Archive for the ‘Language and food’ Category

Today’s surprise etymology

November 28, 2024

Flashed briefly past me, an ad for Jordan almonds for the holidays, which evoked some memories and also led me to check the etymology in NOAD (which gets this stuff from the OED):

noun jordan almond: a high-quality almond of a variety grown chiefly in southeastern Spain. ORIGIN late Middle English: jordan apparently from French or Spanish jardin ‘garden’. [AZ: though other etymologies have been suggested].

These almonds are commonly sugar-coated:

In which case the name is usually spelled Jordan almond. Jordan almonds are often associated in the popular mind with the Jordan River or the country of Jordan.

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great pumpkin pie

November 28, 2024

The Wayno Bizarro for today, 11/28, is an exercise in cartoon understanding:


(#1) Wayno’s title: “Horrifyingly Tasty”; I would have suggested the more bloodthirsty “Eat Your Gods” (if you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Wayno says there are 3 in this strip — see this Page)

But it’s all totally baffling unless you recognize the references to Charles Schulz’s comic strip Peanuts; you really have to know about Linus and the Great Pumpkin. (Meanwhile, your appreciation of the strip will be enriched if you know that today is US Thanksgiving, a harvest festival for which the traditional foods include pumpkin pie for dessert.)

And while we’re talking festivals, the cartoon is a festival of ambiguities in English, structural and lexical.

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Slip into a plush penguin

November 26, 2024

From Chris Ambidge (one of the Wardens of the Spheniscid Zarchives) on Facebook this morning:


(#1) [CA > AZ:] Arnold! Have you considered … penguin slippers? Keeping Feathers McGraw underfoot might be the best way to make sure he doesn’t get into mischief

From the Coddies website:

Coddies® Wallace & Gromit Feathers McGraw slippers:

Silent but villainous, Feathers McGraw is the ultimate plush slipper icon!

Slip into the soft embrace of Wallace & Gromit’s Feathers McGraw himself with Coddies’ new plush slippers, designed to capture the essence of Aardman’s criminal mastermind. They fit like a glove – not unlike the red rubber glove perched atop Feathers’ head – a disguise so brilliant in its simplicity that it once outwitted Wallace and even the local law enforcement.

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Glazed twinks

November 10, 2024

(Vividly of sex among men, well pictured, and so no meat for the young or those whose eyes are modest; you must now leave — forgive me, gentles, for I am this third day immersed in Shakespeare (see this of yesterday) and speak as he would have me)

Glazed twinks: not Hostess Twinkies coated with sugar icing, but queerboys glistening with the jizz of many men. Hang on, friends, I’m still in transit from WillTalk, but fast recovering — a good thing, because it’s about to get raunchy, messy, and sticky (on the other hand, I will be offering some actual food as well as the sex). With its centerpiece a moment of carnal vulgarity, both verbal and visual, this 2002 gay porn dvd from the Kinky Twink studio, now, according to the ad in my e-mail this morning, on a November sale from Gay Empire (“Gay Porn Videos DVDs & Sex Toys”):

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Dammit Gin

November 6, 2024

From Ryan Tamares on Facebook this morning, this mock ad (whose ultimate source is unclear to me), posted in response to Grabpussy’s electoral victory, with the laconic comment: Need.

References in the ad: the tag “I’m a doctor, (Jim,) not a …” (later expanded to “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a …”) comes from various incarnations of Star Trek, first used in The Original Series by Dr. Leonard McCoy (played by DeForest Kelley); the ad’s centerpiece is the name Dammit Gin, punning on Dammit, Jim

And then there’s Ryan’s message, one of many today from people saying they’ll take the edge off the electoral disaster and the unpleasant future it portends by taking refuge, for the moment, in drink. After which we’ll all have to get on with the task of protecting what we can and resisting the tide of fear and anger that’s washing in.

Somewhat to my astonishment, I’m not tempted to be taking a ride on the gin train, for reasons I will now explain.

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Zwicky Weiss

November 2, 2024

In the Google Alert for Zwicky on 10/31, a link to the Falstaff (wine agent’s) site advertising Zwicky Weiss. From Switzerland.

So, a brief visit to St. Gallen, to view this wine:

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The 16-meal Chinese takeout order

November 1, 2024

🐇 🐇 🐇 rabbit rabbit rabbit for the first of November — and, since this is the Day of the Dead, those are the carnivorous mutant rabbits from Night of the Lepus (see my 7/5/14 posting “Bunnies run amok”, about the (laughably inept) 1972 science fiction horror movie), not your sweet bunnies:

Today’s topic has nothing to do with the Day of the Dead, or rabbits (mutant or otherwise), but is about food, and my life, and is transparently a device for escaping current events and my bodily miseries. I am not cut off from the world — I get the New York Times every morning, and the Economist and the New Yorker every week — but I have entirely stopped following the news and commentary on the news on tv. The background for my days is re-runs (on dvd) of all six years of the tv  series Major Crimes (details in my 10/29 posting with that title); I’m partway through season 3 at the moment, hoping that this will carry me through what is still to come. I no longer have persecution dreams, and I’m not constantly frozen in panic, so the therapy seems to be working.

Now I leave all this, to return to my Grubhub food delivery order of 10/14, from the Amazing Wok in San Carlos CA, and how it ended up providing me with 16 excellent meals over a 13-day period.

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The ecstasy of oral pleasure

October 26, 2024

(The title is a warning; this posting is about men fellating men, and while the language mostly rises above raunchy street talk, the topic is clearly not for kids or the sexually modest)

I begin with a severely cropped image of one gay porn actor fellating another, a picture that manages to have no penis in it, despite the fact that the unseen penis is the emotionally central element of the act for both participants. Because what struck me about the image was, instead, the fellator’s state of being, as evidenced in his facial expression:

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CAR WASH HOT DOG

October 23, 2024

Today’s Zippy strip displays our Pinhead’s onomatomania, as he chants CAR WASH HOT DOG over and over, to his evident pleasure. I was entertained by the notion of a car wash hot dog, which struck me as ludicrous, conjuring up the image of sodden, sudsy frankfurters in buns:


(#1) But then I remembered that Zippy’s obsessively reiterated chants are never sheer inventions on his part, but are always found mantras, so car wash hot dogs must be a real thing — and so they are, on the understanding  ‘hot dogs at a car wash, hot dogs with a car wash, hot dogs and a car wash’, or, as they are sometimes advertised, car wash / hot dog sales

This was all news to me; I didn’t recall ever having heard of selling a car wash along with hot dogs and didn’t think the two things were a natural pairing. But there they were, lots of them, car wash / hot dog sales for very local causes.

Why had I never heard of them? Because they are not just an American thing (unknown in the UK, Australia, and so on, even in Canada), but a very specific regional American thing, apparently confined to a narrow band of the southeastern US, from Florida to West Virginia. (Zippy’s Dingburg is in Maryland, which is, with West Virginia, at the very northern edge of this band). I have lived in the middle Atlantic, New England, mid-America, and California, but not in the southeast, and so I missed out on C. W. H. D. (as Bill Griffith’s title for #1 has it).

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Anchovy and Cleopatra

October 17, 2024

Yes, I’ve given the punchline away. It’s the delicious pun on Antony and Cleopatra in this Wayno Bizarro strip from 6/21/23, which has recently been reproduced on Facebook:


(#1) A fish-headed suitor — Mark Anchovy — offers anchovies to the Queen of the Nile (if you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Wayno says there are, wow, 9 in this strip (well, there are plenty of Egyptian hieroglyphs to subvert)— see this Page)

Wayno returned to the Antony and Cleopatra theme recently, so I’ll start my discussion in Roman-occupied Egypt. Then it turns out that though I’ve often mentioned anchovies in culinary contexts on this blog, I seem not to have actually posted about them, so I’ll remedy that; there will be tiny salted fishes.

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