The Funny Aperitif Board

This is today’s Mary, Queen of Scots Not Dead Yet posting. I am overwhelmed by piles of undone things, but suffering from deep exhaustion (no doubt a consequence of the most recent jigglings with my medications). I am posting in a brief period (during which I’ve had salmon teriyaki and edamame gyoza delivered for sustenance) between long stretches of stunned unconsciousness.

I offer you, without critical comment (analysis to come in a later, more thoughtful posting), this remarkable Grassooze Services ad on Facebook back on 9/11:


Funny Aperitif Board on sale for $24.99
⭐Who says size doesn’t matter? With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with perfect curves will keep all its promises
… One day, a great sage said, “Don’t let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a board in the shape of a penis.”

Ok, I couldn’t resist completely. Two entries from NOAD:

noun aperitif: an alcoholic drink taken before a meal to stimulate the appetite.

noun appetizer: a small dish of food or a drink taken before a meal or the main course of a meal to stimulate one’s appetite.

Yes, I have a great deal more to say. But not today. Enjoy the aperitif.

 

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