(Hunk in a swmsuit, oblique literate raciness. Plus religion, art, and plants.)
Today’s mailing from the Daily Jocks company takes us to the beaches of Oz, where an ad for the Aussie homowear firm 2eros’s Mandala swimsuit is framed as a postcard, complete with a 2018 Oz-floral stamp. Plus a caption of mine:
(#1) The flower of his manhood
Ramble down the
Rocks to revere his pink
Lotus flower, to
Lose yourself on the
Blue wheel of desire
(#1)
Ripped from our posts,
Dumped in this wasteland,
Together we rustCrankily, nastily
“Old fool’s gone all mottled”
“Her door don’t work”We hiss and huddle,
Waiting for a ring.Why don’t you
Ever call? Why?
(Men in skimpy underwear, but nothing actually scandalous. And there will be folk music, of a sort.)
It’s Labor Day, and you’re a guy, and you want to do something to celebrate working people (beyond enjoying the three-day holiday weekend, a product of the union movement). What to do?
Daily Jocks has your number: you’re hankering for a jockstrap, right? A really fine union-strong jockstrap:
(#1)
LABOR DAY FLASH SALE 🇺🇸
Get 20% off ALL Jockstraps for the next 24 hours!
Shop over 150 Jockstraps from all your favourite brands…
Sgt. Helsi, the Jumping Jack Flash, says:
Join the jockstrap army and see my world!
We are the jockstrap army
Every one of us with a basket
We all hate pants and shirts and shoes
Men: ready, aim, and flash it!
(Men, in skimpy underwear, projecting steamy homo-desire; compact captions of puzzling free poetry; reflections on playful fetishwear. No X, but not to everyone’s taste.)
From Daily Jocks yesterday, continuing a mini-series with models who aren’t your standard high-butch Euro muscle-hunks, this time featuring a young man I’m calling Jo Flamingo.
(#1)
Muscle Twinko his
Marco Harness
Flamenconess
Flamingolous
The ad copy (untouched by any editing from me):
Get on board with The NEW Nautical Collection! This exciting new print features Flamingos on top of blue and white stripes.
The collection features a Swim Brief, Harness & two Briefs (including one with a cheeky low cut rear!) you’ll be the hit of every party in any of these.
(Taste alert: hunky guy in underwear, sexual double entendres. No explicit linguistics.)
(News flash: accompanying “Are You My Bottom?” posting to come soon.)
From Daily Jocks on the 23rd, with my caption:
(#1)
I Am Your Bottom
SpoJo exudes
Urgent desire
Coupled with
Anxiety verging on
Dread, while hisFleshy buttocks
Press their own
Cheeky agenda
(Guy in a minimal swimsuit from the Colombian company Jor, suggestive text, but nothing at all hard-core.)
The Daily Jocks sale ad yesterday, with my caption:
(#1) JOR: LATINO SPIRIT
Jor, son of Toro and Jordache
Lovingly hand-made
Lean, festive, resilient
Shines sexily in the sunLies proudly under Panama,
Has jungle liaisons with
Pacific Ecuador,
Caribbean VenezuelaBoasts cheekily in Bogotá
Of his tough style
(Men in underwear, racy references, but otherwise unthreatening.)
A recent Daily Jocks Underwear Club brings us more of the 2eros model in #1 of my June 6th posting “Now We Are Nine, a Journey to the East”:
(#1) Up in the air, sky-high, sky-high
“Aeroflotation has
Transformed my life”, writes
Satisfied user RoRo F.
“For one thing, my
Sex life has improved
86% in only two weeks.”
(Underwear guy, allusions to sexual practices. Imbibe with caution.)
Yesterday’s Daily Jocks ad, an “X-rated Sale” for Mothers Day weekend, with a caption of mine:
  spent husk
drained from a
day in hard harness
sprawled half-conscious
tits jutting codpiece
glistening abs
huge elegant feet
hazy hint of that
hole of male delight
An odd sale offer for Mothers Day weekend, but maybe (as I’ll suggest in another posting) it’s really for Muthuhs Day. That would work.
(Underwear guys, but nothing shocking.)
Yesterday’s Daily Jocks ad, for the company Modus Vivendi, with its inflated ad copy (“not just a product or just a brand, it reflects a lifestyle”) and a short caption of my own devising:
(#1)
Their name, Modus Vivendi, is their philosophy. From Latin, Modus Vivendi translates to lifestyle or way of life. Their name reflects their design and manufacturing approach to everything they make; it is not just a product or just a brand, it reflects a lifestyle.
My skivvies are my lifestyle my
Crotch my world I
Reach out to
Draw you in
Today’s Daily Jocks ad, for their Underwear Club, with a caption of my own devising:
(#1) Unkind critics
Assailed his claim that the
Dutch of Brabant is the
Original language the
Garden of Eden’s tongue but he
Smoothly fended them off he
Knows all the moves