🐇 🐇 🐇 RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT to inaugurate the month of January, in screaming caps to inaugurate the new year; it’s also Holy Dick Day, or (in more conventionally churchly terms) the Circumcision of Christ; and the 8th day of Christmas (warning: the 5th day of Christmas will bring us to significant penis-talk, which is not to everyone’s taste)
This is a tale of massively failed communications. It begins with my posting yesterday “The 7th day of Christmas”:
That would be today, December 31st, New Year’s Eve. … Back on the 4th day, December 28th, my mail brought me a digital-art celebration of the 1st day [by one of] my digital-artist friends. For the occasion, a partridge of sorts in a pear tree of sorts, and … starring a fabulously hot object of gay sexual desire.
(#1)
… All three components … have that air of hyper-reality that I find especially desirable in digital compositions; not trompe-l’oeil, but a kind of magic realism.
… [about the peculiar partridge,] I have inquired of the artist, but they haven’t risen to the bait.
Ah, that’s where things started to go awry.
I also assumed that the 1st-day composition was a one-off, that the artist was not actually embarking on an AI Hot Hunk Twelve Days of Christmas series for me, and said so to them, in e-mail back on the 4th day. Alas, the artist’s mailer inexplicably flagged my message as possible phishing, so they didn’t see it until today (January 1st, the 8th day). It turns out that they’ve been dutifully mailing their digital art to me every day, but the USPS has failed to deliver a single one to me; perhaps some will come tomorrow, on the 9th day.
Well, the artist tells me that their printers balked at doing the 5th-day golden-rings image (which the artist has now e-mailed to me), as too racy. No surprise there: one of those golden rings is a Prince Albert attached to 5th-day Hot Hunk’s dick (from NOAD: noun Prince Albert: a man’s body piercing in the form of a metal ring that is inserted into the end of the urethra and out through the glans penis), so, yes, irredeemably raunchy.
Too raunchy for WordPress, so I have fuzzed out the model’s excellent dick (of human size, entirely approachable), leaving the ring of the PA floating mysteriously in space against the model’s monstrously muscular thigh:
(#2) Five golden rings: two earrings, two nipple rings, one penis ring
The artist also e-mailed me their substitute, with the model in shiny golden gym shorts that cover up his dick, and with a golden cuff ring instead of a penis ring. The whole thing framed in a gigantic golden oval.
(#3) Still five golden rings on the model’s body: two earrings, two nipple rings, one cuff ring
Meanwhile, I wait for the USPS to bring me the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th days, and the 6th through the 12th days. I note with approval the smiles on the Xmas Hot Hunks so far; I’m really really into smiles.
January 13, 2024 at 12:18 pm |
One of things I personally liked about this image is what you see if you focus on the model’s right hand; the very large golden ring is just a bit out of skew, so that you wonder if it is contiguous, leaving you to focus on the hand, which would be in a very convenient and familiar posture for some sexual self-stimulation. If not for the golden shorts, of course.
January 13, 2024 at 2:16 pm |
Ah, I did catch the model’s right hand and suspected it of being the agent of self-pleasuring (even through I’m strongly left-handed in this regard), but failed to work that into my posting. (Hard though this may be to believe, only a small fraction of my ideas actually make it into my postings.)