Archive for April, 2014

Annoying auto-correct

April 5, 2014

Dennis Lewis pleads on Facebook:

Dear God, is there any way to tell Android that I don’t need any help with spelling? I was texting my cousin … highlights of the Palace Kitchen’s Seattle Restaurant Week menu, and I just noticed that my little Kyocera 4G phone changed “arugula salad” to “Caligula salad” and the malted milk “chocolate panna cotta” to “chocolate panda cotta.”

Wonderful substitutes, but nevertheless very irritating.

(Dennis did get advice for turning off auto-correct on his particular cellphone.)

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Surreal Zippy

April 5, 2014

Zippy is routinely surreal, but today’s alludes more directly to surrealistic art than most of the strips:

 

This has the feel of a Magritte (and includes a recurrent Zippy theme, bowling and bowling balls). Plus, you get the pun in the title, “Saxual identity”.

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Cock in a sock

April 4, 2014

(Mostly a phallicity posting, but funny. You’ve been warned.)

From the 27th, on the leparisien site:

Depuis quelques jours, des photos d’hommes nus, vêtus d’une simple chaussette cachant leur pénis, pullulent sur les réseaux sociaux (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram), derrière le hashtag «#cockinasock» («penis dans une chaussette» en anglais). Solo ou en groupe, déguisés ou non, parfois acrobatiques et souvent drôles, les clichés sont largement partagés sur la toile.

Droll indeed. One image from the set:

Two more cartoons

April 4, 2014

For Friday: a Dilbert and a Zippy:

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A continuing thread about the pointy-headed boss and his inability to understand analogies. This one is based on soap opera.

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Underground comics — literally underground. But it’s hard to be more mainstream than Nancy.

Dog whistles and more

April 4, 2014

On ADS-L on the 2nd, Geoff Nunberg started a discussion about political language coded for race. The background is dog whistle politics.

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proclitics

April 3, 2014

On Facebook, Karen Chung has passed along this Xmas posting of 2013 (19 December) from the estimable Arika Okrent in The Week:

‘Tis and 10 other fun proclitic words

English likes to stick contractions on the end of words. “They have” becomes “they’ve,” “I will” becomes “I’ll,” and “do not” becomes “don’t.” The shortened parts of these words are called enclitics — they are a bit more independent than suffixes, but like suffixes, they attach to the ends of words. English also used to have a number of proclitics — shortened words that attach to the beginning of other words. Most proclitic words are now archaic or obsolete, but every December the neglected proclitics get their revenge, as a holiday avalanche of “’tis” rolls through town.

(Yes, ’tis shifts to it’s eventually.)

glory-of-the-snow

April 3, 2014

I’ve just posted on star-of-Bethlehem, and  now Ann Burlingham has reminded me of another modest (and hyphenated) spring bulb, glory-of-the-snow. (There are still more, not hyphenated, for example snowdrops, Galanthus, and squills, Scilla.) A photo:

 

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star-of-Bethlehem

April 3, 2014

Another fine plant drawing from Aric Olnes:

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mumpsimus

April 2, 2014

On his Baltimore Sun blog, John McIntyre (mild-mannered copy editor) has been posting repeatedly on the Associated Press’s decision to (finally) cease objecting to over used for ‘more than’. The latest chapter:

Write about language, as about climate change or evolution, and what do you get? A strident chorus of denial. I wonder why.

Last week Tom Chivers wrote about English grammar at The Telegraph, patiently explaining why a good deal of what has been taught about grammar is unsound and what linguists, Geoffrey Pullum in particular, have discovered in examining how we speak and write.

Writing later at Language Log, Professor Pullum evaluated the comments thus: “Discussion seemed to be dominated by an army of nutballs who often hadn’t read the article. They seemed to want (i) a platform from which to assert some pre-formed opinion about grammar, or (ii) a chance to insult someone who had been the subject of an article, or (iii) an opportunity to publicly beat up another commenter.”

As is so often the case, the liberating openness of Internet discussion turns out to resemble an argument about sports terms among people who have had too much to drink as last call nears.

I’ve been musing about what lies beneath all the fury.

Perhaps the simplest explanation is the phenomenon labeled mumpsimus. People are disposed to stick with what they have come to think of as stable knowledge, and the more it is explained to them that they are mistaken, the more they cling to error.

My eye was caught by mumpsimus.

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On the euphemism watch

April 2, 2014

From Benjamin Tolbert on ADS-L:

My University now has a “budget realignment task force”.

I think this = “people who decide who and what is cut.”

That list has had previous discussions about euphemisms for firing or discontinuing employees (“letting them go”), of which there are no end, all designed to avoid the nasty truth through administrative jargon. This is a particularly impressive example, a four-word compound noun (in seven syllables). Awkward and clunky.

There might be even worse examples out there. Much more embarrassing than sex.