Hunky mysteries of identity

(Minimal linguistic interest, lots of male skin.)

From Michael Nieuwenhuizen, with a gasp, this cock-tease photo:

(#1)

I dreamt I went on the internet in my Dolce & Gabbana briefs.

Appreciative viewers then tried to idenfify the model. And obstacles appeared.

Opinion was that the model was either Chris Evans or Scott Evans. On Chris, from Wikipedia:

Christopher Robert “Chris” Evans (born June 13, 1981) is an American actor and film director. Evans is best known for his superhero roles as Steve Rogers / Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Johnny Storm / Human Torch in Fantastic Four (2005) and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007).

(#2)

And on his brother Scott:

Scott Evans (born September 21, 1983) is an American actor, best known for his role as the police officer Oliver Fish on the ABC daytime soap opera One Life to Live. He is the younger brother of actor Chris Evans.

(#3)

(Scott is openly gay; Chris is straight but gay-supportive.)

Then people noted that the face in #1 was more like Chris than Scott, but that the tattoos in #1 were not like Chris’s. You can see that clearly above. (And if Scott now has tats, I haven’t seen them in still shots or videos of him.) Eventually, #1 was traced to a Pinterest posting, from adrianostar.tumbr.com, where it was identified as Chris Evans.

It is true that people change their appearance, hair styles and even color in particular, so that you can’t go much on those details. And people who once had no tats get them. So here’s Chris in his state as a fitness workout guru, sans tats:

(#4)

But back to the face. The more you look at photos of Chris, the clearer it becomes that the face in #1 is Chris’s. Compare:

(#5)

Finally, Mikkie pointed me to photographs of the British male model Adam Coussins.

On Coussins, in his own words, from the Model Mayhem site:

im adam coussins from derby been modeling a fair few years now and have no plans to stop.

i will travel anywhere and always show up on time and ready to shoot

i will listen to any shoots anyone has in mind and see what we can arrange.

im an LA muscle sponsored athlete and have worked alot for dead good undies.com

(LA Muscle is a bodybuilding and sports nutrition supplement firm. And, yes, Coussins does full-frontal nudes.)

Playful Coussins on his site:

(#6)

And that sent me to the site of male photographer Dylan Rosser, where we find this steamy Coussins shot:

(#7)

Yes, we’re back to #1, but with Coussins’ head rather than Scott Evans’s. It’s the miracle of Photoshop, presumably to take advantage of Evans’s fame.

(Many many thanks to Michael Nieuwenhuizen.)

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