Archive for February, 2016

Ben, advertising

February 18, 2016

(Some explicit talk about man-man sex, so not for kids or the sexually modest.)

Today’s Daily Jocks ad, announcing in a shriek that CURBWEAR IS BACK!, with a shot of model Ben advertising one of his identities (on briefs in the British firm’s IDENTITY line):

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And here advertising another one of his identities (on an IDENTITY singlet and briefs):

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My caption:

Greek receptive, French insertive, that’s the way
Ben swings, and he has underwear to
Advertise his identities. His boyfriend likes
Sandwich sessions with Ben: blow him for a while,
Screw him – well, really, provide Hungry Ben with a
Dildo dick and a cum load – then finish Ben off in his
Mouth. Works for them both, and Sam gets a long time to
Look up into Ben’s handsome face, and into
The astounding eyes that once
Beckoned Sam to pursue a perfect
Stranger off the street for
Risky sex in a
Grubby alleyway.

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Hoist a pint to the mondegreen

February 18, 2016

From Kim Darnell, a link to a Meriwether of Montana page offering (for sale) “Hilarious Mistaken Lyrics Stainless Steel Glasses”: pints with mondegreens on them. One example:

(Hey, you might be a dick, but at least you practice safe sex.)

The original: addicted to love.

This is the one mondegreen in the set with sexual vocabulary in the mishearing. Three others are food-related; go figure.

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Klingon or Esperanto?

February 18, 2016

Recently heard a rumor that Klingon had surpassed Esperanto as the most commonly spoken conlang (constructed language, sometimes called artificial language). This is a massively unlikely possibility, for reasons sketched in the Wikipedia article on Marc Okrand’s Klingon language, Meanwhile, Esperanto flourishes as a second language in large communities of users around the world, and new Esperanto translations of literature continue to appear. (I’m not an Esperantist, but a number of my friends and academic colleagues are.)

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A passion for pickles

February 17, 2016

Note: this posting is about pickles (in the American sense: pickled cucumbers) and uses of the word pickle, especially in proper names; my main theme is that pickles and the word pickle tend to be intrinsically funny, inherently risible. I’ll be citing a whole bunch of uses, but I do not intend this posting to be a complete inventory of uses of the word, so if I don’t mention some example that you know or especially like, please add it in a comment, but don’t do this by accusing me of having failed or neglected to mention your example; that would just be gratuitously insulting.

It started with an entertaining piece by Winnie Hu in the NYT on the 15th: (on-line) “At United Pickle, Preserving the Standards of a Deli Staple”, (in print) “Family-Run Supplier Preserves Standards For a Briny Deli Staple”, beginning:

Not every cucumber has what it takes to be a pickle. As dozens of them tumbled from a steel hopper onto a conveyor belt in a Bronx factory, two workers enforced a strict pickle standard.

Bruised. Broken. Too curvy. Too short. Sorry, no exceptions.

The rejects — about one in 10 — were tossed into plastic bins, destined to become relish.

“You can’t just pickle any produce,” said Stephen Leibowitz, the self-described “chief pickle maven” of this operation, as he reached past the workers to personally pluck out an offending cucumber. “I can put in the best ingredients, and they still won’t turn out right.”

Mr. Leibowitz is the man to see if the pickles at your local deli, diner or burger joint have lost their crunch. Whether kosher dills, sours, half-sours or bread-and-butters, chances are they got their start on the production line at United Pickle, the largest family-owned supplier of pickles and pickled condiments in New York City.

Or as Mr. Leibowitz, 73, ever the pickle pitchman, put it, “If you’re in a pickle, call United Pickle.”

Kosher dill spears in preparation:

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Carl Barks on Easter Island

February 17, 2016

Today’s Zippy is the third in a series mashing up the moai of Easter Island and the characters of Disney cartoonist Carl Barks. It then turns out that the moai do appear in the Orlando FL of Walt Disney World — but in chocolate. The cartoons:

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Loving couples

February 16, 2016

Two things that came to my attention over this holiday (Valentine’s and Presidents Day) weekend, both involving same-sex couples: a piece on two men who are a couple (an engaged couple, in fact), Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black, in the February issue (the “love” issue) of OUT magazine; and a review (in the NYT Book Review on the 14th) of a children’s picture book about two hermaphroditic worms in love.

In both cases, the question is how these couples will present themselves and how they will be portrayed in images (photographs or illustrations) — in particular, how they will treat the conventions of coupledom for other-sex pairs, in which the sexes are often sharply distinguished. There are three possibilities: (a) to embrace these conventions; (b) to abandon them, by appearing as equals; and (c) to fragment them, by assigning each partner a mixture of them. Daley & Black present themselves / are presented sometimes via (b), sometimes (c), and the worms go for (c). I’ll get to (a) — which is well represented in male-male couples in gay porn, and sometimes in real life — after some discussion of Daley & Black.

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Young gay love

February 15, 2016

… set to music. It’s not all Steve Grand, though I am fond of Grand (posting on his gay love song “All-American Boy” here, on his gay cover of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” here). Then yesterday (while it was still Valentine’s Day), from Phil Jensen, a link to a video of “Young Love” by Eli Lieb, which you can watch here. To come: a bit about Lieb; the lyrics for this song; a video of a cute (and somewhat dirty) love song by actor, comedian, and singer-songwriter Mat Burrow; and a couple lists of gay love songs for V-Day, lists that don’t overlap with one another and that don’t mention Grand or Burrow (though Lieb is at the top of the second list).

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Another entry in the monstrous food sweepstakes

February 15, 2016

It’s been six months since I reported on fast-food excess (monstrous burgers and sandwiches) — in a 8/3/15 posting on two entries to the field (from Wendy’s and Arby’s), with links to four earlier postings. Now (thanks to Terry Tenette) I report on a spectacular entry in the competition, which I have unaccountably missed — a lot of popular and commercial culture seems to pass me by — while The Counter, with its burgers, has been spreading from Southern California to around the U.S. (and, indeed, the globe), including to a location in Palo Alto (also San Mateo, Mountain View, and San Jose). From the company’s website, this ad sampling (in vertical strips) five of the Counter’s named signature burgers:

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If those burgers look gigantic to you, probably too big to get in your mouth, that’s because they are (and even if you can manage to stretch your jaw and open up your throat — yes, I’m aware of the sexual subtext here — you’ll surely make a huge mess); Terry tells me that you’re advised to eat them with knife and fork.

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Briefly: English spelling and its weirdness

February 14, 2016

Paul Armstrongb points me to this entertaining Mental Floss video about English spelling and how it developed. Fascinating, academically sound, and engaging presentation. Text by Arika Okrent, drawings in real time by Sean ONeill.

It’s from almost a year ago, but doesn’t seem to have been noted on Language Log or this blog, though Okrent appears in both places pretty often. And last year she was given the Linguistics Journalism Award by the Linguistic Society of America (an event reported on both LLog and here).

numerous of NPdef

February 14, 2016

(This is pretty technical, and there’s no sex of any kind in it, or plants, animals, food, or clothing, or art, music, dance, movies, or tv, but try to bear with me.)

In things like numerous of the/our customers, we see a syntactic structure that has been widely criticized, but turns out to be more widespread than people suppose — and there’s a reasonable explanation for how it might have arisen.

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