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Slouch Gravitsky’s ode to those people

July 17, 2024

Today’s Zippy strip brings us a rambling poetic diatribe by Slouch Gravitsky, the Zipfigure of poet Charles Bukowsky in Bukowsky’s fictional alter ego, the (sometime) postal clerk Henry Chinaski — crude, aggrieved, cynical, alcoholic. And, oh yes, sharp-eyed.


This might be a burlesque of a specific Bukowski poem, but not one I’m familiar with; meanwhile, note the bottle of booze in the first and fourth panels (plus of course the cigarette) — plus Zippyesque dips into popular culture (Lawrence Welk, beef jerky, Taylor Swift)

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The phantom on the football field

July 16, 2024

The phantom is a player named Ocho Quatro, who materialized yesterday for an old friend reacting to my posting “The coming duodecfest”, on occurrences of the number 84. I stashed a note about their Facebook comment away, for following up this morning. When Google kindly led me, slantwise, to Chad Johnson. Yes, you have a right to be puzzled by that, just as I was until I read Johnson’s entry in Wikipedia.

So this will be (yet another) posting on the fragility and mutability of human memory, and on associative thinking as providing access to those memories.

But first, what led my friend to Chad Johnson: some facts about the man, from Wikipedia:

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The coming duodecfest

July 15, 2024

Not pocalypse, but fest / A day on which I’m blest: September 6th is the coming AMZ duodecfest, the celebration of my 84th birthday, 84 being the 7th — and therefore lucky — duodecade (a duodecade is a dozen years, the duodecimal counterpart of the decade in the decimal system).  I’m posting now about my associations with 84, to get that stuff out of my head, so that 8 weeks from now I can just lie back and let the occasion wash over me.

So: first thing, my lucky duodecade. A notion that bubbled up from my mathematical past, along with things like triangular numbers, the Fibonacci sequence, repeating decimals, the infinity of primes, transfinite numbers, and all that good stuff.

Then, second thing, the 84 Lumber Company and the Pennsylvania town of Eighty Four, which leads me to the phallicity of lumber, logs, and planks; if there’s a phallus or phallic act somewhere in a topic, I’ll find it. (I continue to hope that someone has used 84 like 69, to name a sexual act — he 84ed like a crazed mink.)

Finally, Helene Hanff’s delightful 1970 book 84, Charing Cross Road, which takes me to life histories (in this case, of two people) and to rambles through books, both old friends and fresh discoveries (which is what those two people engage in, in transatlantic correspondence). Two more themes from my writing.

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Soft mice

July 15, 2024

Lightning posting: Downy fabric softener commercial on tv, heard out of the corner of my ear:

It brings mice into your laundry

I contemplated the other indoor plagues I  have suffered here in Palo Alto: houseflies, clothes moths, Argentine ants. No cockroaches. Only the occasional silverfish or centipede. Rats and squirrels yearning to get indoors, but without success. No mice.

And now a fabric softener could bring mice upon me.

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Cruising Utopia

July 14, 2024

(Men’s bodies and men portrayed in sexual acts, so not to evereyone’s taste)

Encountered on Pinterest this morning, on the Pace Gallery online exhibitions site, “Peter Hujar: Cruising Utopia” (open from 6/30 to 8/3 in 2020), with this arresting photograph:


(#1) Jay and Fernando [Two Men in Leather Kissing], ca. 1966 (I’m an avowed fan of men kissing men, so this photo was guaranteed to get my rapt attention)

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Pengrooms on parade

July 13, 2024

A surprise from my tiny family this morning, as my grandchild Opal presented me with two gifts: the children’s picture book The Pengrooms by Paul Castle (Paul Castle Studio, 2022), together with an adorable plushie toy of Pringle the Pengroom — Pringle, who is grooms with Finn (both sporting rainbow bow ties, in case you missed the same-sex theme). The cover of the book, showing the couple atop a wedding cake, with the publisher’s blurb:


(#1) Follow Pringle and Finn, two penguins with big hearts, as they deliver wedding cakes to their friends in the animal kingdom. Each cake tells a story, and each [same-sex] wedding offers a challenge that Pringle and Finn must face together. The Pengrooms is an enduring tale about love, diversity, and the importance of working as a team.

Pringle is larger than Finn — couples differ in many ways — but they’re equal partners as a team. The Pringle plushie:


(#2) Pringle, with a really big bow tie

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Let me do few tricks

July 12, 2024

(Charms of the male body, plus a striptease song, so not to everyone’s taste)

A Daily Jocks e-mail ad in my mailbox today, with this beautifully composed male figure:


[AMZ caption:] Let me entertain you … I’m very versatile

The actual ad copy (offering 35% off):

Missed out last time? Our once a year Long Johns sale is happening this weekend at DailyJocks.
These Helsinki Athletica Long Johns have SOLD OUT completely during the previous 3 seasons so don’t miss out!
Made from premium modal which forms to your skin for ultimate comfort, whilst showing off your best assets.

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A triumph of the well-prepared subconscious

July 12, 2024

A follow-up to my 7/10 posting “Their satanic majesties re-imagined”, which was

A chapter in the re-working of artistic materials, provoked by my searching for a model for the character Zn in the Bizarro cartoon I posted on yesterday, in “Cu Co Ni & Zn!”, a strip depicting Wayno’s vision of a heavy-metals heavy-metal rock band


(#1) Wayno’s character Zn

… rather than a simple caricature of KFK [Kerry Fucking King — his self-chosen epithet — of the thrash metal band Slayer],


(#2) The actual KFK, complete with the sign of the horns

in Zn Wayno has created a fresh character, a re-worked, re-imagined — a nicer, more Wayno-friendly — rock star, as a kind of homage to the original. Discarding the original’s less savory characteristics (rather than exaggerating them), and so salvaging a vision of what KFK could have been. A lot less Slayer and a lot more Led Zeppelin.

(Orthogonal to all this, my posting also looked at the details of Wayno’s cartooning style)

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Pandora’s in-box

July 11, 2024

Temporarily poleaxed by a long period of low air pressure — not dead yet, just not functioning at all well — I’m posting a little thing from the most recent issue (July 8 & 15, 2024) of the New Yorker:


Cartoon by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby

Pandora’s disastrous opening, in mythical times, of the box containing all the evils that beset mankind comes round again in her opening the comments section on her laptop, thus freeing all the vileness of the human spirit. As it was once, so must it be again.

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Their satanic majesties re-imagined

July 10, 2024

A chapter in the re-working of artistic materials, provoked by my searching for a model for the character Zn in the Bizarro cartoon I posted on yesterday, in “Cu Co Ni & Zn!”, a strip depicting Wayno’s vision of a heavy-metals heavy-metal rock band:


(#1) [from this posting, with emphasis added:] Wayno could have picked some specific heavy metal band and caricatured them for this cartoon, but he hasn’t done that here, at least not in any straightforward way: Zn is depicted as a heavy-metal acoustic guitarist who’s bald, darkish-skinned, wears dark sunglasses, and has a droopy gray mustache, and I’m pretty sure there is no such guy in real life.

I searched for several hours for candidates as the model for the character Zn in the real-life world of heavy-metal performance, but emerged empty-handed. Then David Preston commented on Facebook and made me re-think my search; maybe what Wayno was doing was not a simple caricature of someone from real life, but the creation of a fresh character, a re-worked, re-imagined character, as a kind of homage to the original. Relatable to the original, but significantly different from it. In which case, DP and I had a clear candidate for the source of Zn in #1.

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