Fresh news for male genitalia, in a Daily Jocks e-mail ad today (5/13): DJX Prime Enhancing Underwear: an instant bulge booster. Provides the illusion of great size, thereby addressing the American male obsession with genital size as an indicator of solid masculinity, power, and consequence (one big dick to rule them all, as the saying goes). Also provides a soft but protective pocket in which a man’s package (of whatever size) can be unconstrained (hang free or peter out, as the slogan goes). And of course it comes in fabulous colors, for the fashion-minded; the ads revel in pink.
First the visuals, then the text. The front view:
(#1) You’re a Big Dick / I can guess … / By the way you dress
And the side view:
(#2) By the way you hang / And by the way you dress
Then the text explains it all:
(#3) A biscuit, a basket / A pink and pouchy rocket / A little guy he stroked it up / And put it in his pocket
In black, white, red, blue, bright blue, and, yes, pink (that is, a few neutral colors, for the cautious, plus actually pretty and flashy colors). In small, medium, large, and x-large. And in brief or jockstrap. For $29US each, with sale prices on multiple orders (“load up, save big”, DJX proclaims).
Yes, I am easily entertained.
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