Four little words

August 11, 2021

Meme on FB this morning (I omit the image):

The four words every girl wants whispered in her ear

Susan Fischer (among the 10k+ people who responded):

I’ll clean the house.

That triggered a flood of reminiscence from me, which apparently ran too long for FB, so it cut me off in mid-sentence and allowed no responses, but it was lost in the deep waters of all those other responses in any case. So: this was very much not what I intended to do this morning, but here’s my bit of personal history, now edited and expanded from that posting — but with a lot left out; well, about 65 years of housecleaners isn’t easily reported on.

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The khan con

August 10, 2021

The One Big Happy strip from 7/15, in which the Library Lady reads from the children’s book The Magic Cowlick, about Aziza, whose father was a powerful khan, and asks about the infrequent lexical item khan, which Ruthie takes to be the (to her) more familiar slang noun con (< confidence man), homophonous with khan for most Americans:


(#1) But then we have some vowel issues; compare the Library Lady’s pronunciation of khan in the first panel with her pronunciation of con in the last panel

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trouser trout

August 9, 2021

(It’s all about penises, with mildly raunchy playfulness in content and language, so not to everyone’s taste, but requiring (I think) no more warning than that.)

A Dog Named Trouser. It begins with jocular exchanges on Facebook on 8/6:

MV: If they’d just told me there was a job where you can meet a dog named Trouser, I’d have picked that sooner. [MV has been selling her drawings of dogs and cats]

RW: Does he pant? [Imagine everyone groaning at the pun on pants ‘short, quick breaths’ vs. pants ‘trousers’.]

CC: Is there also a snake named Trouser? [first playful slang: trouser snake ‘penis’]

AO: That’s a trout, I think. [shifting right to our topic: trouser trout ‘penis’]

AZ > AO : Snake, trout, eel, they’re all adorable trouser-dwellers… [trouser eel is also possible] Entertaining, easily available, and delicious. And the Trout is lyrical [allusion to Schubert’s music].

AO: Alliterative, even! [trouser trout, tripping on TRs]

AZ [shifting from the common noun trouser trout to a proper name, and slipping into journalist register] > AO: Breaking news: Trouser Trout, acknowledged master of moose-knuckle modeling, and oldest recorded practitioner of this niche craft, died in a freak runway accident yesterday at the age of 87, according to his management agency. Mr. Trout, born Regenbogen Forelle [Gm. ‘rainbow trout’] on the Gallatin River in Yellowstone Park [the Gallatin provides excellent trout fishing], assumed his professional name at the age of 17, when a photographer, coming across him on the street, recognized the man’s potential and featured him in a spread jointly published by Look and Physique. After a private memorial service, he will be returned to the Gallatin River for interment.

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Trout, the name

August 9, 2021

Another offshoot of my investigations into the playful sexual slang trouser trout ‘ penis’ (in a posting coming soon on this blog; another offshoot, also not really relevant to the sexual slang, appeared in my earlier posting today, “Gail Rubin”). This posting arose from my hope that Trouser Trout was attested somewhere as a man’s name. An actual man would have been too much to hope for; who names their son Trouser? But I’d hoped that someone would have chosen the name for a character in antic-sexy fiction or other artistic creation. Haven’t found that yet, but Trouser Trout has served as the name of various companies and their products, among them: a brewery, an Austin TX punk band, an underwear company (well, obviously), and the artist and musician Romanowski’s record label.

Then there’s Trout as the name of musical works.

And as a family name, for real people and for the enormously prolific but drastically underappreciated science fiction writer Kilgore Trout.

Like I said, offshoots.

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Gail Rubin

August 9, 2021

Another spinoff from a posting in progress on the playful sexual slang trouser trout for penis (on an earlier spinoff, about the gay porn flick Trouser Trout, see my 8/7 posting “Melecio / Biaggi”). This time it’s about  the antic book A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout: Reflections on Dating and Fly-Fishing, by Gail Rubin:

This posting isn’t about the content of the book — that’s to come in the main posting — but about the identity of the author, something that bears not at all on the sexual slang compound.

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Melecio / Biaggi

August 7, 2021

(Much talk of men’s bodies and sex between men, in street language, and just-at-the-XXX-border images, so entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest.)

This posting is an offshoot of another posting in progress, about the playful sexual slang trouser trout ‘penis’. One notable use of the compound is as the name of a gay porn flick from 2007 (from the Monster Bang section of Raging Stallion). That led me to one of the flick’s stars (Antonio Biaggi — Juan Melecio in real life, but he uses Biaggi offscreen for many purposes) and his recent political career in Wilton Manors in South Florida. So: reflections on juggling identities, on the lives of pornstars, and the management of spoiled, or tainted, identities.

I’ll jump right in with some of the hard stuff.

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Pastoral rituals

August 6, 2021

A Scott Hilburn cartoon from 10/3/13 with an uncomplicated (but imperfect) pun (vowsvowels) as its centerpiece, a pun that’s satisfying because the result is absurd, juxtaposing the world of a nursery rhyme with the world of church ceremonies:


(#1) The link between the worlds (made explicit in the caption) is in the nonsense-syllable refrain from the nursery rhyme (E-I-E-I-O), which happens to consist of the names of three vowel letters (with two repeated)

World 1 (the depicted ceremony, with an exchange of vows / vowels). From Wikipedia:

A wedding vow renewal ceremony or wedding vow reaffirmation ceremony is a ceremony in which a married couple renew or reaffirm their marriage vows.

Most ceremonies take place in churches and are seen as a way for a married couple to renew their commitment to each other and demonstrate that the vows they took are still considered sacred; most Christian denominations, such as the Lutheran Churches, Catholic Church, Methodist Churches, and Anglican Churches offer services for a reaffirmation of marriage.

The ceremonies have been popular in Italy for decades, and have existed in United States since the 1950s, but only became popular there after the 1970s.

World 2 (the pastoral setting, with an old man and a variety of animals on a farm, alluded to by the dress of the old man and his wife and by those vowels from the nursery rhyme). Wikipedia has a nice entry on the nursery rhyme; early versions lacked the refrain entirely and just focused on the animals, one by one; and then some later refrains had consonant-initial syllables (or riffed on o-hi-o). So it seems appropriate to treat E-I-E-I-O as just nonsense syllables — commonly used as fillers in nursery rhymes, folk songs, popular songs, rock music, and jazz singing, as in:

fa la la la LA, hey diddle diddle, heigh-ho heigh-ho, ti-yi-yippee, na na na, do-wah diddy diddy, ob-la-di ob-la da, rama lama ding dong

(The Wikipedia entry then just disregards the form of the refrain completely; it has a history, but not really an etymology, because it has no semantic content.)

Pastoral rituals. My title, with another — a different — pun, exploiting an ambiguity in pastoral. From NOAD:

adj. pastoral: 1 [a] (especially of land or a farm) used for or related to the keeping or grazing of sheep or cattle: scattered pastoral farms. [b] associated with country life: the view was pastoral, with rolling fields and grazing sheep. [c] (of a work of art) portraying or evoking country life, typically in a romanticized or idealized form. 2 (in the Christian Church) concerning or appropriate to the giving of spiritual guidance: pastoral and doctrinal issues | clergy doing pastoral work. ORIGIN late Middle English: from Latin pastoralis ‘relating to a shepherd’, from pastor ‘shepherd’.

The ambiguity in the title is between sense 2 in World 1 — the clergyman officiating at the renewal ceremony is doing pastoral work (the work of spiritual guidance) — and sense 1b in World 2 — Old McDonald and his entourage are part of pastoral life (the life of farms and related enterprises).

(You might wonder why such grossly different senses are listed in the same dictionary entry. The reason is entirely historical; the two trace back, by very different routes, to Latin pastor ‘shepherd’. The 1 senses of pastoral come pretty directly from that, by widening and metonymy (from sheep; to grazing animals; to locations where such animals are kept (on farms, in the country); to country life generally. The 2 sense of pastoral involves a metaphor — a minister is metaphorically a shepherd — that is prominent in the texts and teachings of the early Christian Church, turning on the analogy: the relationship of a minister to his congregation is as the relationship of a shepherd to his flock. But now pastoral-1 and pastoral-2 are clearly distinct lexical items.)

 

The mirror of the manatee

August 5, 2021

In today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro — Wayno’s title: “The Mammal in the Mirror” (a play on the song title “Man in the Mirror”) — a manatee primps at his vanity, yielding the vanity + manatee portmanteau vanatee, and crossing genders as well as words (masculine manatee — “Man in the Mirror”, addressing himself as handsome, bristly body — at a conventionally highly feminine item of furniture, a vanity table, for applying makeup in the bedroom):


(#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 4 in this strip — see this Page.)

I’ll start with the two contributors to the portmanteau and follow them where they lead, which is many surprising places.

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O death, where is thy ka-ching?

August 4, 2021

From the annals of grotesque salesmanship, in the mail today:


Inside, Assurance IQ instructs: Read Carefully: You are Eligible to Apply for Medicare Advantage Benefits

In fact:

You are one of only 260,467 people in California that we have identified as eligible for this program. Don’t wait, call today.

But, alas, Ann Zwicky isn’t in California, never was, and won’t be calling in any case: her ashes have been one with the earth in Columbus OH since she died in 1985, 36 years ago. (She would now be 84 but didn’t live nearly long to enroll in Medicare, much less contemplate additional Medicare benefits on one of the Medicare Advantage plans that Assurance IQ is touting.)

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Flying the flag of my people

August 4, 2021

The foreshadowing, from my 7/31 posting “If you squint, you can see Switzerland”:

I have not celebrated Swiss National Day [August 1st] with any sort of Carnivalesque disorder, though I did decide to acquire a mid-sized Gay Pride flag to display at my condo, now that one of my neighbors in the complex has somehow surmounted the HOA ban on such displays with a big rainbow flag on a balcony and a Black Lives Matter sign on the street.

My intention was realized yesterday, with the arrival of this excellent 2×3 ft product of the U.S. Flag Factory:


(#1) (photos, at dawn today, by Kim Darnell)

Just the size I wanted, to fit this particular space. Hanging from a nail once used for Christmas wreaths, when those were one of the few allowable public displays in the complex. The flag’s on the gate to my front patio (you can see the light from my workspace, through the window), along the short entryway to my condo from the street. So it is indeed a public display, visibly celebrating gayness to anyone who walks by on the street.

(I wonder if it’s too generically celebratory, like the rainbow flag that the local Pizzeria Delfina flies above its door — and unlike the rainbow flags flown by some local churches, which are signs of sanctuary and care. Maybe I should get a plaque made for the door: GAY INSIDE. I wonder if I could get a welcome mat made with that on it.)

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