Hordes of Norsemen insert themselves into a national holiday

(Packed with thrusting male genitals and hot man-on-man sex, dirty talk and dirty pictures, absolutely not for kids or the sexually modest. Well, there’s a lot of semen in Norsemen. Please don’t hit me.)

In my e-mail today, an ad for porn emporium Gay Empire’s 30%-off Memorial Day sale, featuring a shot from scene 3 of the 2023 video Norse Fuckers, showing a servant boy, the aggressively receptive (blonder, younger) Dean Young, taking it up the ass from the King of the Norsemen, the aggressively insertive (dark-haired, older) Papi Kocic, in the Asian cowboy position (squatting, rather than sitting, on Kocic’s dick), on a Norse banquet table littered with feastings of manly meats, sweets, and fruits.

The scene is both thoroughly ridiculous and urgently hot. The image in my mail ad has the two men posed so as to show maximal cock for both of them (always an audience pleaser in this genre); rather than fiddling with this image to fuzz out the dicks for WordPress, I have found another image from the same scene in which Kocic’s cock is plunged to the root in Young’s asshole (and in any case Young has his hands in front of the two men’s crotches), so that for a brief moment there’s nothing to see here:

(#2) Don’t expect historical accuracy in such a work; if it’s well-done, it’s faithful not to the history of the Norsemen, but to our cultural fiction of them; the makers of the video clearly did a lot of work getting the surface of that fiction right (just look at the mise en scène above)

Why Norsemen for Memorial Day? Because they’re military, and Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Veterans Day are the US national military holidays. (Gay porn purveyors make much of their military-themed offerings on these occasions; military men, real or imagined, are a big gay male draw.)

The Norsemen certainly were martial — in the cultural fiction, beyond martial: warlike and aggressive. In the somewhat goofy Norse world of the Men video, inclined to channel their aggression into sex. From the fucking of the Norsemen save us — or as I put in the section of my 2/20/23 posting “Happy P Day, Mr. President” on a Gay Empire ad for the just-released Norse Fuckers: By the fucking of the Norsemen, free us.

The 2/23 posting section on Norse Fuckers has the cover of the DVD; a description of the 5-part video; the p.r. image for Part 3:

(#3) A Norse boy and his fucker, posing for the camera in the midst of missionary sex; Kocic fucks Young in (at least) six positions in this encounter — missionary, doggy, cowboy, reverse cowboy, Asian cowboy, and flying cowboy — and they go at one another like crazed minks in all of them

and a description of Part 3:

King of the Norsemen Papi Kocic thinks it’s just another day, feasting with his fiercest warriors, servant twink Dean Young sitting on his lap and refilling his goblet… until spy Sir Peter delivers terrible news: Dracock the Dragon is approaching, and the god Loki will do nothing but feed on the chaos and destruction. The god himself appears, and the king begs him to find Thor, god of thunder, to save them, as under the table Dean helps himself to a taste of the royal cock. When Loki leaves on his quest, Papi rims the twink and spanks his ass before pounding the bottom doggystyle. Dean worships the king’s muscles, sucking his chest and licking his armpit and abs, then rides the monarch [in cowboy, Asian cowboy, and revesre cowboy] before muscular Papi picks him up for a stand and carry [flying cowboy]. Dean cums as Papi fucks him on the table before bending over and taking the top’s hot load on his hole.

Oh, those Norskis!

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