Archive for August, 2013

Double double entendre

August 29, 2013

From John Wells this morning, this advertisement (“currently to be seen on suburban commuter trains in the London area”) for a pharmacy that supplies medication for erectile dysfunction:

To appreciate the ad, you need to know some BrE slang, which John has been kind enough to explicate:

As you see, the copy cleverly incorporates two ambiguities (double entendres). One is ‘tackle’, which as well as the sports term for “attack” is also BrE slang for male genitalia [seen recently on this blog from an Australian source, here]; the epithet ‘harder’ is applicable to both. The other is ‘keepy-uppy’ (also keepie-uppie), “the activity of making a football go up and down in the air many times without touching the ground, using short light kicks to control the ball’s movements” (Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English), but obviously also interpretable as the maintenance of penile erection.

Cute.

Kissing the rose

August 29, 2013

In a set of notecards, a reproduction of a sensuous painting, The Soul of the Rose (1908) by John William Waterhouse:

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The woman is smelling the rose, but she’s close to kissing it, close to treating it as a romantic partner (in which case the rose is a  symbol of the lover’s mouth). Other, more carnal, interpretations are available to modern audiences, for whom the rose can serve as a symbol of either the vagina or the anus.

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Vining menaces

August 28, 2013

In the NYT on the 21st, a story with the headline (in the print edition) “Weevils From Asia To Combat Park Vines” by Keith Mulvihill. I was attracted by the phrase weevils from Asia in the head, because of its poetic properties (it would make a nice starting point for a poem, though weevils from Africa would have had better prosody), and by the topic of invasive vines. (On-line, the head was the less poetic: “Urgent Task for Insect: Stop a Relentless Vine”.) And then there’s the great common name (only too descriptive) mile-a-minute vine. The beginning of the story:

In many people’s minds, the weevil is associated with ravaged crops, ruined farmers and vast, forsaken fields, but New York City is about to unleash some 5,000 Asian weevils in several parks to attack a prolific vine that poses a threat to native plants and trees.

The beetles, each roughly the size of a sesame seed, are part of a broad strategy to combat the relentless mile-a-minute vine, which has invaded parks and forests from North Carolina to Massachusetts and as far west as Ohio.

Known scientifically as Rhinoncomimus latipes, the insects are considered biological control agents by invasive plant experts and are to be released at two places each in the Bronx and Queens and one on Staten Island.

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Youthful balls

August 28, 2013

A story that’s been making the rounds; I first saw it in “News of the Weird” in Funny Times; here’s a version from Yahoo! Lifestyle on June 11th, “Does your tackle need tightening? How George Clooney is inspiring men to go nuts and take pride in polishing their Crown Jewels” (someone at the site just couldn’t resist the language play) by Penny Newton, beginning:

If you ever hear a bloke talk about tightening the tackle, you could be forgiven for thinking that he’s off on a fishing trip with his buddies.

But chances are, his talking about something very different – and we’ve got George Clooney to thank.

The Hollywood hunk, who has constantly joked about getting his testicles “ironed out”, has sparked a new craze with one beauty spa saying they’ve been “inundated” with requests, reports the Daily Mail.

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Twerk time

August 28, 2013

A New Yorker cartoon by Emily Flake:

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The reference is to Miley Cyrus’s performance at the recent Video Music Awards.

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The hangman’s tale

August 28, 2013

The Bizarro of the 25th:

An imperfect pun: hanger /hæŋǝr/ vs. anger /æŋgǝr/. Note the divergent treatment of orthographic NG in medial position: typically /ŋ/ before agentive or instrumental /ǝr/, but /ŋg/ otherwise. (There are well-known exceptions, like dinghy, with /ŋ/; and medial NG sometimes spells /nǰ/, as in dingy.)

Genre studies

August 27, 2013

In the NYT Magazine on the 18th, a roundtable discussion about the genre of strained pulp: “The Strange Ascent of Strained Pulp” [in print: ” ‘No More Strained Pulp!’ “], by Adam Sternbergh, A. O. Scott, and Stephanie Zacharek. The background:

In his 2012 review of the Steven Soderbergh film “Haywire” in The New York Times, A. O. Scott identified and named a new phenomenon in popular culture: strained pulp. “Nowadays,” he wrote, “everyone must love (or at least pretend to love) pleasures that were supposedly once disdained or taken for granted: dive bars, street food, trashy films. But knowing, sophisticated attempts to replicate those things often traffic in their own kind of snobbery, confusing condescension with authenticity. Movies like ‘The American,’ ‘Drive’ and now ‘Haywire’ offer strained pulp, neither as dumb as we want them to be nor as smart as they think they are and not, in the end, all that much fun.”

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Notes on names

August 27, 2013

Three recent notes on names: the two-name problem, being a guy named Kris, and an excellently named baseball player.

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Colorful talk

August 27, 2013

From Eric Holeman on Facebook, this comment on the demolition of the Purple Hotel in Lincolnwood IL:

This is sad. Back when it was the Hyatt and I was flying back from an Alaska visit, my O’Hare shuttle bus stopped here. A few days later, a lawyer named Allen Dorfman was greeted with a lead bouquet in the parking lot. Nothing says “Welcome to Chicago” like your first mob hit.

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Dinosaur language acquisition

August 26, 2013

Today’s Dinosaur Comics:

A tribute to babies: they poop and they invent language. How cool is that?