Archive for the ‘Euphemism’ Category

confirmed bachelor

August 28, 2011

From Aaron Hicklin’s Editor’s Letter “The Marrying Kind” in the September issue of Out magazine (p. 32):

Until very recently, British newspapers had a sly euphemism for known homosexuals who had resisted the kinds of sham marriages that were once par for the course. In the words of obituary writers, whose job it was to find substitute words for “gay,” they were “confirmed bachelors” — an infinitely lonely construction. Reading those obituaries, you would never get the impression these men (there was no equivalent phrase for women) had ever loved, or been loved in return. These were not confirmed bachelors in the American sense (commitment-phobic straight men on the merry-go-round of short-term relationships). They were men who were never getting married because they couldn’t.

The piece is about same-sex marriage, of course, but my interest here is in the expression confirmed bachelor.

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bork (the portmanteau)

August 11, 2011

Heard last night on a radio show about food:

… mixing beef with pork to make something called bork

Yes, a somewhat unsavory-sounding portmanteau.

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Vajazzled!

August 9, 2011

Mike Hale, “Like Ross, Rachel and Company, but With Faster Hook-Ups” (on the tv show Friends With Benefits), NYT Arts section, August 8:

… it combines a single-camera, mildly absurdist style and raunchy humor with stock sitcom situations. It’s the kind of show in which a lamely suggestive joke about a vajazzled woman – one with a bejeweled genital area – giving birth (“The kid came out looking like a disco ball!:) is followed by reaction shots of everyone in the scene laughing.

That’s the verb vajazzle, a portmanteau of either vagina or the euphemism vajayjay with bedazzle.

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Exclaiming euphemistically

July 22, 2011

Caught on tv recently, an ad for Oreo Fudge Cremes, viewable here, in which four exclamations (about the marvels of the cookies) go past very fast:

Whoa! … Get out! … Shut the front door! … Franklin Delano!

The last two are euphemized exclamations, neither of them clearly tied to specific taboo exclamations. But that didn’t stop a commenter from being outraged on behalf of the kiddies.

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Package vocabulary

June 14, 2011

Just posted on my X blog: “Today’s remarkable underwear”, with more ways of referring to a man’s genitals. In a description of Pulse mesh underwear:

A perfect men’s underwear pick for those who like to show off the goods.

Then in a description of Male Power’s Super Sock:

It’s not a jock (there are no legstraps), it’s not a thong (there is no butt strap), just a waistband and pouch that holds your boys.

And, most indirectly of all, in a description of the Good Devil Suspend Pouch:

A perfect pouch that covers the essential areas and holds everything in place …

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Euphemisms?

April 28, 2011

When I collected the remarkable “Royal wedding porn sale” offer on Michael Lucas’s blog, I came across a poll there, asking “What is your favorite euphemism for penis?” (poll announcement here, actual poll here; note that both sites are X-rated).

From the actual poll, it seems that some people take euphemism for to mean ‘word for’ (well, ‘expression for’), taking in a number of things that aren’t euphemisms as I understand them (and treating euphemism for as a relationship between an expression and a thing — “euphemism for (the) penis” — rather than, as I see it, a relationship between expressions — “euphemism for penis“).

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Darn!

March 26, 2011

A recent Bizarro, turning on the ambiguity of the verb darn, in a perfect pun:

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Jeezamarooni

February 18, 2011

Another inventive euphemism (see discussion of these in my Jeezum crow posting), which came up in a re-reading of Nicholson Baker’s U and I (see here), twice — first in writing about an imagined dialogue with John Updike on the golf course, then in a comment about his own writing style:

[about Updike’s anti-bookchat rule on the course] “Yup, we’re going to pretend we’re two regular guys,” is how I interpreted [the rule]. Imagine having a rule of conversation. Jeezamarooni! If I were out there with Updike on the fairway right now, and he had laid down that rule, I would, between bogeys, be coming out with nervous snickering references to Richard Yates and Patrick Suskind and Julian Barnes, just to test his tolerance of me as a golf partner — just to see if he would make an exception for me. (pp. 52-3)

… the betrayal takes the form of smirks and smartass falsifications, such as when I spoke earlier of trying to “hustle” Updike on the golf course into thinking I was less perceptive than I was, or when I used faux-naif expletives like “Jeezamarooni!” or called myself a writer “on the make.” (pp. 108-9)

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Jeezum Crow

January 18, 2011

From Max Vasilatos in e-mail to some friends on 6/13/07:

Jeezum Crow Frank, could you work any harder?  Fa free?

I didn’t note the Jeezum Crow at the time, but then it came up in a Facebook posting of hers in October 2010, and I did ask her about it. She was baffled by my query; for her, it was just a familiar euphemism (for Jesus Christ) that she’d used since childhood, and she assumed that everyone knew it. No one had commented on it before.

Two points here: Max’s belief that the expression was long-standing and widespread — I don’t know how long it’s been around (the trail gets faint around the middle of the 20th century), but it certainly isn’t geographically widespread — and the fact that no one seems to have noticed it, as she moved from her childhood in Maine though college at Vassar (in the Hudson Valley of New York), living for some time in the Boston area, and then locating for some years now in San Francisco.

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More hucking

January 10, 2011

In my previous posting on the verb huck and the compound noun huckfest, I noted their use in a variety of sport and stunt contexts and suggested the obvious connection to fuck. But then it occurred to me that huck might have had an independent origin and was later recruited for use as a euphemism.

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