human urinal

(a brief note about sex between men, described in street language — entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest)

The hybrid. From “The Human Urinal” episode of MEN.com’s The Men’s Room DVD (the first scene (of 5) on my recently arrived copy of the 2/26 DVD:


(#1) Surprise! (D’Angelo’s genitals fuzzed out for WordPress modesty)

[as described in publicity:] Tony D’Angelo goes into the bathroom looking for a hookup. The guy next to him at the urinal isn’t interested …  but the urinal [played by Edward Terrant] is. A pair of hands appear from either side of the appliance and stroke him off, then point the way to a hole where an ass appears for him to fuck.

— it’s a porcelain bathroom fixture (a receptacle into which men urinate) that is also a human being, with (male) human body parts (arms and buttocks, in particular); such a human urinal is both a man and a porcelain toilet fixture: a kind of hybrid, aka chimera

But then at the Folsom Street Fair … you could announce your fetish by wearing this Human Urinal t-shirt, from Amazon (brand: SIB Sexy Urinal Tees, “for fans of watersports, pee and urine”):


(#2) Available in many colors — here in bright yellow

— vs. a (male) human being treated as a urinal (especially for his pleasure, especially in public, as at SF street fairs) by having men piss into his mouth; such a human urinal is fully a man, but functioning as a urinal

Yes, ambiguity is everywhere. Compare human urinal to human fly: the chimera of the creepy movie The Fly vs. an acrobatic performer hurtling through the air.

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