Archive for June, 2025

The Pythagorean Impromptu

June 18, 2025

A long (7:30 pm to 4:52 am) and pleasant (literally refreshing) sleep last night, after a long and difficult (2 am to 7:30 pm) day yesterday; I’ll put off a report on yesterday to the end of this posting, which is instead about how that sleep came to an end, in a half-waking reverie during which a sleep-final story dream morphed into the Pythagorean Impromptu, a dream in which Danny Kaye sang the Pythagorean Theorem, in the form

The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides

(which is the version the actual Danny Kaye sang in the 1958 movie Merry Andrew, and, yes, I do remember this from 1958; I can also reproduce from memory Kaye’s

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true

from The Court Jester of 1955, though I have trouble working the flagon with the dragon into Kaye’s final aide-memoire) — the Pythagorean Theorem, sung to the tune of Franz Schubert’s Impromptu Op. 142 No. 2, a piano piece that I happen to have played in concerts when I was a teenager, but which, more important, was actually playing (in a wonderfully warm performance by Mitsuko Uchida) on the Apple Music in my bedroom as I came out of that reverie into consciousness, when I had the sense to recognize that the words of “Pythagorean Theorem” fit reasonably well into Schubert’s melody for that Impromptu at the beginning, but that the marriage of this text and tune rapidly comes unglued, and then I was fully awake, cleaned myself up for the day, and discovered that my blood pressure had returned to excellent, after several days of anxiety-driven somewhat elevated bp, in a bounce-back that accorded with the delightful Pythagorean Impromptu dream .

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The raunchy verse of biblical manhood

June 17, 2025

(Consider the title; totally not for kids or the sexually modest)

Yesterday, on a closed group for lgbt+ folk and their friends:

— MP relayed a posting from Gloryview Ranch, “Embrace biblical Manhood”

— SC: Yeehaw! “Biblical manhood”. Wtf is that?

— EH > SC: Seems to have a lot to do with horses and bacon. Just like in the Bible, where Jesus broke bacon with his disciples.

— AZ > EH, breaking into raunchy verse, “The Cowboy’s Plea”:

Oh! Sweet buddy broke my bacon,
Made me sizzle with his fork;
I keep my bacon hot and greasy,
Pray he’ll give me more fresh pork!

I note that “The Cowboy’s Plea” contains no taboo / vulgar lexical items, but manages to be deeply raunchy by referring indirectly to sexual or excretory bodyparts and to sexual acts, all through the miracle of metaphor (some of it lexicalized, some of it fresh, but mostly — as with the nouns fork and pork ‘penis’ and the verbs fork and pork ‘fuck’ — skittering between the two).

The central metaphor, in break someone’s bacon ‘pop / bust someone’s cherry, break someone in sexually, have sex with someone who is a virgin’, is a fresh one; it achieves some degree of offensiveness through echoes of breaking Communion bread and the friendly sharing of meals. Meanwhile the central metaphor incorporates the freshly metaphorical bacon ‘fuckhole (vagina or anus)’, elaborated on in greasy, alluding to lubes as aids in fucking.

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Zapf, Zagat, and Zimmerman

June 16, 2025

The morning names of 6/14, all Z names — well, I’m a Z-person, and I notice — all of which were in my mind from recent mentions on Facebook

of Zapf dingbats (named for the typeface designer Hermann Zapf)

of the Zagat restaurant guides (now taken over by Google)

and of the singer-songwriter Bobby Zimmerman of Hibbing MN (who became famous as a very young man in NYC under the name Bob Dylan and is more or less constantly in the news)

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Saturday, Sunday, and Monday

June 15, 2025

Three days heavy in events and occasions, including my beginning to work through the amazing pile of stuff I’ve accumulated here in Palo Alto, which has to be whittled down to what I can fit into my apartment in an assisted living facility; that’s a long way away, but the task is daunting and will take months (as it did when I moved out of the house in Columbus), and you will be hearing every so often about my puzzlements.

But now Saturday (yesterday), Sunday (today), and Monday (tomorrow). Pride Month continues throughout and that’s a Big Thing in my world. It’s been a long, hard ride, and now we’re facing another round of backlash and reversals, so this is a time for conspicuously joining together, all of us — and, at the same time, being as fabulous as we can.

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Bring me the head of Vladimir Lenin

June 14, 2025

The linguist Bert Vaux (information below) has been playing with AI resources for some time; most recently he’s been using head shots of various people — the hot young Brad Pitt and the famously scowling Vladimir Lenin, for example — as elements in AI compositions, today producing this entertaining ad, in which VL goes places VL has never gone before:


(#1) The major contribution to this work is a genuine Bon Ami cleanser print ad from 1949 (which BV posted on Facebook along with #1; I’ll reproduce it below)

For this image I provided a musical text, a burlesque of a wonderful comic song:

You can do such a lot with V. Lenin,
You can use every part of him too.
For work or for pleasure, he’s a triumph he’s a treasure
Oh there’s nothing that V. Lenin cannot do

Yes, I will also reproduce the original of this text.

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From 6/10: creamy-white blue-eyed grass

June 13, 2025

Among Tuesday’s crowd of events (it’s now Friday, and life has been stressful and unpleasant, but I’m trying to produce at least one pleasant thing): a visit to Palo Alto’s Gamble Garden, taken there by Sharon Gray of Bay Area Geriatric Care Managers. Too much in bloom or getting ready to bloom (or harvest, in the case of food plants) for me to post on more than a little bit. I’ve picked out two plants I admired but didn’t know. One is still a mystery (there was a label, but it clearly applied to a plant that had already bloomed and gone dormant, not to this ornamental grass with pretty bell-shaped purple-blue flowers), but the other had a label that applied to it (and not to some other plant in its neighborhood), so I can tell you that it’s an especially vigorous Sisyrinchium striatum — the creamy-white blue-eyed grass of my title.

There will be photos, including one of me sitting in the garden; this one will require a fashion digression, on the tank top I’m wearing in the photo, a recent acquisition for summer wear.

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In the mail, or in the wind

June 12, 2025

My days are spinning out of control, with more crises to attend to and less available time to do much more than race around with my hair on fire. Out of all this, just one thing, the 5 mg prednisone refill through CVS Caremark mail delivery. Reported on in my 6/3 posting “Today’s catch-22”, about this prescription refill gone awry for weeks (after, apparently, being sent for pickup at a local CVS pharmacy), a sad story that ended with the following exchange between someone I believed to be an actual human agent or representative of CVS Caremark, who went on:

to present me with an apology and the news that my prednisone would go out to me this very afternoon. Cautiously, I explained that I was disabled and housebound (she already had my birthdate, so she knew I was really old) and needed reassurance that it was going out in the mail. To my home address.

“Oh yes, sir. To your home address. It should take a few days.”

That was 6/3. It is now 6/12, 9 days later, and today’s mail has come, with a new issue of the New Yorker in it, but no prednisone. We’re now down to composing a 5 mg dosage from smaller-dose pills that we have left over from earlier prescriptions. Crisis time is on the horizon.

I am now seized with alarm, with a feeling of dread that this refill, like the previous one, is in the wind, not in the mail. Let me explain.

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The LSA slate

June 10, 2025

Very briefly noted. In my e-mail today, Update No. 608 from the Linguistic Society of America, announcing the slate of candidates for its upcoming elections, with one nominee for vice-president / president-elect: the sociolinguist and creolist Tracey Weldon (University of South Carolina). A great pleasure for me, since TW’s time as a graduate student at Ohio State (culminating in her PhD in 1998) was my final time at Ohio State (I moved permanently from Columbus in 1998). A photo of TW in mid-speech:


A shot from the documentary Talking Black in America (2017), since expanded to a 5-part series

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A reminder

June 9, 2025

From 1970, 55 years ago. Their offense was failing to obey a lawful order to disperse. For this the National Guard, totally untrained for the situation, fired on them, from a considerable distance.

Killed 4 and wounded 9 at Kent State in Ohio. Killed 2 and wounded 12 at Jackson State in Mississippi. All hell broke loose.

In the ensuing chaos at Ohio State, I managed not to get shot or bayoneted when I ended up at the end of a Guardsman’s rifle, by accident in charge of a group of students; we were just passing between classes. There is a saving grace in being right in the scared kid’s face, able to tell him levelly that if he backs off we will too. And then we went on to our classes. And I did not shit my pants. Though I did reek of anxiety sweat. (My teaching assistant got tear-gassed coming in from a different part of the campus, so he was weeping unhappily at the beginning of class.)

After that class, the university closed for a while — there were tanks on the street and helicopters with searchlights overhead — and I taught classes in my living room. I still have panic attacks from those days. But we survived.

People are dealing with much worse. Right now.

 

Everyone’s a crinoid nowadays

June 9, 2025

We filter stuff flowing past us, consider this material, and evaluate its worth. As here:


(#1) Neocrinus, a stalked living crinoid species similar to those found in the Paleozoic (from Brian N. Tissot’s website, “Curious Creatures of the California Coast: Crinoids”, from 12/31/13); from Wikipedia:

Crinoids are marine invertebrates that make up the class Crinoidea. Crinoids that remain attached to the sea floor by a stalk in their adult form are commonly called sea lilies, while the unstalked forms, called feather stars or comatulids, are members of the largest crinoid order, Comatulida. Crinoids are echinoderms in the phylum Echinodermata, which also includes the starfish, brittle stars, sea urchins and sea cucumbers.

… Crinoids are passive suspension feeders, filtering plankton and small particles of detritus from the sea water flowing past them with their feather-like arms.

Oh, not crinoid, silly man; on Facebook, commenting on my posting from yesterday, “Today’s  bilingual jest”, Gadi Niram seemed to think it was clitic, but that was just a joke; really, the saying is that everyone’s a critic nowadays (or some similar piece of wisdom about the prevalence of unfavorable opinions coming from all quarters).

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