves,
In an eccentric
Family, with his
Brother JockStrap and his
Sister SportsBra,

SwimWear traded his natal
Surname in for
Because it wasn’t necessarily
Sexual, and he liked to
Scratch his balls

A recent Daily Jocks ad, featuring a formidably upper-bodied model, with the rest of the equipment to match (especially those thighs).

Here he is on another part of the beach, amidst the black volcanic rocks, sliding a hand into a pocket  to dig for nuts:


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