Archive for the ‘Labels Are Not Definitions’ Category

From 6/10: creamy-white blue-eyed grass

June 13, 2025

Among Tuesday’s crowd of events (it’s now Friday, and life has been stressful and unpleasant, but I’m trying to produce at least one pleasant thing): a visit to Palo Alto’s Gamble Garden, taken there by Sharon Gray of Bay Area Geriatric Care Managers. Too much in bloom or getting ready to bloom (or harvest, in the case of food plants) for me to post on more than a little bit. I’ve picked out two plants I admired but didn’t know. One is still a mystery (there was a label, but it clearly applied to a plant that had already bloomed and gone dormant, not to this ornamental grass with pretty bell-shaped purple-blue flowers), but the other had a label that applied to it (and not to some other plant in its neighborhood), so I can tell you that it’s an especially vigorous Sisyrinchium striatum — the creamy-white blue-eyed grass of my title.

There will be photos, including one of me sitting in the garden; this one will require a fashion digression, on the tank top I’m wearing in the photo, a recent acquisition for summer wear.

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The bate shop

June 13, 2024

(Utterly unsuitable for kids or the sexually modest)

My title: yes, a groaner pun bate (a clipping of masturbate) on bait ‘food used to entice fish as prey’; I am shameless.

Clearing things from my desktop (with great sadness, abandoning postings in preparation that I’d spent hours on but were clearly, in the face of new material constantly streaming in, never going to get written up) I found this site advertising a directory of jack-off clubs (/ jackoff clubs / jack off clubs / jerk-off clubs / wank clubs / masturbation clubs / etc.) — which you can think of as bate shops:

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Books and their covers

April 30, 2018

Today’s Zits:

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Kids these days! Did Pierce never think to look at the Wikipedia entry for the book? I thought that’s what kids do first when assigned a book report.

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