Archive for the ‘Snowclones’ Category

What part of X don’t you understand?

July 3, 2012

From tv reruns:

What part of “stop the car” don’t you understand? (Bones)

What part of stay don’t you understand? (NCIS)

What part of “desk work” don’t you understand? (NCIS)

What part of “Level 5 sorceress” don’t you understand? (NCIS)

The first three are sarcastic, using the snowclone template “What part of X don’t you understand?” (where X is a linguistic expression), conveying that the meaning of X should be obvious to anyone, despite the fact that the addressee has apparently not understood it. The fourth uses the formula, but now with reference to an X whose meaning can’t be expected to be generally known, so that the question comes close to being a straightforward information question (though with a somewhat snarky tone attributable to the snowclone).

In a final development, the formula gets used for literal questions about some topic X, as in

What part of beer don’t you understand?

on the Real Beer site, which offers information about beers, brewing, and related topics. (Similarly on a BMW parts site.)

Some more examples, and some reflections on the model for the snowclone, “What part of No don’t you understand?”

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The Cartoon Characters Assisted Living Facility

July 1, 2012

Today’s Zippy:

Aged Zippy and ageless Zippy.

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The New Y for Zippy

June 21, 2012

Today’s Zippy:

A startling example of the snowclone The New Y (first discussed on Language Log in 2004, here; entered in the snowclone database in 2007, here; and treated many times on LLog over the years). I long ago stopped collecting examples — there are far too many of them — but every once in a while I come across a striking instance, like “Morbid is the new cute”.

Dammit Jim

June 18, 2012

From George Takei’s site on Facebook, this Star Trek-based ID badge:

A perfect representation of the snowclone template

(Dammit Jim,) I’m an X, not a Y!

in the Snowclone Database (8/6/07), here.

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The Colbert Ellipsis

June 17, 2012

A Matt Bors cartoon (found via Funny Times):

Entertaining as the political message is, my interest here is in the syntax of:

Now I’m a specimen of cold, robotic elitism and horrible acts I can’t quite recall – and so can YOU with my FREE Bully Manual!

with a remarkable ellipsis in and so can YOU ‘and so can YOU be’ — for which we can surely thank Stephen Colbert.

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The Reaperclone

June 16, 2012

Following up on one of the Grim Reaper cartoons in my “Death at play” posting (“Relax, I’m only here for your hair”), John Lawler has passed on this John Caldwell cartoon:

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The Grammar Police

June 9, 2012

A t-shirt available from the Mental Floss store:

Copy on the site:

This is the grammar police. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of grammatical law.

Grammar Police is an instance of the X police snowclonelet (which I haven’t posted on before), and a very popular one at that. But if you look at some of the enormous number of sites using the expression, you’ll see that most of them aren’t about what linguists think of as grammar, but about what I’ve called garmmra (largely spelling and punctuation).

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X porn

June 5, 2012

From the annals of snowclonelet composites, on non-subsective X porn, as in food porn, book porn, house porn, and real estate porn, none of which refer to actual pornography. From my 2009 posting on snowclonelet composites:

Since it just came up on ADS-L with reference to “X porn” (in examples like “food porn”): English has a number of N1 + N2 composite patterns, most of them non-subsective (the denotation of the composite is not within the denotation of N2), but all of them exhibiting some semantic oddities, and all of them formulaic to some degree, hence snowclone-like. In other words, “snowclonelet composites”. My current collection — which I’m sure is far from complete — has instances of

X fag, X porn, X queen, X rage, X virgin, X whore

The details are different for different cases.

In the case of porn, OED3 (Dec. 2006) has the subentry:

As the second element in compounds: denoting written or visual material that emphasizes the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject, appealing to its audience in a manner likened to the titillating effect of pornography

(with cites from 1973 on, including food porn, disaster porn, gastro-porn, weather porn, and more).

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The All Are Belong snowclone

May 6, 2012

Victor Steinbok wrote yesterday to ask about the meme pattern All Your X Are Belong To Y (All Are Belong, for short), citing a recent instance,

All your domains are belong to U.S. (link)

and saying that he was finding it everywhere these days.

The model,

All your base are belong to us.

dates back to 1991, and plays on it go back at least to 2001. Language Log has been playing on it since 2004.

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Peanuts vs. the grammar nazis

April 20, 2012

Via several friends on Facebook, this image from Bob Lucas’s wall photos:

On the snowclonelet X nazi, with special reference to grammar nazi, see here and here.

And note that the Peanuts takeoff is about spelling rather than grammar — that is, it’s about garmmra.