Archive for the ‘Mishearings’ Category

Garden-variety mishearing

August 22, 2012

Mishearings often arise though interference from things you have on your mind, either as habitual predispositions (to hear your own name, for instance, or vocabulary related to your interests) or your attention at the moment. In the latter vein, a story from yesterday, in the middle of my writing several postings on plants and gardens.

At Gordon Biersch (the restaurant), a server was running through some specials for the people at the next table. I heard Joaquin offer “lobster and shrimp compost”. Clearly absurd, though garden-related. I was, however, familiar with the menu, so I recognized the dish as “lobster and shrimp tacos” (quite nice, by the way).

Tacos and compost are reasonably closely related phonologically: both two syllables, with accent on the first. First syllable: /ta/ (neither Joaquin nor I is a /tæko/ speaker) vs. /kam/ (voiceless stop onsets, /t/ vs. /k/, nucleus /a/ vs. /am/ (with the latter commonly realized as [ã], nasalized [a]). Second syllable: /koz/ vs. /post/ (voiceless stop onsets, /k/ vs. /p/, nucleus /oz/ vs. /ost/, with alveolar fricatives /z/ vs. /s/ and a /t/ that is deletable in word-final clusters).

 

 

Cow saws and mondegreens

July 15, 2012

A piece in today’s New York Times Magazine (“Lady Mondegreen and the Miracle of Misheard Song Lyrics” by Willy Staley) looks at the (apparent) verb fanute in rap. And gets into the topic via a 1982 Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson:

First, “Cow Tools”, then fanute.

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Gopher tuna!

June 10, 2012

(More Sunday morning silliness.)

From John Lawler on Facebook, a link to this video:

Yes, “O Fortuna” from Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana, in a mondegreened English version by YouTube user FamishedMammal, with visuals.

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Annals of mishearing

May 30, 2012

No sooner did I post on a word-division mishearing — black eye heard as black guy, here — than Jeff Runner posted on Facebook with a cartoon variant of a famous mishearing, from the site ShoeboxBlog.com:

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kiss this guy etc.

May 28, 2012

From today’s Metropoltan Diary in the NYT, Paul Klenk writing about “A Misunderstanding at the Starbucks Counter”:

My ears did a double-take a couple of months ago when a customer at the Starbucks on Lexington and 40th ordered something called “a black guy.” The cashier repeated “black guy” to the barista, so I knew I had heard correctly. When I noticed others order this drink a day or two later, I became curious, and asked Frank, the cashier, “What’s a ‘black guy’?”

“It’s two shots,” he replied.

My jaw dropped. “You mean, like…?

“Yeah,” Frank laughed, miming two blows to his head. “Two shots!”

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Nursery songs

May 6, 2012

Last week’s report from my grand-daughter’s school, from a student in a lower elementary class:

In art we worked on making flowers with all kinds of tints and shades of colors. For music we sang “Frereshanka” and played instruments such as trumpet, trombone and baritone.

It took me a second or so to recognize that “Frereshanka” was “Frère Jacques”.

When I mentioned this at breakfast yesterday, my grand-daughter was impelled to sing the nursery song. It’s a powerful earworm. And endless, if you sing it as a round.

 

 

Annals of mishearing

March 26, 2012

From Ann Burlingham last week, this report from the Facebook account of her cousin Jay Steigmann, who is with Second City in Chicago:

Last night, I gave the direction to play a character more coquettishly. This was misinterpreted as “cokehead-ishly.”

An entertaining but not surprising mishearing, especially if the actor is more familiar with cokeheads than coquettes. (The Google Ngram Viewer shows a steady steep decline of coquette from 1900 to 2000. Much lower numbers for cokehead, of course. But a lot depends on the social context.)

 

Wossamotta U

December 20, 2011

Watching an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle yesterday with my grand-daughter — it’s one of her favorite entertainments — I came across R&B‘s entertaining institution of higher learning,

Wossamotta U — a mondegreen of “what’s the matter [with] you” — is the ninth story arc from the fifth season of Rocky and Bullwinkle (originally titled The Bullwinkle Show). It was broadcast on the NBC network during the 1963–1964 television season.

… The University of Wossamotta was shown as Rocky and Bullwinkle’s alma mater in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. (link)

R&B is packed with language play. If the kids don’t get it, their parents will.

Musical memories

December 14, 2011

As Christmas rolls upon us and I’m resurrecting memories of food in the Boston area in 1962-65 (here and here), I’ve come up with musical memories of the period, starting with the Christmas music of Noah Greenberg and the New York Pro Musica (“Noah Greenberg thump”, as a friend referred to it), notably “Nova, Nova, Ave Fit Ex Eva” (‘Ave is made from Eva’: Ave ‘hail’, as in Ave, Maria, is an anagram of Eva ‘Eve’) and the equally rousing “Riu, Riu, Chiu”. And then on to Handel’s oratorio Acis and Galatea and a difference with a friend as to who introduced who to it. And then, non-musically, to a similar difference between Haj Ross and me as to who invented the playful technical term scanting out.

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Childegreens

November 25, 2011

From the “Metropolitan Diary” in the NYT of November 21st, this letter from Diane Orton:

My 4 1/2-year-old grandson, Max, hears and loves a great deal of classical music; one of his favorites is “The Rite of Spring.”

Riding in the car and listening to it with my musician son, Max told his dad who had composed it: “Eeyore Stravinsky.”

A child mondegreen, or childegreen for short.

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