(Transparently, celebratorily, crude and graceless, not for kids or the sexually modest.)
🧛♂️ 🧛♂️ 🧛♂️ (the Day of the Vampire) Very briefly, today’s holiday greetings from the rampant sexpigs at Fort Troff:
Yes, you’re a wonderful human being, but you’re also a couple of warm wet holes for guys to come in, so open up and take it, dude, take it.
Of course, though you might reasonably resent being treated as nothing but a receptacle for some guy’s cum, as nothing but a cum dump, there might well be moments when serving as a warm wet hole for him to come in totally, fabulously, hits the spot for you. Life is complicated.
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