From the alien agriculture desk of the News for Penises

From the National Lampoon site, “Cartoon: Crop Circles” by Bob Eckstein, yesterday:


Hey, you aliens! Get offa my field!

Meanwhile, giant penis images are everywhere. Here at the News for Penises, we bring you regular bulletins on giant penis parks, penis parades, men in giant penis costumes, all that good stuff. Two recent international finds.

From Finland in the dead of winter:


A man dresses as a giant penis stands in the center of Helsinki on January 21, 2010 to publicize a performance artists’ cabaret show about personal shame of three men. This is not the first time the giant penis has wandered the streets of Finland, and actor Maennistoe said it was generally well-received. ‘Most of the people like it very much. They want to come … sit on the balls,’ he said. (link)

And a penis park in South Korea:


Sedate little Samcheok is the gateway to an unusual mix of sightseeing spots. Within an hour’s bus ride are spectacular limestone caves, an inimitable ‘penis park’ (phallic sculptures, not body parts) and pretty beaches tucked away in quiet coves. The town has a rousing Full Moon Festival in February, with tug-of-war competitions. (link)

3 Responses to “From the alien agriculture desk of the News for Penises”

  1. Robert Coren Says:

    The penis on wheels, simulating a cannon, is a winner.

  2. Robert Coren Says:

    Also, this place:

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