(Men in skimpy underwear, but nothing actually scandalous. And there will be folk music, of a sort.)
It’s Labor Day, and you’re a guy, and you want to do something to celebrate working people (beyond enjoying the three-day holiday weekend, a product of the union movement). What to do?
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Sgt. Helsi, the Jumping Jack Flash, says:
Join the jockstrap army and see my world!
We are the jockstrap army
Every one of us with a basket
We all hate pants and shirts and shoes
Men: ready, aim, and flash it!
Raw recruits testing the gear:
(#2) BuzzFeed video here: Men wearing high-fashion jockstraps for a day
For the army’s marching song, compare these verses from Tom Lehrer’s “We Are the Folk Song Army” (from That Was the Year that Was (1965)):
We are the folk song army
Every one of us cares
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice
Unlike the rest of you squares… So join in the folk song army!
Guitars are the weapons we bring
To the fight against poverty, war, and injustice
Ready, aim, sing!
(You can listen to a concert performance of the whole song here.)
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