Archive for December, 2014

Another pornstar for Xmas

December 24, 2014

Ten days ago it was the gigantically endowed Dato Foland in a Santa hat, shilling for Lucas Studios (cropped version here). Today it’s the more realistically endowed Johnny Hazzard in a Santa hat, shilling for Channel 1 Releasing: X-rated version on AZBlogX, here; cropped version below:

Pornstars get intense in the holiday season.

[Added later: the text in the full ad is a little festival of apostrophe problems: t’was for ’twas (apostrophe misplaced); boys for boys’ (apostrophe omitted). Apparently sexual arousal messes with your apostrophes.]

Lusamerica Fish

December 24, 2014

Noticed on the street yesterday, a van delivering goods to one of the local restaurants: Lusamerica Fish, with this entertaining logo:

The fish shall lie down with the lobster.

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mirlitons

December 24, 2014

Another seasonal posting, prompted by the (seeming) omnipresence of Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite on the radio and from speakers everywhere. Among the dances in the suite is the “Dance of the Mirlitons”, often translated into English as “Dance of the Reed Flutes” (it’s scored for flutes). But what are these mirlitons?

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Xmas Eve

December 24, 2014

For the day, a cartoon by Gemma Correll:

A play on the ambiguity of stir.

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Xmas Veggie Hunk

December 23, 2014

There should always be at least one gay Santa each year. Here’s a hunk on a field of veggies (mostly red and green, for the season):

(Image from Matt Adams.)

Another linguistics dream, sort of

December 23, 2014

Every so often I have an intense long-lasting dream that’s about linguistic analysis. The dream starts with something I recall (in the dream) as having read on the net but not yet responded to, and it absorbs my attention for a long time, working out the details. Until I fully wake up, it doesn’t occur to me that none of it makes any sense at all.

Last night the trigger was some (imagined) web report on a piece of software to detect British automobile plates that have taboo vocabulary on them — why does it never occur to me that these premisses are totally nutso? — and automatically change them to something innocuous.

As is usually the case, I’d gotten to my computer on awakening before realizing that all of it was will-of-the-wisps. It always is.

Metatext in the comics

December 23, 2014

Metatext in the comics
Arnold M. Zwicky, Stanford University SemFest 15 (2014)

[This material appears in two forms: a handout at the SemFest, reproduced (without division into pages) here, and a posting of 2/12/14 on my blog (which has the cartoons only through links).]

Cartoons and comics have main content – visuals, usually (though not always) with speech from the characters. But there often is other material designed to frame the way to read this text: metatext, of at least six types.

1. Inserts. These are bits of text within the body of a panel or panels, but not attributed to any of the characters. Often they are crucial to understanding what’s going on – indicating changes in place (“meanwhile, back in Metropolis”) or time (“three days later”), but sometimes providing a narrative background without which the comic would be incomprehensible (Zippy the Pinhead frequently has inserts of this sort – in which case they should be thought of as a third kind of main content.

A time insert from xkcd:

(#1)

This cartoon is discussed in my posting “Messing with my mind” of 2/11/14.

Here’s a Zippy that advances the story almost entirely through extended inserted text, discussed in my posting “Fun is bowling” of 1/28/14):

(#2)

2. Captions and 3. Titles. Captions (located below the body of the comic) are so common in single- panel cartoons that they’re scarcely worth commenting on, except to note that single-panels are often so poor in context and content that captions are valuable for the reader. (Single-panel cartoons often have captions, inside quotation marks, instead of speech balloons, showing what a character is saying. In particular, this is New Yorker style. Not really metatext, but a piece of text that happens to be located outside the main image.)

A New Yorker example, from William Haefeli:

(#3)

Non-speech captions are often dispensable, but nevertheless useful, and they can provide a “second smile” (thanks to Michael Siemon for this felicitous term) for the reader (visual: man waiting at airport with a sign “Godot”; funny as it stands, but the caption “Another day at Beckett International Airport” provides a second smile):

(#4)

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(Discussion on my blog,in “Caption exercise” of 2/20/14. )

Sometimes the caption is essential, as here:

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(Discussion in “Indirect pun” on my blog in 4/20/13 .) Without the caption the strip is inscrutable.

As for titles, in principle, titles (located above the body of the comic or at the left side) serve to announce the topics of comics, especially three- or four-panel strips. Here’s a framing title from Rhymes With Orange:

(#7)

(Discussed in my posting “Swamp Thing” of 3/1/14.) You can get the pun without the title, but you might well not recognize the drinker as the character Swamp Thing.

Strip #1 above (xkcd) has an informative title (beginning with “My hobby”) as well as an insert.

But titles have other uses. A great many Zippys have titles, but these are rarely just helpful topic declarations; instead, they are additional jokes, beyond the ones in the body of the comic, providing second smiles, as in this example, from my posting “Eleganza” of 3/5/14:

(#8)

The title here has a play on polyester.

4. Accompanying text and 5. Mouseovers. These are “add-ons”, outside the body of the strip.

Accompanying text is available on the net and, in principle, with print comics, but mostly used on the net, where explanation or snarky commentary can be provided after the comic itself. Scenes From a Multiverse and Dinosaur Comics regularly have accompanying text. In principle, this text could illuminate the strip, but more often than not it’s about the cartoonist’s life. So from Jon Rosenbaum on his Scenes From a Multiverse entitled “Skyball part 5! (8/7/13): (http://amultiverse.com/comic/2013/08/07/skyball-part-5/):

This is SFAM #500! Whee!

I’m previewing the Goats Mini I’m working on for the Goats IV Kickstarter rewards for the next few days. Here’s part 5. Enjoy the sneak peek!

(followed by a bunch of tweets). Discussion of the strip in my posting “Bilingual wordplay” of the same day.

Mouseovers are available only on the net. These framing or commenting messages appear when a mouse hovers over the image. xkcd is especially given to mouseovers. Often they provide second smiles, as in strip #1 (xkcd), which has not only an insert and a title, but also this mouseover:

Like spelling “dammit” correctly – with two m’s – it’s a troll that works best on the most literate.

which is only tangentially related to the main content of the strip.

6. Footnotes. Occasionally, comics have expressions marked as footnotes (with the standard asterisk), with the explanatory footnote itself (again, marked with an asterisk) appearing somewhere inside or close to the body of the comic.

7. Summary. Comics regularly have material in addition to images and represented speech (in speech balloons or their equivalent — lines from speakers to represented speech — or in speech captions). Much of the time, this material enriches, sometimes crucially, the semantic/pragmatic content of the comic. Other times it presents an extra stream of content, only loosely related to the main content of the strip.

Peoplification at the NYT

December 23, 2014

Briefly noted, with surprise, the beginning of Clancy Martin’s review of Preparation for the Next Life by Atticus Lish (NYT Book Review on the 21st); crucial bit in boldface:

In the next life, this would be a simple happy story about a young Chinese immigrant and an American war hero who find love in 21st-century New York City.

But the real 21st-century New York isn’t a place for simple happy love stories. In “Preparation for the Next Life,” his astonishing, gorgeous and very upsetting debut novel, Atticus Lish (son of the editor, writer and teacher Gordon Lish) introduces a poor Muslim immigrant, Zou Lei, and her suicidally shellshocked boyfriend, Brad Skinner, who don’t stand a chance in the unfeeling city.

What on earth does the identity of the author’s father have to do with this book? Absolutely nothing, so far as I can see. It seems to be nothing more than a celebrity note, the sort of thing that People magazine revels in, but should have no place in the NYT.

The book has gotten very strong reviews and should have been able to stand on its own merits, without this silly puffery.

NomConjObj from Jack Straw, in writing

December 22, 2014

In the NYT this morning, in a notable photo taken by Ruby Washington for the paper back on 2/14/03 and reprinted on the occasion of her retirement: showing a congratulatory note from British foreign secretary Jack Straw to U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell:

The British media are reporting you and I as ‘fighting back’ against the ambiguity of the Blix reports.

A Nominative Conjoined Object with the pronoun form I where the prescriptive standard has me. One of a collection of such examples from public figures (among others, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, U.S. Justice Sonia Sotomayor, HRH Prince Andrew, and candidates Mitt Romney and Joe Biden in the last presidential election.

In the prescriptive standard, a conjoined pronoun has the same form that it would have in isolation, but for some considerable time there’s been a competing system that uses nominatives in coordination, even for grammatical objects. This system tends to be used in informal contexts, especially in speech, but it also appears in informal writing, as above.

On the choice of pronoun forms, see this recent posting, where I carefully distinguish the catalogue of forms, which can be labeled by arbitrary names, from the principles for choosing among them in syntactic constructions, principles that have to be discovered by examining actual usage(s).

Portulacas

December 22, 2014

Just posted a piece on, among other things, Claytonias (miner’s lettuce and spring beauties), in which their relatives the Portulacas put in a brief appearance. Now to focus on them: Portulaca oleracea (common purslane) and Portulaca grandiflora (moss-rose).

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