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They found one another in the
Sexual swamp, where men go to
Drop their civilized masks and
Embrace their
Animal natures,
Copulate like
Beasts.
Archive for the ‘Captions’ Category
ReFo and K-Man
February 9, 2017Geometric Joe
February 3, 2017The most recent Daily Jocks ad, with a caption sexual fantasy from me:
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You can buy him,
One trick a month – the
Standard hour, providing
Whatever you need –
And with a rock-bottom
Starter price of $10, theCatch is that the price
Doubles every month. On
Month six his hour costs you a
Steep $320, but he’s
Worth it, though when the
Annual contractRuns out in
Month 12,
You’ll be getting
$40,960 sex —
Better be
Best there is.
That’s the fantasy. Then there’s the real world, in which I tried to identify the model in #1.
Ex ūnō plūrēs
December 5, 2016(From my back files, a Daily Jocks sex-drenched N2N ad from June 21st, with my caption. Negligible linguistics.)
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Just
Studio Groove
Briefs in Coral,
He thoughtBut
The briefs
Multiplexed himAnd
Then he was
Two … four … eight!,
Intoxicatingly manifoldStill
Multiply alone,
Longing for
Hot boys in
Neon pinkNothings
The superb object of his attention
November 17, 2016(Hunky guy in underwear, somewhat suggestive caption, nothing to frighten the horses. But in case this isn’t what you want to see …)
The Daily Jocks ad from the 14th, with a caption added by me:
By himself in the
Darkened rainbow
Sex room,
Cromo reflected on the
Secret of his
Crotch, found it was a
Flash piece of
Top-notch meat.
Trisyllabic feet in tetrametrical orgy
November 14, 2016(An assortment of linguistic points along the way, but a lot of stuff about the gay porn flick BuckleRoos (2004), with explicit discussion of men’s bodies and male-male sex, plus images at the borderline — seven definitely over the line are on AZBlog X, in a posting entitled “Watching the BuckleBoys” — so not for kids or the sexually modest.)
My Saturday morning playtime viewing was this favorite video — 2 discs, plus a 2005 documentary about its creation, eXposed: The Making of a Legend — which moved me to write a metered (but not rhyming) caption for one scene in the flick: part 2, scene 2, involving a rancher and two Mormon missionaries:
Late-breaking news in the
Beefland Raunch Bulletin:
Cowboy Screws Mormon
On Park Picnic Tabletop
Any guy with the buckle is magically hot;
He can take what he wants, not a man can resist.Both the boys on the mission know nothing of sex,
But ol’ Jed leads the way to ecstatic abandon.Now he’s fucking a boy on the top of a bench;
We are watching a Mormon get screwed by a rancher.
Lukas is back!
November 13, 2016(Underwear and raunchy innuendo, with a jock harness bonus, and some language stuff, but, yes, men’s bodies, so not to everyone’s tastes.)
The latest Daily Jocks offering, with my caption:
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Lukas and the Back Alley Boys
Return this week for a
Short engagement,
Featuring old favorites
— “Butt Up, Baby”, and
Fresh stuff
— “Pullin’ My Pants Down For You”,
Soon to be released on their
Ballsy new album
Silly Love Songs
Pump it up
November 11, 2016Today’s Daily Jocks ad (for Pump! underwear), with my caption:
Once fully inflated, the
Figure needed foot weights for
Stability, then was disposed as an
Adornment for the trophy room,Inspiration for the men on the team.
Wearing the 1970s
November 6, 2016A little while back, Kim Darnell pointed me to several sites with collections of astounding men’s clothing (some underwear, some not) from the 1970s. Culled from a great trove of material, here are six of these gems, with captions added by me.
Let me say that while I indulged in various regrettable items of clothing (including bell bottoms, muscle shirts, and remarkable underwear) during this period, I didn’t reach the heights illustrated here. So I snicker and guffaw, but nervously.
True Confessions Ripped from the Tabloids
November 6, 2016(Well yes, men’s bodies, and lots of gay innuendo, but nothing to frighten the horses.)
Headline in The Gaily Male:
“How Giacomo ‘Giacco’ Giaccone’s
SuperSnapJock made me into a sniveling bitch”
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Big
Jimmy ruled the
Gym with a thumb of
Steel – one
Snap of his
Strap made the
Strongest man
Kneel
Made for you
October 26, 2016(Underwear ad, suggestive but not explicit text.)
From Daily Jocks yesterday, featuring Andrew Christian underwear. The image, the ad copy, my caption (inspired by the extraordinarily plastic-synthetic look of the model):
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Raunchy, cheeky, and playful, Andrew Christian always pushes underwear styles to the limit. Andrew Christian has developed into a hugely popular underwear brand that’s not afraid to show off the male form with crazy designs, bright colours and attention seeking styles.
Crafted from
Cutting-edge materials,
Cristiano29 is the latest,
Most life-like
Model in the
Andrew Christian M4M
PerfoHunk line,
Guaranteed to perform all
Sexual functions to your
Satisfaction.Enhanced model 29ST does
Pleasant small talk, 29DT
Dirty-talks to your
Personal
Specifications.