Fresh Cream Tasting

(Utterly unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest)

E-mail this morning from the Gay Empire site with a video on demand sale, including, from the Fuckermate video site, the kitchen-sex scene “Fresh Cream Tasting” (2021) — that is, of course, cream ‘semen, cum’ — pairing Gianni Maggio and Jonas Brown, with this arresting ad:


(#1) The facial expressions, especially Maggio’s, are priceless — Maggio intends to be dominating, Brown inviting, but Maggio looks like a deranged Rasputin and Brown just looks worried — and the cookwear on naked muscle-hunks is equally risible (sorry to have to fuzz out Maggio’s enormous cock, for WordPress modesty, but I’ll get around to it in a moment; meanwhile, you can appreciate Brown’s admirable fuckable ass, on which I will also have things to say)

A screen capture from the encounter:


(#2) Maggio is about to rim Brown, to open his ass and lubricate it before fucking him (note the whipped-cream topping container on the chair, for extra-tasty hijinks (any number of friendly warnings here — at the very least: don’t spray whipped cream from a can up someone’s ass; don’t fuck on a kitchen table loaded with fruit, food, and a floral centerpiece)

Yes, it’s profoundly silly, as well as an insult to perfectly good food; I haven’t seen the whole scene, only a teaser, from which #2  is extracted, but I’m not tempted to view the whole thing, despite being deeply appreciative of hot guys getting fucked. The thing is, the framing distracts from the fact that Brown is a max-receptive, a celebrated devoted bottom, with a body — muscular ass and thighs (on display in #2) — carefully developed for getting fucked (so. designed for me to identify with); and that Maggio is a a max-insertive, an equally celebrated big-dicked devoted top, with an uncut 9.4″ (eek, so for me the scene can only work as fantasy, like my fantasy of getting fucked in mid-air by a flying man). (Brown is Anglo, Maggio from southern Italy, so they’re complementary on another dimension as well).

Meanwhile, while there’s a lot of information on the net about Maggio, there’s very little about Brown (though there’s a long — nearly half an hour — video of him enthusiastically impaling himself on an enormous dildo, which is quite moving if that’s your sort of thing). But he is a celebrated bottom, and one of his videos is titled “Josh Brown has a nice faggot ass”, tagged: slut, bitch, whore, sissy, faggot. And there I balk in unhappiness.

Because it looks like these all those identifying nouns are meant as insults, not as simple descriptors. And I have  a sweetly recollected prior life as a pussy-assed faggot slut and also, by the way, enjoy my friendships with sissy-boys, occasionally bitchy queens, and the like (I’m not one of them, but then nobody’s perfect); so here I want to put in my customary words of appreciation for the fems and fairies amongst us.

 

 

 

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