Archive for the ‘Age’ Category

The number of our years

December 25, 2023

A Facebook exchange today between Vadim Temkin and me, on biblical spans of life (among other things):

— AZ > VT [reacting to the news that the upcoming year in the 12-year cycle of the lunar calendar is a Year of the Dragon] I am in fact a dragon, born in the dragon year 1940 [so I’m 83 years old; this is signficant below].

— VT > AZ:  You are a veritable menagerie: penguin, wooly mammoth, and a dragon as well! Here is for the other 12 years, and while we are at it, let’s wish for a traditional Jewish 120!

— AZ > VT: [about my animal identities] Oh, and for a brief period, an aardvark (Zot, from the B.C. comic).

[about the 120-year span of life] I cannot, alas, quote from the Torah; but I know how it came out very much later in the KJV (I’m a nonbeliever, but the Lutherans and the Episcopalians gave me a good religious education): his days shall be a hundred and twenty years (Genesis 6:3). But then there’s a contraction from the times of Genesis to those of the Psalms (Psalm 90: The days of our years are threescore years and ten). 70 years, maybe 80 if we’re strong.

Whoops, my boat is already sailing to the underworld (I picked up some Greco-Roman myth stuff too).

The package

January 11, 2021

(About men’s bodies and about sexual peasure, so not suitable for kids or the sexually modest. Meanwhile, more chapters in the story of my sexual life; and, again, that might not be for everybody.)

As for packages, this is specifically about the male genital package, as playfully represented (metaphorically) by the banana and eggs in these little Spanish lessons (from my long-ago collage-making days):


(#1) The metaphorical penis


(#2) The metaphorical testicles

My banana and my eggs, they comfort me. In fact, they do, and that’s the first thing I’m going to talk about. The second thing is that if you’re an old guy, nobody wants to hear anything about this, it’s just embarrassing — but I’m going to push against that attitude.

(And I note that though I’m talking here from a male perspective, the two main points apply as well, with some adjustments in details, to women.)

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Childhood memories

August 4, 2015

Yesterday’s Bizarro, with a poignant reflection on the memories of childhood:

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