Two news items about men’s junk: a Guardian story about the mammalian penis bone, and its lack in human beings; and an ad for a new line of quirky men’s underwear, the Eletrunks (“Now you can adjust your manhood discreetly”).
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Crotch news bulletins
December 14, 2016Ex ūnō plūrēs
December 5, 2016(From my back files, a Daily Jocks sex-drenched N2N ad from June 21st, with my caption. Negligible linguistics.)
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Just
Studio Groove
Briefs in Coral,
He thoughtBut
The briefs
Multiplexed himAnd
Then he was
Two … four … eight!,
Intoxicatingly manifoldStill
Multiply alone,
Longing for
Hot boys in
Neon pinkNothings
Le calendrier des agriculteurs
December 4, 2016(About art photography and men’s bodies.)
With an alert from Michael Palmer on Facebook, the latest of Fred Goudon’s calendars:
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Rising in the morning
November 25, 2016I awoke this morning to an overwhelming swell of orchestra and chorus, in what I recognized immediately as the very ending (in the 5th movement) of Mahler’s Symphony No. 2, the Resurrection Symphony (performed by Otto Klemperer and the Philharmonia Symphony and Chorus). Time to arise!
You can watch, here, a performance by Leonard Bernstein and the London Philharmonic of the last bit of the 5th movement. A still of Lenny’s berserker conducting:
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The superb object of his attention
November 17, 2016(Hunky guy in underwear, somewhat suggestive caption, nothing to frighten the horses. But in case this isn’t what you want to see …)
The Daily Jocks ad from the 14th, with a caption added by me:
By himself in the
Darkened rainbow
Sex room,
Cromo reflected on the
Secret of his
Crotch, found it was a
Flash piece of
Top-notch meat.
Lukas is back!
November 13, 2016(Underwear and raunchy innuendo, with a jock harness bonus, and some language stuff, but, yes, men’s bodies, so not to everyone’s tastes.)
The latest Daily Jocks offering, with my caption:
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Lukas and the Back Alley Boys
Return this week for a
Short engagement,
Featuring old favorites
— “Butt Up, Baby”, and
Fresh stuff
— “Pullin’ My Pants Down For You”,
Soon to be released on their
Ballsy new album
Silly Love Songs
Pump it up
November 11, 2016Today’s Daily Jocks ad (for Pump! underwear), with my caption:
Once fully inflated, the
Figure needed foot weights for
Stability, then was disposed as an
Adornment for the trophy room,Inspiration for the men on the team.
In a penguin suit
November 8, 2016Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm:
A penguin selecting a wardrobe, from five identical choices. The giggle is that the black and white appearance of the penguin is actually a suit that it puts on. From Wikipedia:
Black tie, sometimes known by its French name cravate noir, is a semi-formal dress code for evening events and social functions derived from British and American costume conventions of the 19th century. Traditionally worn only for events after 7 p.m., black tie is less formal than white tie but more formal than informal or business dress. In the United States, the gentlemen’s form of black tie attire is often referred to as a tuxedo.
And in slang, as a penguin suit.
Wearing the 1970s
November 6, 2016A little while back, Kim Darnell pointed me to several sites with collections of astounding men’s clothing (some underwear, some not) from the 1970s. Culled from a great trove of material, here are six of these gems, with captions added by me.
Let me say that while I indulged in various regrettable items of clothing (including bell bottoms, muscle shirts, and remarkable underwear) during this period, I didn’t reach the heights illustrated here. So I snicker and guffaw, but nervously.
True Confessions Ripped from the Tabloids
November 6, 2016(Well yes, men’s bodies, and lots of gay innuendo, but nothing to frighten the horses.)
Headline in The Gaily Male:
“How Giacomo ‘Giacco’ Giaccone’s
SuperSnapJock made me into a sniveling bitch”
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Big
Jimmy ruled the
Gym with a thumb of
Steel – one
Snap of his
Strap made the
Strongest man
Kneel