(genitals and sex acts discussed in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest)
From the Monty Python fandom wiki:
Biggus Dickus is a fictional character in the Monty Python film Life of Brian, portrayed by Graham Chapman. He is a Roman nobleman and officer. He is married, according to his friend Pontius Pilate, to Incontinentia Buttocks.
BD’s sexual-onomastic legions have advanced throughout modern media, where they have a particularly powerful role in gay male pornography; some productions are staffed almost entirely by raunchily named performers, their names travesties on those of masculine icons; louche plays on vivid everyday words; and vocabulary smeared with the X, XX, and XXX of obscenity.
Two striking examples that have come by me recently: a man who does business as Feral Fux or Feral Fuxxx; and another who performs as Fabio Stallion or Stallion Fabio.
Feral Fux(xx). Three contributing elements: the prime vulgarity fuck(s); elaborated with the obscenity sign X (‘adult content’) or XXX (off the charts); and (from NOAD), the:
adj. feral: [a] (especially of an animal) in a wild state, especially after escape from captivity or domestication: a feral cat. [b] resembling a wild animal: a feral snarl. [AZ: the b sense implicating uncontrolled or uncontrollable viciousness]
Two photos. The first a p.r. shot:
(#1) From Redixx.com, “Feral Fux Makes His Gay Fisting [AZ: fist-fucking] Debut With Greg Dixxon” (note the porn name Dixxon)
The second a p.r. shot for a fisting video:
(#2) On the XBTZ site, “Feral Fuxxx, Joey Blaze Headline ‘Wrecked’ From Club Inferno” (ah, the porn name Joey Baze; the video also features Logan Loads and Beauxxx)
Stallion / Fabio, Fabio / Stallion. I start with the crucial contribution of Fabio Lanzoni. From Wikipedia:
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(#3) Fabio at the height of his career, looking beautiful, so as to stir the loins of legions of straight women (and, presumably, some gay men as well)Fabio Lanzoni (born March 15, 1959), known mononymously as Fabio, is an Italian-American actor, fashion model, and spokesman. Lanzoni is known for his wide-ranging career including work as a romance novel cover model throughout the late 1980s into the 1990s, roles in film and television including multiple cameo appearances as himself, and music and books.
On to the porn names, which combine the name Fabio with the noun stallion. From NOAD:
noun stallion: an uncastrated adult male horse. [AZ: especially one kept for breeding, a stud horse; hence, figuratively, from NOAD, “(informal) a young man thought to be very active sexually or regarded as a good sexual partner”; and, from GDoS, “a sexual athlete; a womanizer”]
Once again, in two versions, this time depending on the order of the parts. On X. a p.r. photo for Stallion Fabio:
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(#4) SF says on X: “I always serve you 🍆 but I also have some 🍑 in my fruit basket”
And then on Threads, a naked p.r. shot for Fabio Stallion:
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(#5) Something of a find — good-looking, good-humored, projecting intelligence and caring along with hard-driving sex
An XVideos pairing of Leo Bulgari and SF that’s billed as about raw fucking has a long cocksucking intro scene that’s a great delight on its own. Both men have thick dicks that fit their bodies well, and they take turns worshiping each other’s dicks with intense pleasure and visible joy. They manage to make it look easy, and like a lot of fun.
Data: Cyril Pantoli, born 6/14/1989 in Montpelier, France; living in Paris; swimmer bodytype; 5′ 8″ tall, thick uncut 9.1″ penis; versatile, bisexual. And active in LGBTQ causes.
Meanwhile, the Stallion part I see, the Fabio part not.
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