Archive for May, 2012

Technical distinctions

May 20, 2012

Watching the 101st running of the Bay To Breakers race in San Francisco, on television. In addition to the actual race, there are vast numbers of people walking the course (from the Embarcadero, on the bay, to the ocean), most of them in silly costumes (and some of them without clothes at all, which KRON’s cameramen have to avoid showing, so as not to get the station fined by the FCC). (Jacques and I walked the race in 1991. In unremarkable clothes.)

Many of the entrants are in thematic groups: a bunch o’ bananas, seven (playing) cards and a stud (a shirtless hunk), a spine, a gaggle of beauty queens (Miss Behave and her sisters) and so on. Including the Golden Gate Bridge, in a sizable model carried by a group of people. The bridge gave rise to a technical question that had to be decided by the judges: was it a costume (allowed) or a float (prohibited)? It was judged to be a costume, since all the participants were on foot.

(Addendum 5/21: a naked superhero from B2B, on AZBlogX.)

Inversion

May 20, 2012

Today’s Bizarro, with a complex visual pun:

Standing at the sub stop, waiting for his ship to come.

(Addendum: you can sing that line to the tune of “Standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by” from The Most Happy Fella.)

That’s WH!

May 20, 2012

Today’s Zippy:

Entertaining though the comments on fashion are, my interest here is in the sequence:

Q: Who wears high fashion?
A: Dingburgers..that’s who!

with an ellipsis in the answer that’s a special case of the Sluicing construction discussed in my “Siren song” posting.

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Creepy phallicity

May 20, 2012

From Jack Jett, via Billy Green on Facebook, another chapter in the great book of hot dog phallicity (most recent posting here), but with a creepy twist:

Some hot dogs, some Lee Press-On Nails, and there you are: hot dog fingers.

(Bonus: Lee Presson and the Nails, “San Francisco’s chief purveyor of Jump-Swing from Hell for over 15 years!”)

coincident, the noun

May 19, 2012

In the account of the band Here We Go’s encounter with John Waters, here, we find:

But the truth is we actually picked him up hitchhiking. It was a complete and utter coincident.

with coincident for coincidence. This is far from an isolated example, so we have to conclude that this is a reanalysis, perhaps an eggcornish one based on the existing word coincident and encouraged by the possibility of final cluster simplification in English (in this case, the simplification of final [ts] to [t]).

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New words from John Waters

May 19, 2012

“Band Who Picked Up Hitchhiking John Waters Talks About Their Six Hours With The Director”, here:

Yesterday we shared the adorable story of the indie rock band that picked up indie director John Waters as he stood hitchhiking on the side of a road in Ohio. This morning the bassist for Here We Go Magic, Jen Turner, spoke with us about their magical experience with the director of Pink Flamingos. It turns out Waters hitchhikes a lot—he’s even hitchhiked with Patty Hearst—and gets plenty of rides even when wearing a hat that says “Scum of the Earth.” Here’s Turner’s tale of her six hours in a van with John Waters.

… He taught you some new words? Yes! He did teach me some new words, which he instantly credited to all the other people he’s been hanging out with. The first one was “trendsexual.” He was saying that he thinks that it’s time to get back in the closet because there are too many out there now and it’s too cool to be gay, I guess. The other one was “blouse,” which is such a great term because it means a feminine top. You know, like the opposite of a bear.

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Annals of garment phallicity

May 19, 2012

Two items: These electric pouch briefs (and matching electric shirt) offered by Undergear; and penis pants from the Bas Kosters Studio:

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Taste in film

May 19, 2012

Yesterday’s Zippy:

I admire Phyliss’s “without th’ DVR, we’d be talking to the avocados” — the potential crisis in the produce aisle. I can see talk to the avocados as a new expression for ‘go bonkers’; at the moment, it gets no ghits.

Teese

May 17, 2012

A while back, several friends were talking about veganism and its challenges. I wondered about substitutes for cheese, and my companions googled up a variety of these, most of which didn’t get very good reviews. But then there was the wonderfully named Teese.

Teese: the melting vegan cheese

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Nominative intensified objects

May 17, 2012

From Rodney Huddleston, a nominative usage he hadn’t seen before (and neither had I):

Arabella had a habit of overstating things, one that she had so much internalised that it was not always easy for she herself to tell when she was mildly pleased about something and when she was genuinely delighted. (John Lanchester, Capital: 70)

A nominative intensified object, from a writer who surely would not have used an nominative without the intensive reflexive:

*it was not always easy for she to tell …

What might have led Lanchester to a nominative intensified object?

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