Glazed twinks

(Vividly of sex among men, well pictured, and so no meat for the young or those whose eyes are modest; you must now leave — forgive me, gentles, for I am this third day immersed in Shakespeare (see this of yesterday) and speak as he would have me)

Glazed twinks: not Hostess Twinkies coated with sugar icing, but queerboys glistening with the jizz of many men. Hang on, friends, I’m still in transit from WillTalk, but fast recovering — a good thing, because it’s about to get raunchy, messy, and sticky (on the other hand, I will be offering some actual food as well as the sex). With its centerpiece a moment of carnal vulgarity, both verbal and visual, this 2002 gay porn dvd from the Kinky Twink studio, now, according to the ad in my e-mail this morning, on a November sale from Gay Empire (“Gay Porn Videos DVDs & Sex Toys”):


(#1) Lots of twinks with remarkable porn names; lots of extremely lean twinks, who get satisfyingly fucked and then (as in the standard finale of gay gangbang scenes) end up welcoming loads of cum on their faces and on their bodies

(Among the other titles in the sale: Echoes of Ecstasy, Jock Breeders, Hung Gym Bros, Big Dick Euro Twink, The Sailor and the Hunk, Playing With a Latino Boy. Mostly unsubtle, straightforward stuff, with no pretense to portraying relationships or telling stories. If you’re into twinks, or like to fantasize being a twink, are into cum, and just want to see the raw sex, #1 should work for you.)

But I’m here for the vocabulary. I start with NOAD on the crucial item:

adj. glazed: … 2 (of food, fabric, etc.) overlaid or covered with a smooth, shiny coating or finish: glazed shallots | a large glazed urn.

Glazed shallots, a glazed urn. And then glazed doughnuts / donuts. From Wikipedia:


(#2) From an on-line recipe site, glazed yeast-risen ring doughnuts, illustrating a recipe for “the perfect homemade version of a Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut”

The two most common types are the ring doughnut and the filled doughnut, which is injected with fruit preserves (the jelly doughnut), cream, custard, or other sweet fillings. … Once fried, doughnuts may be glazed with a sugar icing, spread with icing or chocolate, or topped with powdered sugar, cinnamon, sprinkles or fruit. … Doughnut varieties are also divided into cake (including the old-fashioned) and yeast-risen doughnuts.

Now, the adjective glazed in #1: the sexual usage — as a vivid metaphorical alternative to bukkaked ‘ejaculated on by several men’, hence ‘coated or covered with semen’ (as a glazed donut is coated or covered with a sugar icing) — seems to be genuinely recent; it is, in any case, not in GDoS.

Here I point out that in the sexual worlds of gay men, getting bukkaked / glazed is generally not forced on men, but given with consent,  often actively solicited, and experienced as pleasure. In the real world — I have my stories — and in gay porn as well. Here’s porn actor Conner Habib at the climax of the glazing experience:


(#3) CH getting bukkaked, with cum sprayed on his face and body; his eyes are closed, because you really don’t want to get cum in your eyes, but his mouth is open in ecstatic enjoyment

My 4/21/17 posting “rest stop”, has a sizable section on author, lecturer, activist, and porn performer Habib, who’s not just another scruffy jizz-covered face.

 

3 Responses to “Glazed twinks”

  1. arnold zwicky Says:

    More Gay Empire sale items on Monday (11/11), including one more from Kinky Twink: Cum Splashed Subs. sub is a clipped abbreviation of many things — submarine, submarine sandwich, subscription, substitute — but here it’s a clipped version of submissive, as opposed to dom / dominant, in male-male bdsm sex / sexuality.

  2. Bill Stewart Says:

    Maybe I can ask the local Krispy Kreme to make some Sexy Sufganiyot?

    • arnold zwicky Says:

      Apparently, the Krispy Kremes at some stores (the one in Times Square, in particular) are certified kosher — but not all stores, and of course, since the dough is yeast-risen, they aren’t kosher for Passover. But if you start with a kosher Krispy Kreme, filling it with jelly for Hanukkah or glazing it as a sexual allusion shouldn’t be a problem.

      On the other hand, a rebbe I am not.

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