Archive for March, 2013

Truncated what the fuck

March 26, 2013

In a Details (April 2013) interview of Matthew McConaughey (by Adam Sachs), this unlikely passage describing McConaughey’s interaction with a red songbird in New Orleans:

They’re staring at each other now. Then a flash of rencognition seems to pass across the songbird’s glassy features and he chirps out an excitable tune that, to my untrained ears, translates roughly as:

It’s him! Mr. all right all right j.k. livin himself! The bongo-banging, chisel-chested playboy philosopher king inexplicaby here among the vines and branches of my garden paradise on the grounds of this crumbling old Treme mansion! The fuck is he doing here?

The fuck, indeed.

That’s the fuck standing for what the fuck.

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Context, jargon, and clipping

March 26, 2013

From an article in Details magazine for April 2013, p. 64, a quote given here without context:

“The house doesn’t even have a complete back. We had to be careful about the budget and determined that we could add the top of the roof in post.”

Add … in post is baffling without the context. Things get a bit clearer when I tell you that the house in question is the ominous Victorian house next to the motel on the set of the new A&E tv series Bates Motel (a prequel to the movie Psycho), and the speaker is Mark Freeborn, the production designer for the series. But that gets you only part of the way; you also have to work out that post is a clipping of post-production in the jargon of filmmaking and video production. And of course you need to know what post-production refers to as a technical term in this world.

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noisette

March 26, 2013

(Mostly about art, but there’s some language in there.)

In the most recent Details magazine (April 2013), a piece on artist Urs Fischer, on the occasion of a retrospective exhibition at MOCA in Los Angeles, opening April 21. Among the three “greatest hits” listed on p. 62 is the 2009 piece Noisette:

The Details text:

This wagging tongue – which protruded from a glory-hole-like opening in a gallery wall and was activated by a motion detector – was the sleeper of Fischer’s popular solo show at New York’s New Museum.

Apparently the concept of a glory hole has made its way into the larger culture.

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Carl Larsson

March 25, 2013

(About art rather than language.)

For a while now, I’ve been sending friends note cards (from Pomegranate Press) of watercolors by Swedish artist Carl Larsson. Lots of birch trees and warm bourgeois family life. Two examples: Breakfast Under the Big Birch Tree (1896) —

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(note the dog) — and Christmas Eve (1904-05):

  (#2)

(note the cat).

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David Vance

March 25, 2013

(About male photography rather than language.)

The hook is the David Vance photo of two men kissing that I linked to in my “Men kissing” posting. Which reminded me that I hadn’t posted on Vance, a Miami photographer who’s a romantic (in several senses) and a fantasist. (His blog here.)

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Men kissing

March 25, 2013

(About sexuality rather than language.)

As the US Supreme Court prepares to consider two “gay cases” — DOMA and CA Prop. 8 — I’m returning to a recurring theme on this blog and on AZBlogX: images of men kissing men. By a stroke of good fortune, yesterday a reader of this blog liked my posting “Size again”, and the WordPress message reporting this listed some recent postings by this reader on his blog Just Us Kissing, which has several photo galleries of gay men kissing. From one of these, an example that especially moved me:

(Compare the David Vance b&w photo here.)

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Over on AZBlogX

March 24, 2013

Following on the “maximum availability” posting on my X Blog, yesterday brought a posting with three more captioned Kristen Bjorn pornstar shots: a guy with a whimsical smile, one who looks like he’s flashing, and a bunch of four erect men sprawled in apparent sleep around a living room (wonderfully silly). (Just to remind you that I think of captioning as a art form, albeit a minor one.)

Then a set of amateur porn photos of a friend of mine who’s looking for tricks on Manhunt. Worth contemplating for the differences between amateur porn and the professional stuff. (And if you’re gay and interested and in the Austin TX area, I could connect you. Think of me as Pandarus.)

The Trocks

March 24, 2013

That is, Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, the drag ballet troupe. The segue into that topic is my recent posting on dance belts (and ballet tights for men), and a comment from Mike McKinley on the functions of the dance belt (beyond support).

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More shirtlifting

March 24, 2013

In their most recent ad, Undergear is back into shirtlifting, now combined with pants lowering:

Soft porn in the underwear catalog.

 

Size again

March 24, 2013

Passed on by Peter Korn, this ad for Canon in Russia:

The slogan: Size doesn’t matter.

Of course, many gay men think otherwise.