Archive for April, 2011

Extra -S

April 13, 2011

This is a summary of ways in which (varieties of) English have come to have a separable (or arguably separable) final element -S (pronounced variously as /s z əz/ and spelled variously as S ES ’S), not always with clear semantic content. I’m posting it here for reference in postings to come and as a demonstration of how phonological/orthographic content, like -S, is “just stuff”, with no unified semantic, pragmatic, sociolinguistic, or stylistic value common to all of its occurrences.

This is just an outline, with a few passing comments on some details, though most details (like those concerning alternation or variation between -S and zero) are not covered here; it’s a very complex world.

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Got X?

April 12, 2011

I suppose it was inevitable: Got dick?, on the model of Got milk?, seen here on a t-shirt, from one of several sources for such items:

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Our pesky artists

April 12, 2011

Writers, playwrights, filmmakers, visual artists, and musicians keep on pressing the limits in the wording of their titles, consequently presenting a problem for media outlets that ban taboo vocabulary, especially fuck and shit. (Dozens of postings on Language Log and this blog, most recently here.)

Now comes playwright Stephen Adly Guirgis and his comedy The Motherfucker With the Hat, giving NYT theater critic Ben Brantley (who thinks very highly of the play and the actors in it) several reasons to be vexed. There’s the title and then there’s the language of the play itself

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Myrontology

April 11, 2011

In today’s Zippy, treading on some dangerous satirical ground, Myrontology and Myronetics, and also a scheme for correcting grammatical errors:

I don’t think I’ve mentioned L. Ron Hubbard‘s Grammar and Communication for Children (Effective Education Publishing, 2008) or his How to Use a Dictionary: Picture Book for Children (Effective Education Publishing, 2000) or, most notably, the huge volume The New Grammar (Bridge Publications, 1990). Hubbard died in 1986, by the way.

Odds and ends

April 11, 2011

First, on the Eggcorn Database, a new entry for the eggcorn disingenuine (for disingenuous), which has the flavor of a portmanteau of disingenuous and genuine.

Then, a few days ago a friend reported in conversation:

I page-turned for [an organist] several times

This is a two-part back-formed verb, based on the synthetic compound page-turner ‘someone who turns pages for a musician’.

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Sunday Punnies

April 11, 2011

Yesterday’s Bizarro, with a notice on Don Piraro’s blog about the source of the puns:

I can’t believe I have done 14 Sunday Punnies! Seems like only yesterday that I began the occasional, once-ever-six-weeks-or-so series. But in fact, the first one appeared during the Spanish American War.

For newcomers: My “Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies” series is made up of puns submitted by readers. If you’d like to submit a pun, do so in the comments section of this post. Here are the rules:

1. Must be your original idea, or that of a consenting acquaintance. Do NOT submit one that you saw on the Internet or in a book. I keel you dade.

2. Fully realize that you will NOT get any compensation for your pun whether I use it or not. You just get to say “I did that” when it comes out in the paper.

3. Tell me what name you want me to put at the bottom of your idea if I use it. First OR last, but not both. It gets to be too much copy.

4. Be aware that I don’t publish the comments with puns in them, so as not to show ones I plan to use in the future. I read ALL of the comments, however, so I WILL see your submission, even if it never appears in the comments section on your screen.

Wood only

April 10, 2011

A link from Elizabeth Daingerfield Zwicky:

This appeared on FailBlog, you will note, so someone thought the signs were some kind of failure. (Some commenters disputed this, with the childish invective characteristic of so many exchanges on the net.) There is certainly something odd, at first reading, about the signs: trees and branches are wood, aren’t they?

But they might make more sense if we knew what this collection point was for; what’s the point of collecting this suff? (Context, context, context!)

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Vernacular ethnonyms

April 10, 2011

From the NYT print edition on Friday, a story on the new ethnic food culture of Orange County CA, with a reference to the vernacular ethnonym Chino:

So last year, Mr. Phan, now 35, began creating fusion dishes like coconut curry chicken with sour cream and roast pork with salsa verde, and taking them on the road in a food truck he has christened Dos Chinos. That’s Spanish for “two Chinese,” but more to the point, “Chino” is how many Spanish speakers refer to anyone Asian.

“Anyone who lives here gets it,” Mr. Phan said. “I don’t think anyone who grew up in Orange County would the word find ‘Chino’ offensive — that’s what they call us, so we might as well embrace it.”

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More phallicity

April 9, 2011

Continuing the phallicity theme on my X blog (though the images are not “adult”):

4/9/11: Phallicity: the nose (link). On Big Nazo.

But now three postings with “explicit adult content”:

4/11/11: In my e-mail today (link). Two in-your-face displays of erections from gay porn.

4/12/11: Phallicity: George Condo’s Uncle Joe (link). Nightmare phallicity from painter George Condo.

4/12/11: Phallicity: anatomically correct paper dolls (link). With the expression moose knuckle.

 

Today’s penguin silliness

April 9, 2011

For the weekend, an image (link from Chris Ambidge) in which north (polar bears) meets south (penguins) on the marshmallow floes:

Perhaps a rapprochement is underway.