(thoroughly raunchy Christmas porn, in verse of sorts; not for kids or the sexually modest)
Inspired by the appearance of gay porn actor Dean Young partnered with Joey Mills in Joey’s Surf Vacation (yesterday on this blog), I pulled out DY’s photos from the Christmas sextravaganza Cum All Ye Faithful (in which he’s a very naughty elf), and whipped out a few lines of raunchy verse (with a linguistic subtext for the academically inclined):
Dean Young’s verse tribute “Suck my suffix!” to the notoriously inflected Ed S. Ing
Seasonal oragenitalism, with Santa capDean Young sucked candy sticks in his Christmas movie.
That naughty elf sucks other elves there too, he’s
Just a fool for sucking, ooo-ee!
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 am |
Note: Ing is a moderately common surname of Norse origin, and, separately, of Chinese origin. I make a lot of things up, but not that.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 am |
Here is an audio clip on YouTube of The Roches singing “ING”.
https://youtu.be/3QMApfa5AUo
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 am |
Wow. A jingly celebration of the inflectional suffix, from the wonderful Roches. New to me — I am clearly late for the train. Many thanks.