Archive for September, 2024

Garden days

September 30, 2024

🐅 🐅 🐅 three tigers for ultimate September, which has 30 days and, here in the Bay Area, often brings the hottest days of the year; this year, it’s been a strange rollercoaster, erratic enough to puzzle the plants in my little container garden, but hot enough overall to bring me plenty of breathing misery

Today I bring you three pieces of news from my garden: on the persistence of the acorn-burying squirrel Écu and on two disappearances, of the cobwebs that used to festoon the ivy on the walls and the cymbidium orchids in their pots; and of the dark grit that used to rain down on everything outdoors (and undoubtedly will again).

First, some background about the territory.

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Penguins, on the ice and with a cocktail

September 29, 2024

From the squadron leader of the AMZ Penguin Patrol, Michael Palmer, two recent items I’ll package together: a real-life penguin on ice in a delightful photo; and a collection of penguin simulacra (in various materials) overseeing an icy grapefruit Cosmopolitan.

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Murky days in the bureaucracy

September 28, 2024

Murky, but gratifying. This is a hot-news followup to my 9/20 posting “Annals of bureaucracy: the jury summons”, about my summons to jury duty in Santa Clara County, which sent me to a website where I registered as a potential juror and went on to the Request for Hardship Excusal page, where I checked the box:

I have a physical, psychological, or emotional condtion that makes it impossible for me to serve and no assistance or accommodation will help. If you are under the age of 70 or seeking a permanent excusal, you must submit a recently dated, signed recommendation from your doctor on official letterhead.

Then from my earlier posting:

I was willing to get a hardship excusal just for this occasion, so I submitted this form. Immediately, a response:

Your Request for Hardship Excusal was successfully submitted on 09/20/24.

And then [grrr] almost immediately after that:

You are checking too early. To receive your instructions for your assigned week [the week of 10/14], you will need to return to this web page the weekend (Saturday or Sunday) prior to 10/14/2024. [that is, on 10/12 or 13]

This is Act 1.

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Wencesla(u)s Day

September 28, 2024

Hana Filip (Professor of Semantics at the Heinrich Heine University in DĂźsseldorf, Germany, and a daughter of Moravia) reminds us on Facebook that today is Wencesla(u)s Day in the Czech Republic. St. Wenceslas Day is the feast day of the saint, commemorating his death in 935; and in 2000 also became a national public holiday, Statehood Day of the Czech Republic. The Duchy of Bohemia was founded in the 9th century; the Czech lands — Bohemia, Moravia, and Czech Silesia — were then integrated into the Holy Roman Empire and later the Austro-Hungarian Empire, emerging as part of the First Czechoslovak Republic in 1918, which was then peacefully dissolved into the Czech Republic and Slovakia in 1992 (yes, it’s complicated — well, the history stretches over 12 centuries and wars too many to count — but you can see why opting for the saint’s feast day as the national holiday makes some sense).

From the statue of Saint Wenceslas in Prague:


The statue in Wenceslaus Square (Flickr photo)

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Flying in the face of name extinction

September 27, 2024

From Gadi Niram on 9/12, a link to this UK style story on yahoo!life: ‘I gave my son a baby name that’s going extinct, some people say he’ll be bullied’ by Marie-Claire Dorking on 9/9/24, beginning:

A mum has shared the reasons she decided to give her son a soon-to-be extinct baby name, despite comments from strangers claiming he might be bullied.

Casey Hennessy, 21, and her partner, Zacchaeus Harper, 25, have always been fans of more traditional names.

When they found out they were expecting a baby boy, they floated the names Winston, Axel and Finnegan but there was another moniker that came out on top… Arnold.

The couple welcomed their little boy on December 9, 2023, weighing 8lbs 3oz, and Hennessy said as soon as she looked down at her newborn she knew he was an Arnold.

“I like the idea of him having a traditional name,” the new mum, a health care assistant from, Eastbourne, East Sussex explains. “It will sound smart.

“Though we do shorten his name to Arnie to make him sound more youthful.”

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Ambiguity day in the comics

September 26, 2024

Complex ambiguities in the 9/25 comics: a Piccolo / Price Rhymes With Orange turning on the ambiguity of sham; and a Wayno / Piraro Bizarro turning on the ambiguity of tom:


(#1) sham conveying fraud, hence illegality; vs. sham for a decorative pillow cover (being manufactured in a small workshop, though note the suggestion in the title panel that the place might be a cover — ambiguity alert! — in the sense ‘an activity or organization used as a means of concealing an illegal or secret activity’ (NOAD) —  but why are these pillow coverings called shams?


(#2) Personified, talking animals: two toms, a tomcat and a tom turkey, presented as characters named Tom, who work for the same company and are encountering one another over coffee, hence Wayno’s title “Breakroom Encounter” (if you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 5 in this strip — see this Page)

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This idiom has had the radish

September 25, 2024

In e-mail on 9/24 from Masayoshi Yamada, Emeritus Professor of Linguistics, Shimane University (author of, inter alia: A Dictionary of Trade Names and A Dictionary of English Taboo and Euphemism), substantially edited:

Recently, I happened to read the newspaper comic strip Zits; on September 23 and 24, the main character Jeremy uses the expression “I had the radish”. One of the few dictionaries which defines it:

have had the radish ‘to be no longer functional or useful; to be dead or about to perish’. Local to the state of Vermont. Primarily heard in US. (Farlex Dictionary of Idioms, 2024) (Free Dictionary link)

However, I don’t have any clue to its etymology: why radish? And is it so local to Vermont? I have no idea which language source the Farlex Dictionary is based on. [AZ: It cites the Free Dictionary, which aggregates information from many sources, so that’s not especially helpful.]

I pointed out to MY that in the strip, Jeremy decides to just invent (make up) some expression, to see if he can get it accepted. And picks had the radish. Presumably in the belief that no one had ever used it as an idiom. The first three strips (in strips to come, Jeremy eventually concedes that his idiom has had the radish):

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Gimme a Z, gimme an X

September 24, 2024

Mike Pope on Facebook yesterday, about this banner on e-mail that had come to him:

— MP: I mean, wtf is “ZixÂŽ” and why would this banner across an email in any way reassure me about anything?

Followed by this exchange between Mike and me:

— AZ > MP: Ordinarily, I’d expect you to look it up yourself, but as a Z-person (and indeed as Zot, son of Zip), I had to check it out myself. To discover that

Zix Email Encryption is now Webroot™ Advanced Email Encryption powered by Zix™

— MP > AZ: I CAN look it up, but I’m playing the part of Ordinary Email User here, for whom something like this banner is … nothing. … If I were spoofing/phishing emails, it would be very easy to add this same banner to my outbound emails to provide an illusion of security.

I take Mike’s point here, but will now forge on to something completely different, in a substantial alphabetic digression inspired by the trade name Zix, which manages to pack two association-rich letters from the end of the alphabet, Z and X, into a monosyllable.

But first, a note that the encryption company was not the first to see the imaginative potential in a Z…X name.

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Weeping for the Marche militaire

September 23, 2024

The famous one: Schubert’s composition for piano four hands, his Marche militaire Op. 51 No. 1 (later re-arranged for various combinations of instruments, up to a full symphony orchestra). Which was posted today by the Classical PIANO Geniuses (their spelling) group: in a wonderful warm performance by Daniel Barenboim & Lang Lang, along with three other performances, of which one — by Salim & Sivan (with the Israeli Symphony Orchestra sitting behind them, and a symphony audience in front of them, so it was part of a larger program) is brilliant, great fun; and the video is worth watching just to see Salim’s body language and facial expressions.

You can watch B & LL on YouTube here. And S & S on YouTube here.

(A bit more on Salim & Silver below.)

I had in fact intended to write about this four-hand piano piece before; I’ve never played it, but it’s a great favorite of mine, a masterpiece of joy.

What I was not prepared for was what happened a few bars into the B & LL performance: I began to weep with some mixture of sadness and joy, and when S & S began, I had tears running down my face.

Then it occurred to me that my joints were singing with pain, which I’d put down to the sudden ferocious heat of the day (in the low 90sF). But then I checked Weather Underground, and the air pressure had just nosedived. So the pain and the depression were barometric. And my plans for the day were toast.

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Godlike beauty

September 23, 2024

It started with a Pinterest item this morning, a 17th-century engraving of a Hellenistic Roman statue of the god Hermes (Roman Mercury), a statue said to be one of the earliest representations of the god as a beautiful youth:


(#1) An engraving by the French artist Claude Randon (1674 – 1704), about whom I’ve not been able to find anything, beyond reproductions of his engravings on Classical subjects (I’ll show you his Belvedere Apollo in a little while)

This work probably appeared in my Pinterest mailing because of my 9/15/24 posting “Speeding into the 20th century”, about a J.C. Leyendecker homoerotic portrayal of Mercury (Greek Hermes) in a 1907 magazine cover.

Now to look at the actual sculpture.

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