(Not suitable for kids or the sexually modest)
Ok, one more little posting before I tackle writing about the last week in my life, parts of which were spectacularly awful, but through most of which I coped admirably and in good spirits, I don’t know why or how. This simultaneously disastrous and miraculous week ended with my delicious Thanksgiving dinner, of Korean soy and black vinegar chicken on japchae, a last-minute replacement for the long-planned Mexican homestyle pozole, which had to be shelved when the cook was incapacitated. Details to come.
But first a new gay porn release from NakedSword, with a title that’s a laughably lame, absurdly ugly pun.
What do you call a video set in a Spanish villa that’s about reciprocal anal intercourse? — Flip-Fuck Fiesta? Iberian Butt Buddies? Malaga Male on Male? Mi Culo Es Su Culo? I could go on in this vein for some time.
But Spain in the Ass, just ouch. The ouch of the model expression pain in the ass is the ugly part; if you’re doing it right, there should be no pain, the two of you should collaborate so that it feels fantastic for the both of you (trust me; in a previous life, I used to do this a lot).
And then the image of Spain in a guy’s ass is just ludicrous, it’s just cramming the country into man-on-man sex. So, sadly, from the XBiz site, “Sir Peter, Paddy O’Brian Star in ‘Spain in the Ass’ From NakedSword” by Tom Grayson on 11/20/24:
San Francisco — Falcon / NakedSword exclusive Sir Peter and Paddy O’Brian star in the studio’s latest release, titled “Spain in the Ass.”
Directed by Alter Sin and Ben Rush, the first installment of the two-part release features O’Brian’s NakedSword Originals debut.
“A dip in the pool soon has Sir Peter and Paddy O’Brian’s soaking wet briefs clinging to their hard-ons as they embrace each other before a 100% raw flip-fuck,” the synopsis reveals. “After exchanging blowjobs outdoors, the two head inside their gorgeous Spanish villa, where an eager Sir Peter strokes Paddy’s cock from the back while spreading open his cheeks to rim his deliciously hairy hole.”
“Spain in the Ass: Sir Peter and Paddy O’Brian Flip-Fuck — Part 1” is streaming on NakedSword; the second scene will drop Nov. 27.
Everybody sing: I’ve got Spain inside my ass / I’ve got Spain deep in the heart of me …
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 am |
Of course in this context there’s an obvious reference to actual anal pain, but my guess is that inventor of the title was mostly inspired by the widespread meaning of the phrase as general “annoyance”. (Still not really appropriate for a porn flick that’s supposed to be about pleasure.)