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They found one another in the
Sexual swamp, where men go to
Drop their civilized masks and
Embrace their
Animal natures,
Copulate like
Beasts.
Archive for the ‘Clothing’ Category
ReFo and K-Man
February 9, 2017Another tv hunk
February 8, 2017(Another posting in a long series. Very little about language in this.)
Cut to the chase, Brandon Quinn as Gabe Duncroft in the tv series The Fosters:
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A handsome man with a beautiful physique, very fit but not flagrantly ripped.
Geometric Joe
February 3, 2017The most recent Daily Jocks ad, with a caption sexual fantasy from me:
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You can buy him,
One trick a month – the
Standard hour, providing
Whatever you need –
And with a rock-bottom
Starter price of $10, theCatch is that the price
Doubles every month. On
Month six his hour costs you a
Steep $320, but he’s
Worth it, though when the
Annual contractRuns out in
Month 12,
You’ll be getting
$40,960 sex —
Better be
Best there is.
That’s the fantasy. Then there’s the real world, in which I tried to identify the model in #1.
Gender and sexuality in the comics
January 30, 2017
Yesterday’s hot guy
January 28, 2017I posted on him here in a BE FUCKING POLITE t-shirt, giving us the finger. In that posting, I hadn’t identified the model, but now ace mandentifier David Preston has named Daniel M. Sheehan, of the L.A. men’s fashion firm Sheehan & Co., as the hunky silver fox in the photo. As it turns out, the aggression in that photo was entirely mock aggression: Sheehan the man is sweet, earnest, and funny — there are videos on the company’s site — and he describes the photo as “ironic”. Here’s another version of the shirt, fingerless and affectionate (a single red rose symbolizing love), but still oxymoronic (though now the context moves the intensifier fucking in the direction of sexual fucking: towards ‘be fucking politely’):
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Sheehan seems to have a huge following of women (who presumably fantasize about doing him) and a substantial following of straight men (who presumably fantasize about being him) and a huge following of gay men like me (who can indulge in both fantasies). The FUCKING shirts can be read as aimed at any one of these audiences, or of course all of them.
Now, since I find the man physically attractive and his presentation of self (some compound of macho and gay) equally attractive, six more photos of him and his work.
From MeatMarket.com
January 18, 2017(This is a fantasy using a big set of Daily Jocks ads for men’s high-end underwear. A fantasy about male prostitution, entirely unsuitable for kids or the sexually modest. Discussion in very plain language of men’s bodies and man-on-man sex, plus sexual fetishes and paraphilias, some of them distasteful.)
MeatMarket.com offers top-quality MeatMen at good prices. We supply a variety of types of meat, each piece with a catalog number and a nick (no real names are used in transactions). A few prime pieces of special interest, some on sale:
Eschew the muu-muu
January 17, 2017Today’s Zippy, savoring words:
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Eschew the muu! Bonuses: the preposterous name Relentless Betablocker; men’s fashion underwear.
Poplar Mechanics
January 12, 2017
Genuine mink jock
January 11, 2017A preposterous vintage 70s fashion ad that’s all over the net (though, as usual, without a verifiable source):
The highly evolved fashion sense of faggots
January 8, 2017Over on ADS-L, the hounds have been tracking down a quotation about comparative degrees of cultural evolution in different groups. On the 5th, Stephen Goranson supplied this report of a quotation on the subject, concerning Benjamin Disraeli, twice Prime Minister of the U.K. in Victorian times, and the only P.M. of Jewish birth:
Mr. D’Israeli never forgets — never allows others to forget — that he is of that race whence all our prophets came and Jesus Christ himself was born….
On one occasion, when taunted with being a descendant perhaps of the thief on the cross, he replied, in proud and soul-stirring words, “My blood thrills with the traditions of my race! My ancestors were lords of the tabernacle and princes of Israel when his were naked savages in the woods of Northern Germany.”
Yesterday, Geoff Nunberg supplied a wonderful Italian variant that crucially involves the Italian sexual slur frocio ‘faggot, queer’ (plural froci).