Archive for the ‘Captions’ Category
October 13, 2016
(A men’s underwear posting, racy but not outrageous.)
The Daily Jocks offer from 6/24 (I have a huge underwear backlog), with the ad copy and my caption:
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Funky Trunks are back with brand new underwear and swimwear! Australian brand Funky Trunks always provided bright, bold designs and their new collection is no different. You will want to be seen in these, check out full range now!
Hot Wash and
Trunked Up, the
Hard funk boys for
The Aussie Swim ‘n’ Sex
Experience, patrol the
Changing room
Relentlessly
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October 8, 2016
(Racy-gaysexy, but, I think, no more than that.)
Today’s Daily Jocks ad (for their Underwear Club, “Fresh underwear every month”), with my caption:
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Sharp Suave
Stepped from the
Screening of
Rude Valentino at
Rough Flicks to
Saunter among the
Seats, giving
Himself to his
Hungry fans
The film meme is of the character who steps out of a film’s fantasy world and into the real world.
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October 8, 2016
(Sexually suggestive, but not explicit.)
From Daily Jocks on 9/14, with its ad copy (which an Austraian friend found deeply embarrassing) and my caption:
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Aussie Essence captures the spirit of living in the great land of Australia. From sweating it out on the land, to closing the big deal in the city and catching all the waves in between, we celebrate the diversity of backgrounds we all come from whilst being proud of the aussie culture.
Sweating on the station, he was known as
Ned (the Outlaw) — in the city, where he was
Made by tons of Aussies, they called him
AbsFab and PecMate — on Bondi Beach he was just
Salty Dog
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September 11, 2016
(Some crude sexual talk, but some humor, too, and plants, several plants. Use your judgment.)
(Notice: Prunella vulgaris and Orchis mascula are real plants, and what I say about them and their names is, to the best of my knowledge, accurate. As for the rest, caveat lector.)
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Hunky Herb hides his
Puffy purple penis, his
Funky fleshy fruits, but fuck, his
Buddy Larry says, lewdly, a
Feast to eat, and pretty too.
The back story, in a recent press release:
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August 9, 2016
(Racy, but not, I think, officially dangerous to children and the sexually modest, unless the verb shag is over the line. Look, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me came out in 19 – bloody – 99, with a PG-13 rating in the U.S.)
From Daily Jocks on the 29th (with my captions):
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Dick is a CHEEKY LAD,
Bit of fun, bit of bad,
Acts the monkey,
With his banana:
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Fancied Davy in a trunk, Davy in a brief.
Davy came to my house, where ‘e shagged me beef,
‘E shagged me royally, right fine,
So I went to Davy’s house
And kissed him twenty time.
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July 18, 2016
(Not for kids or the sexually modest.)
Today’s Daily Jocks ad, offering 2eros Black Label items (with my caption):
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The Insolent Brothers
Offer themselves
On the altar of Eros to
Needy faggots
Buddy White more
Welcoming, Bro Black more
Contemptuous; off work they’re
Tight with one another but
Certain they’d never ever
Switch teams to join
The Ecstatic Sisters, the way those
Queers Mikey Bono and
Lennie Vance did
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June 18, 2016
(Money, sex, and anthropophagy, plus killer abs and electric underwear.)
Today’s Daily Jocks ad, with a caption of mine:
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Catherine showered the boys with
Money, Sebastian traded the bounty of
His Electric jockstrap for the treasures in
Their ragged boardshorts, but the
Cash ran out — the slavering
Pack set upon the terrified Sebastian,
Ripped what lean flesh they could from
His beautiful body.
The caption sets the 2(X)IST Electric underwear ad in the Spanish beach town of Cabeza de Lobo, the location of the movie Suddenly, Last Summer (1959), in which Montgomery Clift succumbs to a pack of beach boys.
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May 25, 2016
(Not much about language.)
The Daily Jocks ad from yesterday, with a caption of mine:
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His name was
Drogo, after the legendary
Horseman, but everyone called him
Oxo, because he was so
Beefy.
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