The news for penises: wrap it in a bagpipe

Wrap it on your willy, or play it like a piper.

From Sim Aberson, a link to a condom bagpipe performance. Photo here:

You can watch and listen to it in action here, in a YouTube video uploaded on 10/28/09.

Two condoms are used (one inside the other) to create the bag for this bagpipe. The chanter and drone are aluminium tubes with a membrane reed at the top of each.

The inventor and performer is Linsey Pollak. From Wikipedia:

Linsey Pollak is an Australian musician, instrument maker, composer, musical director and community music facilitator. He studied classical clarinet until the age of 19. Then, at university, he started making and selling bamboo flutes. He dropped out in the second year of physiology to get more time to make instruments. He has recorded 31 albums. He toured his solo shows extensively in Europe, North America and Asia as well as performing at most major festivals around Australia.

He’s also designed a rubber glove bagpipe and many more quite unlikely instruments, including a carrot clarinet. (The name alone is wonderful.)



One Response to “The news for penises: wrap it in a bagpipe”

  1. rjp Says:

    “carrot clarinet” sounds like a penis euphemism.

    eg. “I heard they fired him because they caught him playing the boss’s carrot clarinet”

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