Archive for October, 2015

Words of One Syllable Dept.

October 22, 2015

For some time now, the New York Times has been reporting, in almost daily stories, on the Canadian elections, culminating in Liberal Justin Trudeau succeeding Conservative Stephen Harper as Prime Minister. Some of these stories, by Ian Austen, refer to an episode in Trudeau’s past that some have interpreted as showing that Trudeau was not mature enough to serve as his nation’s political leader. A version from yesterday, in Austen’s “Justin Trudeau, Son of a Canadian Leader, Follows His Own Path to Power”, about Trudeau’s history:

Mr. Trudeau showed a penchant for unscripted remarks that could be refreshing or embarrassing. When Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that Canadian fighter jets would join the American-led campaign against the Islamic State militant group, Mr. Trudeau responded with a vulgar metaphor that many called juvenile.

Now, I’ve been following Canadian politics (at some distance, the way I follow American politics; it’s often a crazy, dirty business), and I recall Trudeau strongly opposing Harper’s fighter-jet proposal, but I don’t recall any “vulgar metaphor” or any outcry about one, and I can’t find any evidence of it on the net. Of course, the proudly fastidious Times wouldn’t actually cite offensive language, but Austen doesn’t even cite or link to any story in which the episode was reported in the clear, with context. So there’s no way for me to judge whether Trudeau “broke the unwritten law” (cue the Piranha Brothers) and merited opprobrium. Words of one syllable.

[Added a bit later: Ben Zimmer has now tracked down the actual quote, which is much less exciting than Austen made it out to be. More below to fold.]

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Adrian Tomine

October 22, 2015

The morning name today was Adrian Tomine, but I’ve already posted about the graphic artist, and in any case he was very much in my mind as the artist of the October 19th New Yorker cover:

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The ear wash

October 21, 2015

Took my ears to the ear wash yesterday, with gratifying results. This was just a piece of a complex appointment with my family doctor, but it restored the hearing in my left ear, which had been stopped up with cerumen, aka ear wax.

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XBlog essays

October 21, 2015

First, a new posting on AZBlogX, “In the locker room, half hard”, with a locker room scene in an ad for a new C1R gay porn release, the crudely but informatively titled Gridiron Gang Bang — a scene in which two of the actors are half-erect. (Further details on my X blog.)

Along with that, I’ve inaugurated a series of Pages under the heading “XBlog essays“, itself under the heading “XWriting” (for writing with X-rated content). The Page for the locker room posting is called “Soft / hard”.

The crucial XBlog essays either are posted fully on AZBlogX, or are posted in this blog, with X-rated images on AZBlogX.

The topics so far are:

Angle and curvature; Body size; Clothed / unclothed; Gay for pay; Group sex; Messy sex; Penis size; Pits ‘n’ tits; Pornstar dildos; Sex in public; Soft / hard

There will probably be more.

Shirtless Mondays

October 20, 2015

Viewed yesterday on tv: episodes of the police drama Flashpoint, featuring (among others) the actor David Paetkau; the first Satisfaction show of the new season, featuring actor Matt Passmore; and the sweet comedy film Role Models, featuring actor Seann William Scott. Paetkau occasionally appears shirtless, while the other two do so repeatedly; they are pleased to display their bodies. Here I’m going to post about Paetkau and Passmore, mostly because they are physically similar, and could be taken for brothers (their faces are similar and they both have a broad-shouldered “athlete’s build”, while Scott is facially quite different and has a lean build); but also because they’re not Americans (Paetkau is Canadian, Passmore Australian), while Scott is; and because their (very attractive, hunky) bodies look, in a sense, “natural”, while Scott is a serious bodybuilder, and it shows.

Paetkau and Passmore in this posting, Scott in one to come.

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Going to the dogs

October 20, 2015

Two dog (after a fashion) cartoons: one by Dave Coverly (from his Speed Bump strip), one by Phil Selby (from his blog):

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Rafe on display

October 19, 2015

(Some plain talk about man-man sex in here, but no X-rated images. Use your judgment.)

Yesterday’s ad from Daily Jocks (with my caption):

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Rafe — solicited by Nasty
Pig at the Bay of
Pigs dance party at an
Up Your Alley — loved
Living in a jockstrap, loved
Even more the company
Pig Parties, where he was a
Pig Champ. But nothing had
Prepared him for
Decapitation.

He’s remarkably well preserved, I’d say.

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Morning: monotreme, marsupial

October 18, 2015

The morning names a little while back came as a pair (monotreme, marsupial) — with related referents (both are taxonomically eccentric mammals) and names that are somewhat similar phonologically. And in sequence they made a nicely metrical line.

And that led me into a certain amount of silly language play.

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Mornings and mangelwurzels

October 18, 2015

Saturday’s morning name: mangelwurzel, the root vegetable. A beet by another name, a really big beet.

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Fodder beet: Beta vulgaris subsp. vulgaris var. crassa

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Comic superheroes of the Wild West

October 17, 2015

Today’s Bizarro (the somewhat surreal cartoon), in which Batman, from the superhero comics (and then tv and the movies), plays the action-comic role of the Wild West hero who clears a town of its villainous bank robbers (a role that started in popular fiction and on radio and tv, and then found its way into action comics):

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(If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 3 in this strip — see this Page.

So at least three genres of comics intersect in some complex way here. Meta-cartooning, or just temporal confusion?

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