(Jam-packed with male bodies and man-man sex discussed in street language — admittedly, along with a lot of other stuff, but there’s no denying the high raunch content — so not even remotely suitable for kids or the sexually modest.)

2/2/22 Happy Twoday! The Groundhog Day that won’t come again for a century. This morning the groundhog emerged from its burrow and was immediately devoured by a day-old tiger, who growled lewdly, “Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side”, while some colored girls sang about kissing the cross.

(#1) A moving Cruz-Crosse kiss, hard-core sodomy with a pink umbrella of osculation in it: Steve Cruz on Damien Crosse’s lap, while they execute a mutually pleasurable Reverse Cowboy — Crosse’s cock plunged into Cruz’s asshole — and kiss (cropped image from a 2/1/22 ad for a Raging Stallion Studios porn sale)

What the colored girls sang for Twoday:

Jesus fuck me

in the Holly molly house on
queer little Jessamine Street yes
under the Moorish wall where
James came hustle and forty yes
Little Joe kissed him kissed me
hey queer put his yes big
thumb yes in my sugar
plum my mountain flower oh
yes and the queer colored girls go
yes I will
Jesus fuck yes I will

Relevant facts 1. Today is 2/2/22, 2s down the line. It’s Groundhog Day in my country. It’s James Joyce’s birthday, his 140th. Yesterday a new lunar year began, the Year of the Tiger.

Relevant facts 2. Since I was a child, I have desired kisses with other men. I have been moved, all through my life, by fantasies of kissing men and being kissed by them, by seeing men kiss, and then when I was sexually active (long ago), by kissing them and being kissed by them.

In most gay porn, the actors kiss constantly, inaugurating their sexual interactions with kisses; punctuating their cock- and asshole-focused acts with kisses; and closing off with kisses expressing satisfaction and gratitude. This pleases me enormously.

This blog has a Page on postings about men kissing. More are coming.

Relevant facts 3. Also since I was a child, I have found my asshole to be a locus of pleasure not unlike my mouth. At puberty, I discovered that stroking it and fingering it could heighten the pleasure of masturbation. Since then I have been moved, all through my life, by fantasies of being fucked, by seeing men fuck, and then when I was sexually active (long ago), by getting fucked.

Face-to-face positions for ass-fucking — variants of Missionary and variants of standard Cowboy — are especially easy to combine with kissing. From my 9/21/20 posting “A visit with Skyy Knox”:

(#2) Cowboy, with Skyy Knox riding JJ Knight’s dick in the woods

Reverse Cowboy (out-facing) doesn’t combine well with kissing, because the angle of entry for the fuck is quite uncomfortable, but the combination nevertheless appears fairly often in gay porn (as in #1), because it allows viewers to watch two hard dicks in action at the same time (in #2, neither dick is visible to the audience); it’s a difficult maneuver that porn actors master to entertain their audience (they do it so we don’t have to).

From my 2/20/20 posting “love nest”, about an admirable feature of

[Damien Crosse]’s porn films (especially for Raging Stallion), in which he seems to have insisted — probably working with pornstar and director Steve Cruz and other staff — that all the scenes be jam-packed with fucking, but framed as really energetic “sweet sex”: sexually democratic and celebratory (everybody fucks, but more importantly, everybody gets fucked, they’re all eager for it,  and they all express deep pleasure in the act), and also (while the characters are nearly unhinged with desire and arousal) sexually considerate and attentive (not selfish).

Relevant facts 4. The professional names (Steve) Cruz and (Damien) Crosse both allude to the cross as a Christian symbol and so relate to crux, crucifer, crucifix, crucifixion, and crusade; and might be intended to evoke crotch as well. While Cruz is no doubt intended to evoke cruise as well.

About “Jesus fuck me” 1. Primarily a pastiche of stuff from Lou Reed’s song “Walk on the Wild Side” (with characters Holly, Little Joe, and Sugar Plum Fairy); and from Molly Bloom’s soliloquy in James Joyce’s Ulysses.

“Walk on the Wild Side”. My 2/21/20 posting “Magical Mystery Crotch Rocketman” has a section on the 1972 song. The text:

[verse 1]
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she

[chorus 1]
She says, “Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side”
Said, “Hey, honey
Take a walk on the wild side”

[verse 2]
Candy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody’s darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

[chorus 1]

[chorus 2]
And the colored girls go
“Doo do doo do doo do do doo…”

[verse 3]
Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City’s the place where they said

[variant of chorus 1]

[verse 4]
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Looking for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should’ve seen them go, go, go

[variant of chorus 1]

[verse 5]
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash

[variant of chorus 1]

[chorus 2]

Molly Bloom’s soliloquy. Final section:

and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

About “Jesus fuck me” 2. Notes on some references and allusions.

— molly house. From OED3 (Sept. 2002):

molly n.1 1. A girl, a woman, esp. a lower-class one; (occasionally) a prostitute. … Now chiefly Irish English. [1st cite 1706] 2. slang. An effeminate man or boy; a homosexual man. Also: a man who performs work typically associated with women, or who concerns himself with women’s affairs. [1st cite:] 1708 E. Ward London Terræ-filius No. 5. 11 He behaves himself more like a Catamite, an Eunuch, or one of those Ridiculous Imitators of the Female Sex, call’d Mollies, than like a Son of Adam.

molly-house  n. now historical (in 18th- and 19th-cent. England) a public house, tavern, or other establishment used as a meeting place by homosexual men. [1st cite:] 1728 J. Dalton Narr. Street Robberies 36 They fell in amongst a Company of Sodomites; one ..[named] a noted Molly-House.

queer ‘odd, peculiar’, ‘homosexual, gay’, or ‘faggot’

— the intoxicating scent of jessamine (jessamine, variant form of jasmine): on Floris night-scented jasmine eau de toilette:

(#3) [ad copy:] “Glittering with mystique, opulent and intensely feminine, a persuasive cocktail of Mediterranean blooms”

hustle: in street hustler ‘streetwalking stud hustler’ (male prostitute for men who seeks tricks on the street). See my 8/31/21 posting “A stone solid pro”.

— hustle and forty ‘hundred and forty’, James Joyce’s age today

— male-male kisses from James and Joe, Cruz and Crosse (everybody paired alliteratively)

— big thumb in sugar plum: figurative intercourse, anal in this context

— the nursery rhyme “Little Jack Horner”; the text:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”

— sugar plum fairies: the Nutcracker ballet, homoerotic Tchaikovsky; fairy ‘male homosexual, faggot’

There are probably more. Once you pull stuff from your unconscious, all sorts of things hitch a ride.

2 Responses to “2/2/22”

  1. arnold zwicky Says:

    I should probably have added that the colored girls were also there to kick off Black History Month in my country, which began yesterday.

  2. Huston Says:

    2/2/22 is my birthday…

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