Archive for the ‘Faces’ Category

Acres of dildos

August 26, 2024

(Consider the title. I’m about to show you dildos by the bushel and talk about them rudely, so this posting is definitely not for kids or the sexually modest)

An e-mail summer sale offer from Fort Troff on 8/23 with the mail header:

For Ur D!ick Fix

What does my d!ick need for its fix? A boost from behind, in the form of dildos, acres of dildos:

46 total shapes + sizes
Each cock in 4 tones
Firm INNER core

184 different dildos, all soft on the outside, firm on the inside!

The Fort Troff ad, showing a happy young man luxuriating amidst acres of dildos:

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Brothers in news

March 29, 2024

The roster of commentators at MSNBC (the US tv channel) includes two white guys in their 40s who look like they might be brothers, dress very similarly, and often appear together in split-screen discussions, which I find vaguely disconcerting. The brothers in news:


(#1) Jonathan / Jon Lemire, from Morning Joe


(#2) Willie Geist, from Way Too Early

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Christmas days at the gay porn factories

December 16, 2023

(Packed with racy photos from gay porn, with male sexual parts and man-on-man sex discussed in street language, so entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest.)

Two mailer ads today, from two different gay porn studios, both for scenes in new movie releases, illustrating two different approaches to the Christmas season. A 12/15 mailer ad for new scenes from Falcon’s Cum All Ye Faithful, headed:

Dean Young & Drake Von Spread Holiday Cheer in Latest Falcon Update

And a 12/15 mailer from Lucas Entertainment with a scene from the new release Packing Extreme Meat, headed

Dom King Pounds Leandro Bravo

The Falcon scene is an affectionate but urgent pairing of two attractive twinks (both in cheesy Santa hats), bottom DY and top DV, folded into a somewhat flimsy larger Christmas-related story (which I’ve posted about earlier on this blog). The two young actors are playing out a formulaic sexual encounter for the pleasure — and perhaps the sexual release — of their audience, though every recorded performance is a variation on the formula. The attractions of any specific performance depend on how the sexual formula is varied, just as our enjoyment of a Roadrunner vs. Wile E. Coyote cartoon (all of them variations on a formula) depend on how the comic formula is varied.

The Lucas scene is raw sex, no recognition of the Christmas season at all — the hell with Christmas, let’s fuck!! Though once again, the performers, rough, dominant top DK and novice submissive bottom LB, are playing out a formulaic sexual encounter for the pleasure of their audience.

Now the details, and the photos.

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Man Wearing Laurels

February 15, 2023

Popped up on Pinterest this morning, this steamy painting by John Singer Sargent (Pinterest attends almost daily to my long-standing interest in Sargent’s works):


(#1) Sargent, Man Wearing Laurels (oil on canvas, 1874-80) in LACMA

To come: the LACMA curator’s notes on this painting; a comparison with a more famous charcoal sketch by Sargent (of a different model); and then some exploring into Pinterest’s source for the image in #1, the USEUM site (“an online encyclopedia of Art”).

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A masculinity meze: face men

April 27, 2022

(This has turned out to be quite a large meze, but it’s only about one idiomatic slang expression. Well, men and masculinity come into the thing, and you know what can happen then.)

Reflecting a couple days ago on my Princeton days (1958-62) and the tangle of the attitudes of the (all-male) students at the time towards (among things) masculinity, male affiliation (as systematized in a pervasive system of male bands, the eating clubs of the time), women, homosexuals, race, and social class. The topic is vast, also deeply distressing to me personally, and I suspect that I’ll never manage to write about the bad parts of it in any detail — note: there were some stunningly good parts — but in all of that I retrieved one lexical item of some sociolinguistic interest (and entertainment value), one slang nugget: the idiomatic N1 + N2 compound noun face man / faceman / face-man.

A common noun frequently used among my friends, which was then also deployed as a proper noun nicknaming one of our classmates, a young man notable for his facial male beauty: everybody had to have a nickname (mine was Zot, for the Z of my name and the cartoon anteater), so we called him Face Man because he was a face man.

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Gallery: five beautiful male faces

April 26, 2022

A small photo gallery on male facial beauty, plus selected links to postings on the topic on this blog — all this as auxiliary to a brief posting on the N + N compound noun face man / faceman / face-man that I’m preparing. Hey, it’s a chance to enjoy the pictures first. (Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral). (more…)

Judging faces

December 18, 2021

Very brief note. I’ve spent the day being down about the spread of the Omicron variant and about this morning’s painfully low temperatures, which kept me from going outside at all, and also about a sinus infection, so I didn’t do what I’d intended to do today at all, and this is a minimal substitute.

Going through the Stanford Humanities Center annual report for 2020-21 (a year in which all events were virtual — nothing face-to-face at all, not Fellows’ weekly presentations, not lunches, not the eminent visitors, no random encounters in the building, none of that) and looking at the Fellows’ photos and brief identifications, I turned a page and came on a face that instantly grabbed my attention. And I thought: Nice guy. Gay guy.

And so he was. There were no doubt other queerfolk in the set, but this one just called out to me. I have no idea what things I was picking up on. Here’s his photo and thumbnail i.d. from the SHC:

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The Crosse-Jones spunk affair

November 6, 2021

(The spunk in question is semen, so, yes, we’re going on another adventure with men’s genitals and sex between men, so this posting isn’t suitable for kids or the sexually modest.)

[Background note: see my 10/30/21 posting “Bearing the face for our era”, about the faces of Carolus-Duran (late 19th-century European art world) and Peter Korn (early 21st-century Silicon Valley tech world).]

Today’s story starts with my coming across Face 1 below (from a Lucas Films photo), on the cover art for the gay porn DVD London Spunked.


(#1) On the expression: narrowed eyes, lowered brows, intense gaze, somewhat tight mouth — possibly conveying a challenge, or dominance

We are all attentive to faces: we usually look at them first when we view a scene with figures in it, we check them to see if they’re familiar, we try to interpret their facial expressions, and so on. In this case, I think that, in any context whatsoever, on a quick view I’d have identified Face 1 as belonging to the same person as Face 2, a face I know very well (as a favorite actor in gay porn):


(#2) A different facial expression: eyes somewhat widened (especially his right eye), brows somewhat raised (especially his right brow), gaze alert but not intense, corners of the mouth slightly raised to make the hint of a smile — possibly conveying friendly interest

The two men have the same hair style and facial hair style, though #2 is darker and longer in both respects, but that could be just a temporary matter of grooming. #2’s skin tone is more golden-brown than #1’s pale skin, but that could just be tanning, or the lighting of the photos. #2 has a furry chest (visible at the neckline), while #1 is smooth, but that could just be a matter of trimming (in fact, the guy in #1 is not very furry, but keeps his chest trimmed down but not actually smooth, while the guy is #2 is naturally furry as above, but often trims his chest hair in similar fashion.

But then, but then …

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Bearing the face for our era

October 30, 2021

In every era, in every milieu, there arises one man with the Face of Humane Wisdom.

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Read the message in my face

September 12, 2021

(Warning: there will eventually be a naked male pornstar, but without his naughty bits visible, plus some mention of feminism and same-sex attraction.)

Two faces that recently caught my eye. I saw them first in a rich context, including the rest of the pose they were in; a background behind the pose; information about the place where the larger photo appeared; and some knowledge about that place and the function of the photo there. Here they are, as bleached of context as I could manage: just the faces:


(#1) Call this person A


(#2) Call this person B

What personas are these two people projecting? What are they like, and what are they doing in the photos?

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